It’s a Brothers Marshall vs BeachGrit initiative!
Aloha Akbar is an initiative by Brothers Marshall and BeachGrit to solve, with slim-fitting tees and adjustable hats, the greatest geopolitical challenge of our age.
Which is?
Those swingers from what used to be called Al Qaeda in Iraq raising ruckus from Baghdad to Paris, Orlando and so on. Oh, I know. It was the Bush government that unleashed that particular genie from the bottle, Jordan’s Abu Musab al-Zarqawi rushing into the lawless void and redefining the meaning of barbarism.
But, we’re all brothers right? It don’t matter what team you want to follow. We all want a bright peaceful life, for our kids to be able to stroll down the street without a bullet or bomb tearing ‘em apart.
In an obvious manipulation of words, the jihadist war cry of “Allah Akbar” which is often followed by suicide bomb, machine gun fire or some other munition, has been inverted to mean, Peace is Great!
The Hawaiian word Aloha also means affection and compassion (as well has hello and goodbye).
The Malibu-based clothing company, Brothers Marshall, and the Bondi-LA-based website, BeachGrit.com, firmly believe in the Martin Luther King Jr posit that “Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend.”
Show the world you mean love with your own Aloha Akbar tee or hat!
M please, in black.
Brilliant, the kind of stuff I use to love in the early days of STAB, my order is in!
Is that your real name? It’s awesome.
I’m so torn!! Only six dollars more and I can buy this from The Brothers…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/image…
6 well spent dollars…
I really want to get one of these shirts, but only inshallah of course.
inshaloha
they’re genius….
My mate thought “Mahalo” meant “Rubbish” for 2 weeks on his first visit to Hawaii because it was written on all the bins [“trash cans”].
But what about Action Shirts? That Breathable, UPF 50, Logo Free, Drop Tail Cut, Aus Made gem is getting no love!
Apparently they cause Melbourne students nightmares for skin doctors
C’mon Superworm (WHAT is with all the pseudo profiles???), I know you want one too and shipping is free for you. By the Melb joke I assume you are in VIC so probably in a 3/2 by now but I am sure you will be heading somewhere tropical soon enough. 100% satisfaction guarantee for you as well ; )
Oh we get plenty of love from Derek and Beach Grit – we are just missing the love from you! Looking forward to your order and just for you a 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back. Just put in the order notes that Roland (yes, its my little baby) sent you ; )
Fabulous! Assuming shipping to the states is reasonable/possible.
Thank-you so much for pointing what I see now as such an obvious fault with my website. It really is the simple things sometimes…
Firstly shipping was and still is $15 flat rate for International orders via my DHL Int account. They also cover all the customs and duty fees plus send you update emails – pretty brilliant service actually.
Secondly it was always on my ‘Shipping’ page under the drop down from the About Us tab on the home page. Clearly though not easily visible enough. Now it is on the top of every page on the site in a neat little black strip with a click through to the shipping page.
Hope to see your order and you will love the shirt. Thanks, Roland
$30!!! I can get this snazzy outerknown shirt for 60 cents less tho
http://www1.bloomingdales.c…
Only sketchy thing is that rednecks can’t read that well. Looks rad, just not advisable for Wal Mart/Airports
I Reed well enuff to know wen I’m being patgtonized
lol! There’s always a Ying to a Yang, Fergie, We need you guys!!
Aloe Vera is the greatest.
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Can we hire you? Derek? Chas?
The Interia pays me to well.
*too bad you’re retarded
It’s actually quite handy for pasty water enthusiasts such as myself
That Billabong/Warhol shit doesn’t seem so bad after all!
A real Sophie’s Choice here: Billabong or Brothers Marshall.