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Sixty American dollars an hour to ride with pals! Cheap yes? But what it it's not open? How will you get your kicks?

Texas Pool: “God gave me a beach!”

Come taste divine fruits on opening day at Austin's new Wavegarden… 

Did you hear? Yesterday was opening day at NLand surf park, North America’s first Wavegarden, and only the second of its kind in the world.

The pool, which is twenty minutes drive from downtown Austin, promises “steep performance waves” for ninety dollars an hour, “Playful whitewater waves” at sixty an hour or you can ride alongside pals on “Party waves”, also at sixty dollars an hour.

The prices figure about the same as Surf Snowdonia, Wavegarden’s first commercial pool in north Wales (35-to-45 pounds an hour for “advanced surfers”) although the water in Austin is a bath-like 80 degrees fahrenheit (26 celsius) and ain’t no need for wetsuits when the air’s hitting 87 or 30 degrees. A thoroughly pleasant equation.

A sharp-eyed BeachGrit reader, Mr Bill Kemble, was curious to see how many videos were made by happy pool users after opening day.

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“Woke up this am, hoping to see the glory of NLand’s opening day ripping across YouTube. But only one (ONE!) video popped up. 

My observations:
– the quality of the “surf” looks like crap, no better than the gulf (which is only a few hours south of Austin)
– I see more lifegaurds on soft-tops out there than customers
–  a beautiful TX quote at 5:51 “God gave me a beach” followed by a few tears.”
Freed from the strictures of professional production and PR spin, the video gives a punter’s view of proceedings, complete with a breathy Jesus-y commentary.
“You know, I’m ready to surf too. I’m so ready. I’m going to. I’m going to do it, just like I started walking. I’m gonna surf.”
Watch here.

 

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samwaters

Prediction? they are gonna have to radically drop their per hour price–to even try and make this viable — the water looks a sick shade of brown…

capn birdseye

It’s, it’s…..it’s completely fucking terrible. I mean truly fucking terrible, I can’t even comprehend it. Someone please tell me they can at least make it bigger? – Mind blown.

ConKiller

That good woman is the ultimate kook. So nice you have that in Austin, please don’t come to Cali, we are already over loaded with Kooks from texas riding sup’s and calling themselves surfers.

SID

So Bad but it”s Lou Reeds Metal Machine Music with the wind blowing

DavidC

Proof there is no God!

Captain Clark

My goodness, I take back all that Texas talk. It really is true, Americans are getting not only fatter, but dumber by the second.

Tom

Is that fucking it????
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
This is actually better and could surf into a wall

DrunkenAngel

hang on, you got me. this video is a parody, right? pleeeaaaaaaase be parody.

DrunkenAngel

Surfing is saved! Armageddon avoided, right? RIGHT?

thank you, God. thank you, ‘MUERICA!

Charlie Conway

“Does this not look like paradise?”
No ma’am, no it does not.

dudebeach

If you don’t like surfing with Americans now just wait until this new crop of Texans arrive.

Audit In Progress

Fucking DEEEEELICIOUS

Mariano Landa

Just watched too…holy shit, maybe the best thing on here all month.

jimbome

H O L Y S H I T.. Watching this with the volume at 10 is freaking me out – the most psychedelic shit. GOD GAVE ME A BEACH. This can’t be the future we were promised.

Not for nothing but i am in the small majority of people who has gotten a chance to surf Wadi in East Dubai and that shit is 1000000X better than this shit. Why not build those everywhere? I love that wave. This wave looks like complete shit in comparison

jimbome
Nick Carroll

Fuck, human beings are unbearable.

GiGi

Reminds me of when my parents told me Santa Clause didn’t really exist.

Also, I am NOT gonna complain about my 5 am dawn patrol tomorrow.

Chas Smith

This whole thing is just brilliant.

Dogsnuts

One Kilometer is just over a mile haha, fuck me what a drug addict.

Audit In Progress

Texas!

Mariano Landa

Common core curriculum, dude, public schools in America are world class.

Rory Parker

9:05 on is amusing.

dudebeach

so good. god delivered indeed!

Wardo's PO

It’s a fucking nightmare
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