See: Hayden Cox on Mr Porter!

Mr Cox steals title of World's Most Beautiful Shaper.

Two years ago, I wrote a story called The Most Beautiful Shaper in the World. I commented, “He is still the most fantastic looking man I have ever seen and what sleepless nights he caused me!”

Back then, there was no delicacy to his exceptionally virile merchandise. He was as blood ripe as they come. The women, including my girlfriend, maybe my girlfriend most of all, had to be treated for spells of dizziness. Worse, his surfboards were addictive and try as I did, I couldn’t be indifferent to his skills

Today, however, the crown of Most Beautiful Shaper in the World, held for twenty five years in Coolangatta, Queensland, has now shifted to Palm Beach in Sydney.

Spell, broken.

Today, the online clothing emporium, Mr Porter, famous for its one-thousand dollar t-shirts and surf trunks that cost seven hundred and fifty dollars, anointed Hayden Cox, who is thirty-five, as the game’s best-dressed and, well, just look at the photos, its most handsome shaper.

From the story:

“When I go out, I love these Alexander Wang trousers. I dress them up or wear them with an oversized Rick Owens tee with a really relaxed fit. Owens’ style and aesthetic are amazing. He kind of coasts in his own little lane. And he does really cool furniture, too. As for these red Givenchy shoes – everyone has to have a few statement pieces, right?

“Style in the surf community here is still very natural. People wear what they feel comfortable in. I’ve always been a monochrome kind of guy, ever since my mum once bought me, my dad and my brother matching fluoro wetsuits. This Saint Laurent black tee has a thick neckline, it’s really durable and is something I can wear a million times that keeps getting better with age. I’m a big fan of NikeLabs. Shoe designers influence me because I can relate a sneaker’s structure and form to shaping boards. I always look at the fabrics because there are a fair few similarities.”

“I’m a morning person. I always head down at sunrise for a surf. Salt water is the best wake-up call, but it can be a little cold before the heat of the day, so I make sure I have something warm to throw on before and after, like this soft Haider Ackermann jumper. I do tend to wear a lot of black – black tees, black shorts, black caps. My personal style and design aesthetic are pretty monochromatic, too. I like clean lines.”

“In the factory, I get messy, dirty, dusty, waxy, salty, sandy, you name it. So typically, I won’t wear anything that I don’t want to ruin. Cut-offs like these Vetements x Reebok are almost a board short style. I’ve worn flip-flops before, but it never ends well. I always end up dropping something on my foot. So a pair of boots like these Valentinos are an essential. They’re robust but lightweight and super wearable.”

“When I’m in the shop in Mona Vale [a few beaches south of Palm Beach] chatting with customers, I’ll wear something a bit smarter but still casual, like my favourite Balenciaga sweatpants. Jewellery wise, apart from my wedding ring, I wear this bracelet. It’s basically a U-bolt that you’d put on a trailer, beautifully created by Miansai. It’s industrial and a cool take on tradesmen’s masculinity.”

Now, right about now, it’d be easy to become very insolent.

But wouldn’t you like to be this man?

A domicile near the beach, tawny skin, a robust haircut, the recipient of beautiful expensive clothing, and whatever you think of the Hypto, the maker of damn good, rideable surfboards.

Read Making Waves with Mr Hayden Cox here. 

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Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

Anyone else here beside Derek understand a single fucking thing he said?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

Take that back!

Horatio Algae
Horatio Algae
9 years ago

The tragedy of this guy’s life is that nobody has branded sea water and sand yet.

huma's tears
huma's tears
9 years ago

Manscaping is another one. Freshly shaved balls and salt water, not a good combo. Or so I’ve heard.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  huma's tears

No sense in draggin a blade across your jewels mate. Beard trimmer. Just hover and trace.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

Its funny to see the persona of these millennial shapers very plastic and self absorbed. It may be the counter effect/reflection of social media. Maybe he is a hard worker and earned the attention ,then big respect.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

There is a theory that surfboards of an era reflect the drugs shapers were taking at the time. If this is the ‘chia seeds and hair gel’ generation, it looks like real innovation is a little bit doomed. Get back on the gear shapers!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

