Austin's NLand Wavepool is closing maybe forever!
But I would too, if I were the Almighty. What has the Lone Star state contributed to this world besides anguish? Besides Rick Perry?
And so he has taken away their one bit of joy. Their wavepool.
Austin’s local NBC affiliate reports:
The 14-acre surf park just outside of Austin will not reopen anytime soon, after damage under their lagoon caused them to close on Oct. 31.
NLand Surf Park, which opened Oct. 7 following a round of legal delays, was forced to drain their lagoon to make the needed repairs. Neighbors said the drained water flooded nearby streets. “It was full of water, I couldn’t even walk through here,” said Patricia Garcia, referring to her driveway.
“[The city] let us know about this and we immediately addressed the issue. We take every opportunity to be good neighbors,” NLand spokesperson Chris Jones wrote in an email to KXAN News at the time.
Monday, the park sent out a message saying they will not reopen this season, but did not include specific dates.
“While this is disappointing for us all, we turn our focus to 2017 and the exciting plans we have in store. One hint: hops,” founder Doug Coors, whose relatives started Colorado-based Coors Brewing Company, said. In an email to KXAN, a spokesperson confirmed there will be a brewery on site sometime in 2017.
And so God is turning Texas’s one bit of joy into beer. It makes sense doesn’t it though?
I do my part to fill every pool that I enter with beer too. Used beer.
a beer wave pool , fuck the Aussies will be jealous , I hear Kelly is now thinking of doing a ….yes wait for it , a Purps Pool , WSL will then be able to open 24 hrs , everyone is so jacked up on purps , and with all the bubbles from the wave , a new brand called burps will be born!!
Western Australia is four times bigger.
God hates Texas? He’s halfway back in a line that wraps around the planet
must be cool to be a billionaire beer heir and just fuck around building wave pools that don`t last a month
“maybe forever”
What about that video with the woman saying ” God gave us a wavepool – thank you Lord, thank you Jesus”
She will neck herself for sure!!!!
Hahaha! I’d all but forgotten about this! Fuckin classic.
Just think, once the USA sent men to the moon.
I seem to remember there were a few brave men and monkeys incinerated on the tarmac too.
It’s been quite a fall, hasn’t it?
Compared to what? Your shitty country?
What shitty country do you guess I live in?
Turkmenistan?
Close!
Haven’t you heard? We are gonna make America great again!
Great so the same “get out of my country” toothless yokels are the same ones stopping the prototype wave pool from becoming reality. Good move republitards! “I don’t like wet stuff in my driveway and I don’t like wet backs”-sincerely Texas
Clearly, demoncrat, the 42 skanks you hunted gave you syphilis brain. Austin City Council, the entity slowing nland down at every turn, is Democrat majority.
“I done humped 42 wims and now I canst think at all”-sincerely Skankhunter42
They will adamantly deny that. Assuming it’s true, which I totally believe you, makes me laugh really hard.
Pretty good impression but you forgot one of the 42 was your mom.
Daddy?
Fucking right. Now put that camo back on grab them night vision goggles we got off eBay and let’s go drive around the border pretending we can do anything but end up causing an international incident. Don’t forget to tell your teacher, she’s got a lumpy butt and piss your pants!