Just in: Volcom signs major superstar!

The Youth Against Establishment stay True to This!

Volcom, as you read right here just last month, has completely gutted its surf and snow programs. Decapitating all but a very few riders and most of the long time management team. Littering the earth with headless bodies. Cutting costs, theoretically. Improving the bottom line, maybe.

Oh sure the dearly departed (Alex Grey, Parker Coffin, Quincy Davis etc.) may not have sold the most boardshorts/swim gear ever but that’s not the fucking point!

The point, I think, is that the brands are built on the backs of those who actually do the thing. Those who live and die seasonal deaths. Kicking back down through the ranks was a way to honor that. And paying people to surf, snow, skate, especially no name kids, represented the essence of a derelict dream. Or it did to me.

Like a populist on his soapbox I railed against the Stone for this grave injustice. This cowardly hit. This destruction of, dare I utter the word, soul!

But, today, I have learned I was wrong!

It has been revealed that Volcom was simply saving pennies to sign a major superstar. A gal so stylish that the floor melts under her feet. A sweetheart who represents what we love to an absolute T. A shred of the highest order.

No it’s not Noa Deane!

Ladies and gentleman, may I present…

Georgia May Jagger!

The daughter of The Rolling Stones’ frontman Mick Jagger and his ex-wife supermodel Jerry Hall is herself a supermodel and now the face of Volcom. Let’s read from Vogue!

Georgia May Jagger might be the quintessential British cool girl, but her style isn’t solely restricted to modish dresses and Chelsea boots. As a newly appointed ambassador for Volcom, the model has found herself incorporating ski, skate, and surf apparel into her everyday wardrobe.

And with the brand’s launch of Simply Solid Swim, a sustainable swim collection that’s made with ECONYL, a fabric spun from recycled fishing nets, she’s working bathing suits into her look, too. “I was wearing the ECONYL swimsuit like a crop top the other day,” she says with a laugh.

Becoming the face of a swimsuit collection isn’t just about posing for the camera, though. After shooting the campaign with a group of Volcom surfers in Hawaii, Jagger was keen to try out the sport herself. With the help of Volcom surfer Coco Ho, Jagger set out on the beaches of San Clemente, California. “I was quite nervous!” Jagger says. “I can sort of barely walk down the beach without falling.” Sea legs not withstanding, it seems the model is something of a natural on the board. “I was quite surprised because I got up the first time. I was like, Oh, my God I’m surfing right now,” she says, laughing. “After that, I was quite addicted. They had to, like, drag me out.”

And I do apologize Volcom for I was very far out of line. Georgia May Jagger, from an iconic and powerful family, represents our passion, our esprit de corps. She is a youth against establishment.

She is true to this.

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Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Because a truly talented kid, or otherwise, is hard to find? They go out and find a trust fund junkie and give it more money. Youth engaged in entitlement, that shits core!

Dolphins
Dolphins
9 years ago

what does this do for the value of my VHS copy of Magnaplasm still in mint condition and in the wrapper?!?

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

true dat…

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

Kinda like how they cashed in on Barney’s skill and creativity, then couldn’t even give him an “ambassador” role when they dumped him high and dry. Then were sure to flash the volcom logo at the end of their tribute. barf

samwaters
samwaters
9 years ago

Now that Volcom has lost its cred. with real surfers.–I think they’re aiming at the Euro yuppie surfer wannabees,–just like Outerknown–for maybe one last Hurrah.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Hurley be the next to go under since they now making 4WDS – but you do get 2 free hats!!
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Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

anyone who drives that rig deserves to have their boards stolen

Mad Tex
Mad Tex
9 years ago

This Volcom Bashing is Next Level… Have they refused to Click on the “Advertising” Link at the Bottom of the Page or are you just hoping to Move more Product from the “Shop” Tab at the Top?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Mad Tex

Oh darling….. ummmm. Neither! BeachGrit is against Establishment and we are true to this so…. ummmmmm yeah!

