NLand Surf Park shuts for repairs one month after swinging open its doors.
Do you remember when, just one month after it opened in 2015, the Wavegarden in Wales had to be closed for “urgent repairs?” The Surf Snowdonia tank was closed ’cause of a ripped pool lining and, perhaps, a re-think of its economic viability when sixty casual workers and eight full-timers were sacked.
In a mirror of the only other commercially operating Wavegarden, NLand Surf Park in Texas has been shut down almost exactly one month after loosing the plough that creates the rippable little swells.
A bummer since nearly every session y’tried to squeeze into had booked out, making a mockery of the naysayers who said they wouldn’t be able to find chumps willing to spend ninety bucks on a ten-wave session. For some visitors, the experience was… divine!
As our pals at KXAN report:
Neighbors of a new surf park outside Austin say the park is making waves next door, spilling water into their neighborhood. On Monday, the park said they were closing for a week after finding damage under the lagoon. The park, which opened Oct. 7, said they would drain the lagoon and then make repairs.
The Austin Watershed Protection Department confirmed a release of water from the park spread onto nearby property.
“The Watershed Protection Department Spills Team investigated the site and found a discharge of clear water from the park, but they did not find any indication that the water was polluted or chlorinated,” wrote Scott Prinsen, a spokesperson for the watershed protection department. “The department can only enforce water quality issues at the site.”
“It was full of water, I couldn’t even walk through here,” said Patricia Garcia, referring to her driveway.
Garcia wants to make sure this doesn’t happened again and says it has happened before. NLand Surf Park also confirmed that it drained its lagoon Monday and the water ran off of its property.
“[The city] let us know about this and we immediately addressed the issue. We take every opportunity to be good neighbors,” wrote NLand spokesperson Chris Jones in an email to KXAN News.
And, in a poetic response from the pool:
President Theodore Roosevelt famously wrote, “Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means, effort, pain, difficulty . . . .” President Roosevelt, how prophetic you were, especially when it comes building North America’s first surf park.
The liner in our reef section has been compromised more so than expected by fin and nose cuts and we need to do more extensive repairs. Therefore, we will be closed through November and potentially beyond. If we open, we will personally rebook you.
The line, “If we open…” is a little haunting, don’t you think?
Snips head is freaking me out
After watching some ‘YouTube’ clips of NLand, it didn’t look very crowded (at 60.00 bucks a hour–I wonder why). And no matter who was riding a wave–whatever their skill level–or how good a wave looked or didn’t look (or what funky music they put to their clip)–the whole place just seemed devoid of ‘soul’ and kind of ‘lifeless’. No free sprits here–out to dig some free waves– nature–the beach–and all the other good vibes that go with
Loosing the plough now too, Derek? Too funny.
“And God brought us a wave pool, thank you God thank you Jesus!!!”
well then???????
So there’s no market for abysmal waves for NLand cowboy surfers? Sounded like a niche market
Surely market for decent wavepool on Gold Coast?
I was honestly thinking about making a go at that wave pool and seeing texas….
Queers and steers.
I heard you ran for president of your weekly Nancy Drew book reading club……and lost due to over-ambitious dreams, incredibly unattainable goals and a general presentation to those around you that was rather indicative of a daily cubicle existence accentuated with a motherly provided basement dwelling.
Say it ain’t so. I want someone to hurry up and develop some reliably stable technology that will work for longer than a month so I can spend my weekends surfing in a former car park at homebush.
Me too! I thoroughly have the shits with surfing naturally delivered waves free on ocean beaches, it has pissed me off for, well, ever since I can remember. I cannot wait to pay some fuckwit entrepreneur for a faux “surfing” experience in an enclosed space surrounded by lifeguards and a decent range of shops and restaurants. After all, this is the future of surfing! Thank the Lord, soon we will have managed to erase any resemblance to the origins of the sport, and replaced them with something that by its very essence, depends on a bunch of engineers and a cunt with a control panel.
Fun fact on lifeguards at the wave pool in the UAE; they are employed from the well known surf country of Nepal.
Imagine their Sherpa grandparents: “Don’t waste your life like I have Jimmy, carting rich Western idiots up and down Everest and saving their fat arsed bacon when they found out they couldn’t breathe up there. Go to the Promised Land! The magic desert with the fountains in it! Then all you have to do is pull the Western idiots out of a swimming pool!”
Yep, they like their fountains. And roundabouts. When a fountain is combined with a roundabout, you got Emirati heaven/paradise.
Wait a second. How many Sherpas do you know called Jimmy?
Didn’t they build an ark a few states away what the fuck are these lasso throwing toothless bumpkins worried about?
An ark that’s full of dinasours.
Hey Noah tried dude, it’s not his fault the raptor would have eaten…… Everything.
Long fin, longboarders nose, shortboards. They made it so you can’t blame one party. When you damn well know it was larry longboard trying to juice the wave, keeping kids from learning the joy of surfing while rolling the windows down and hooting on a channel islands donated board. Yes CI donated an entire quiver basically telling all local or even smaller brands “we own the future Kelly suck our dick!” Well Kelly’s wave takes 3 hours to reload but it’s still breaking like his boards.
“The liner in our reef section has been compromised more so than expected by fin and nose cuts…”
***BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING NEWS***
Inland surfers convenient scapegoat for NLand Wave Pool
***UPDATE***BREAKING NEWS*** 8:28P.M. CMT
The Association of Reef Systems Worldwide has issued a statement concerning NLand Wave Pool announcement of immediate closure.
A spokesperson for the Association of Reef Systems Worldwide says “NLand Wave Pool’s claim of structural repairs needed for their reef system is slanderous to reef systems worldwide. The Association of Reef Systems Worldwide objects to NLand Wave Pool’s “reef” claim, stating “[t]hat ain’t no fuckin’ reef. For fucking reef’s sake.” The spokesperson further stated that the Association is currently exploring a slander claim against NLand Wave Pools, emphatically stating “our shit don’t break like that. Fuck off NLand.” The spokesperson fielded some questions but a pidgin translator was unavailable so its anyone’s guess what the Association’s answers were in response to those questions. Seriously, sounded like the guy was speaking in tongues.
Further updates shall be provided if necessary.