The long-awaited N-Land Wavepark is finally ready to open!
Does it thrill you as much as it does me that Austin, Texas’s N-Land Wavegarden has cleared its legal hurdles and is set to come online this Friday? Read about it right here!
Stab magazine’s Morgan Williamson is very excited, writing:
Dear Texas, leave the boots and spurs at home, but for the love of god, don’t forget that ten-gallon hat!
What does he mean?
Does he mean like above?
Or maybe like this?
I have no idea! I have never really been in to cowboy kink.
Maybe this?
Morgan are you there? Help us help you!
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Texas is the greatest state, so the folks from Texas claim. Having been there half a dozen times the state is awesome. Went to the rodeo in Houston that lasts an entire month. They have the house that Jerry built, where players still stand for the national anthem. They have superb gun ranges that offer pistol, rifle, and a skeet course similar to playing a round of golf. And the food, ow the food is fabulous! Now add surfing other than tankers, sounds like a great place to retire.
I hear that Tom of N-Land will be doing surf-themed
murals around the pool.
Tom of N-Land! I can’t stop laughing!
Morgan means all of the above. He would like nothing more than to stroke the shaven whiskers above a cowboy’s pubic bone. He is a poor writer and cannot express himself properly but he is trying to collect your semen in cups like a fat old cum baron. He is softer than those French crooks who forgot to rape Kim Kardashian.
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Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!!!!