And win something out of your wildest dreams!
I stared at the ceiling, awake, most of last night burning inside. How did it happen? How did Surf Europe, affectionately called The Old Man in the Sea by long-serving surf journalists, get busted by a British tabloid for being too racy? How did they beat BeachGrit to that punch?
We pride ourselves on having the worst values in the space. We wake up each morning with one, and only one, driving principle, asking ourselves the question. “Is this anti-depressive?” And then, “Is there further down we can go, like, morally n shit?”
And feel we let you down by allowing Surf Europe to reach a “whole new level of gross” before us. Their contest, having women send in pictures of their bottoms in order to win a trip to a Russian owned Sri Lankan surf camp. That’s pretty gross but want to know what’s grosser?
Having men send in pictures of their tits to win a pair of Billabong x Metallica boardshorts (size 32) in white.
Post a picture of yours in the comments and also on Facebook so a tabloid can see and get angry. Must be 18 or over to enter. And a man to cause appropriate sexist stir.
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Coulda sworn they were Durban tits.
c’mon beach grit… we all know that a dude with a 32″ waist won’t have a proper rack of lamb
Jordy?…no,no,no, Pottz,… No, Jordy.
Never has my user name been more appropriate.. For competition’s sake I’ll let everyone else go first
Hahaa.. wtf
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This counts? https://youtu.be/zFmXwb2_nXQ
Those crazy Argentinians!
I know. Those tits are a case of extreme meat eating. Viva la Parrilla!
But how beautiful are the ladies there…
Ha! The more buxom of us will struggle to squeeze into a 32. If you want to ogle my naked form you’ll need to offer a 36.
Apparently you gave the length measurement of those boardies. What’s the waist size?
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There’s no contest, just give them straight to Raspberry and those attack-dog tits.
What do I get for a dick pic?
Mmmmmmmmm. A pat on the back!
Even better, a clap on the Jap eye!
What about just the clap?
I’ve always wondered about mergenitals. Don’t you have claspers?