The face of a winner!

Math: Alex Gray Is in the Black!

Living up to his middle name!

Do you remember, two days ago, when Alex Gray’s boards were utterly demolished by American Airlines? It hit every major surf site other than BeachGrit because, well, I was busy or something.

A quick recap: Alex flew five CI blades from Oahu to LAX, only to find four of them brutally bisected. Evidence implied that the board bag had been opened and the boards had been purposefully tampered with. Who would do that or why is as much a mystery to me as it is to you.

Alex filed a formal complaint against American Air and started an Instgram crusade against the company, much like John and Jet Blue or Kelly and Hawaiian. Gray claims that this movement isn’t about him or his surfboards, but rather the surfing community as a whole. For too long we’ve been treated like second-class citizens by ski-and-golf-fetishizing bureaucratic skycorps.

Alex Gray's Boards Broken on Return Flight From Hawaii Into LAX KTLA

It’s safe to assume that Alex will be refunded in whole. To not oblige him would be against the interests of American Air, as they’d have face the consequence of further social media lashings and We’ll never fly with you agains from the larger surfing community, all over a couple thousand bucks. And hey, they’ve still got a chance to stay above United in this whole scandal.

So assuming he gets paid for those boards, Alex is already winning. It’s unlikely he paid much (if at all) for those CIs, so to be compensated for their retail value (~$750 apiece) is to come out way on top. But Alex’s luck doesn’t end here.

As reported by Surfline, Alex Gray has won the GoPro of the World Best Wave category for the winter season with his 4-8x (I lost count) tube ride on a Moroccan slave runner. For his efforts, Alex will receive $25,000 of GoPro cash.

Oh and, this is Gray’s second time winning the GOTW grand prize.

So, let’s recount: Alex spends his year traveling the world to places where he gets really, really tubed. He then videos those tubes and often turns the most euphoric moments of his existence into a serious payday. When returning from these idyllic locales, his boards get destroyed by an airline only to (probably) be refunded by a helluva lot more than he ever paid for said boards.

Not bad, Mr. Gray. Not bad at all.

Now if he could just find a main sponsor…

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Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Was Alex the pro that burned you at Cloudbreak Michael? Come on, give us the dirt!

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

The baggage handlers saw the Body Glove stickers on his boards, you can’t blame them.

SkepticallyOptimistic777
SkepticallyOptimistic777
9 years ago

Compliments of the aloha state, “Welcome to paradise, now go to hell”

Juntao
Juntao
9 years ago

i think gov. officials snapped his board in half to see if he was smuggling cocaine inside of it. just a theory.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

there are people starving less than mile away from alex’s house in LA but, hey lets keep bitching about flying around the world for free and broken boards. give the boards to the homelss bums and they can pawn them for some cash or some shit

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Shit, I tried to start an instagram viral campaign when the Virgin baggage handler put tire tracks in my sleds. Six months later, I still have the same boards with tire tracks in them.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago

You should stick a GoPro on them and go the the 25k

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

Alex should donate his proceeds to Lunada Bay Boys fund..

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Its likely the ground crew on Oahu are to blame…a “hope you enjoyed your Hawaiian surfing vacay, now go home and stay there” sort of message.

balloonknot bill
balloonknot bill
9 years ago

Thank god for Alex Gray. An absolute martyr… in the trenches on the daily… really great stuff. I’m glad that he fought so hard to get news coverage as well. I was getting nervous that i’d have to hear about Syrian women and children being killed

Wlchry
Wlchry
9 years ago

God Bless A Gray.

Slurpline
Slurpline
9 years ago

I don’t know about Alex, but I like being seen as a menace to society because I surf.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Slurpline

Wishful thinking, Webby. Surfing is wholesome.


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