"We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags!"
Today’s armageddon news just keeps getting more fabulous! First Florida’s Hurricane Matthew brought nuggety little barrels to usually flat South Beach and now it is bringing deadly sharks to people’s doorsteps in Jacksonville!
I was wondering, earlier, about the schizophrenic nature of Floridians which gulf coast surfer Travis Bible summed up well. He wrote:
We’re not getting anything from this storm, but we live for hurricane swells. It puts one in a strange predicament: rooting for a storm to grow and linger and then hit the right spot, while the entire time saying “i hope no one gets hurt.” Then, on top of that, you know one day it will come for you. When it does you go to the clean side and hope you have a home to come back to.
And it must be difficult to maintaining a healthy worldview. No? But what happens when the sharks start invading?
If you lived in Jacksonville and saw a shark swimming around your front yard, sliding on Junior’s little plastic slide, nibbling the roses etc. would you go onto your porch with a leash and try to capture it? Maybe bring it inside to the couch and find something on television and make some popcorn? Or would you go onto your porch with a shotgun and say:
“What the hell is this? Get off my lawn.”
But then the shark would say, “Listen old man, you don’t want to fuck with me.”
And then you would say, “Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn NOW.”
Then the shark would say, “Are you fucking crazy go back in the house.”
Then you would say, “I blow a hole in your face then I go back in the house and sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags…”
And do yo think the shark would leave after that? I wonder.
You probly don’t give a fuck but using the word spam in your email headlines means you’re probly getting through to sweet fuck all people. found an email today in my junk folder and never even knew you guys sent emails. i subscribed bout a year ago.
I thought it was a photo of Ballina pool!
Well who DOESN’T want to live in Jacksonville
BUT has Nland opened or what Chas??
It has and folks are buzzing about it! The cell phone footage doesn’t look quite as good as what the pros have put out there, but it’s better than what I surfed this morning. Chest high, mushy, and lined up- a few people struggled to pull fluid round houses, small airs, and I saw some quick cover-ups.
Sweet waiting for the footage interested to see this as this really looks the first commercial opportunity – forget Wales
Just did some maths before food or selling the lessons just to surf and if it runs to capacity
10 on reef
74 on inside
36 bay per 8hr day then they pulling $59k per day
Where you live on the Gulf Coast? I’m in PCBCH. We sure have been on a cold run of Hurricane swell over the last little while. We had some earlier this season, but it was lack luster. I wanna say it was like 01 to 05 we had a solid run of Hurricane surf. Nothing like that in a while, and it is a love hate type of scenario. You always know that for some it’s going to really suck as they take the brunt of the storm.