As a general rule, I don’t trust a board by a shaper under 35 or a glass job by a guy without signs of throat and skin cancer.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

That’s what happens when in your mind’s eye you think you’re a Large when really you’re just a Smedium

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

Kinda surprised Chas didn’t take this as Beach Grit’s resident fashion maven.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

I wish Derek and Chas wrote separate stories on this same subject and posted them at the same time. Would they have pulled the same quotes? Would Chas’ ego allow the article to be about someone more beautiful than himself without somehow including a picture of the two hanging out? Who would give us the best contrast and compare so we could justify in our minds the merits of $750 trunks? Which would we have voted that was gunning the most for a free board?

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

Who fits this description?

Self Absorbed
Extravagant
Lackadaisical concern for the environment
Patent, trademark or copy what already exists in attempt to capture market share
Holds a position of prominence mainly gained from self promotion
Has tarnished reputation in the eyes of his respected peers
Does business with a government that is more of a dictatorship than democracy
Uses cheap foreign labor to stuff pockets while touting craftsmanship of domestic labor

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

Don’t you dare talk that way about Nev, Matt Biolos, Randy French, Rusty, Britt Merrick, and every apparel executive in the game.

They prefer “less-than-lackadaisical concern for the environment” and “have no reputation in the eyes of respected peers.”

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

I got an opinion for each one of those guys. But that’s not the goal of this exercise. Maybe this will help https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Manuka
Manuka
9 years ago

In rare occasions I scroll directly to the comments. This was one of them.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago
Reply to  Manuka

Be careful could be habit forming…

Manuka
Manuka
9 years ago

I wouldn’t want that. I like most of the posts.
Please, keep it up guys!

Dennis Commentary
Dennis Commentary
9 years ago

I couldnt find any of that stuff he was talkin bout in target country

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
9 years ago

I love fashion.

hunter biden pipe master
hunter biden pipe master
9 years ago

question:
how’d such a fuckin pussy get the last name cocks?

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet – Bill S.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Can’t wait to get my next haircut. When the wielder of clippers asks me how I would like my hair cut, I will say “I’d like my haircut robust”. I’ll savor her facial expressions as she silently critiques my dated clothing appropriately accompanied by sandals with an all too apparent aromatic funk that screams “its okay to get a new pair of sandals”. The wielder of clippers will savor her decision to voice her concerns that robust won’t work with the curvature of my skull.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Sexy, yes! But even sexier when he had long hair. And charming as the day is long…

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
9 years ago

What’re “Wang trousers”? Cater for the third leg? Best stuff some more socks down there cuz, you ain’t fooling nobody.

pubes
pubes
9 years ago

If I wore that nonsense I’d be shaping shit boards too.

Wardo's PO
Wardo's PO
9 years ago

What I know: he carries a groveler the correct way. Everything else screams ‘burn me’. In conclusion, a burning wouldn’t be unjustified.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago

“I once had to destroy 700 boards,” he says. “It’s my name on them and they weren’t perfect.”

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Lance Carson
Lance Carson
9 years ago

Hahah I’m sure China reimbursed this over aged hypster. Derek has an idol and his name his Hayden. I can see the drool and man sauce all over your keyboard while you wrote this ..this..waste of time. Thanks for taking 2 minutes I will never get back…time to skip to the comments going forward…

Radical Moose Limb
Radical Moose Limb
9 years ago

When I’m on the Grit and reading articles like this I tend to get messy. Like really messy and sticky and sweaty. As far as Jewelry goes, I can’t wear it. My forearms and wrists get so swollen and full of blood that my masculine / industrial tradesmen style bracelets just burst right off. Then I grab a towel, usually one from a favorite local brand, LEUS, and I clean myself off only to cool down watching police helicopter footage of 15 juvenile great whites spotted off a single beach.

Joe Blowsmith
Joe Blowsmith
9 years ago

I’m considering starting a GoFundMe for that Junya Watanabe shirt.


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