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
9 years ago

So who gets Bruce’s old room in the pipe house? Will Georgia help create high quality beach grit rumours by having close encounters with The Volcom wolfpak, will this lead to the demise of beachgrit as surfing is drawn into high budget mainstream gossip magazines? The mind boggles where surfing will finally reside with its journey into the mainstream corporate funding.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Phrases like “keep it pure” and “sell out” are bullshit. All of you pussies who are crying about the clothing brand that you like not keeping it real think that your rampant consumerism is some kind of cultural revolution. You vapid losers bring nothing to society’s table.

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

i think its the simultaneous selling out while crying “keeping it real since 91” is what fires people up

Simon Says
Simon Says
9 years ago

My daily visit to Beach Grit just became a Desert Trip. This article feels worse than the sound of my father passing a kidney “Stone”.

Simon Says
Simon Says
9 years ago

The Surfing Industry is a spec of dust on a nat’s ass!! Only in a completely altered universe would Georgia May Jagger be considered a “Super Star”.

This is a parody, right??

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Simon Says

“This is a parody, right??” …if you have to ask…

Rane Deynolds
Rane Deynolds
9 years ago

They also signed Noa Deane. Seriously. Worst kept secret in the industry because it doesn’t go into effect until April

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

What is the “I can barely walk down the beach without falling” call??
I know English beaches are often boulders no sand, but was she walking down the sand and surfing in high heels.
High heel surfing maybe volcom just re- inventing and reinvigorating the sport – brilliant!!

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

They probably got her for free, kering group and all! I’m not a fan of Noah, but he will be an excellent fit marketing wise! He will shift a lot of merchandise – and in this game that is all that matters!

Litmus and Chill
Litmus and Chill
9 years ago

She looks like Geena Davis, and if there’s one thing ol Cappy Goodtime knows about the kids these days–it’s that they love Geena Davis.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

She looks nothing like Geena Davis, who is probably in her fifties and still a million times hotter than that “model”

Litmus and Chill
Litmus and Chill
9 years ago

Well, she sure as hell doesn’t look like Susan Sarandon.

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago

she was hot in Bull Durham

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Someone at Volcom has dyslexia and has clearly adopted the new mantra of
“Establishment Against Youth”

Cap'n Crunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years ago

what? no upvotes?

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

the only thing they are “true” to is selling out

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

Well that hashtag got me a few followers on my boards page and I wanna beat the brakes off jaggers daughter , in the good way, never hit women, unless they ask for it, so its worked out for me #truetopiss

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

One day my wife will find these comments and I’ll be back in the casino in Jaco throwing paper and yelling like a stock broker ” the el Salvadorian 150$”

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

Luckily I’m here to delete the truely terrible ones for you. like that Tooth gap one from earlier…

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sorry about that, was more self deprecation, I’d have to be pretty small.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago

Hhaha tooth gap is where I was gonna go with it too. Too late to the party. Don’t let them hold you back mate.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

I was angry and it takes everything in me to say I was wrong but not sorry.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

what does that mean, exactly?

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

True to this would be there new slogan..”this” would be defined as any means to make a buck

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

i will never support volcom again

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

this is truly one sad day for the surf industry. i broke my football schmootball vhs from watching it too many times. one of the only companies who embraced the “fuck society” mantra ive related to..youth against establishment, they a uncle sam himself

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

I loved that movie!! But you still have a VHS?

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

“Fuck society” people are not typically financially endowed to the point of even owning DVDs, let alone affording high speed internet for streaming.

bruddah
bruddah
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

“Couple good fights… maybe five in one day, one day.” – Kaleo Roberson – Football Schmootball

bruddah
bruddah
9 years ago
Reply to  bruddah

“Jus anaddah hangova day in beautifol Hawaii”, “No mo’ memrees, all blank” – Random Pordagee braddah staying at the Volcom house

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

But society is great right?


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