Robb: “Let’s stoke the sharks out!”

Kalani Robb and pals feed San Clemente's sharks with drone!

Southern California’s new shark population is causing consternation in many young San Clemente hearts but Kalani Robb don’t care because he is an islander! (Isn’t he?) Last week, as reported by Grind TV, the world’s favorite happy Hawaiian waiter decided he should feed the sharks a big ol’ fish by using a drone. Let’s watch the KTLA news report!

Kalani said he has surfed all around the world but never seen such a high concentration of sharks. Is hyperbole? It sounds hyperbole. He also said he wanted to feed sharks a fish with a drone to highlight how many sharks there are in the water for those who are planning on hitting the beach this summer. Is good idea? Is great! Valley stay home!

The lifeguards said baiting sharks “goes against our mission of keeping the beaches safe.”

Haters.

And a scientist told Grind TV, “I’m a little worried about all the crazy things people are doing with these sharks – chumming off public beaches to lure them to boats for viewing, intentionally trying to catch them and attaching floats to them as marker, dragging seal targets around to get them to strike, and now feeding them from drones off public beaches. All these activities change the sharks’ behavior and may increase the chances of someone in the area getting hurt.”

Hater.

BeachGrit says, “Everyone stay out of the water! Sharks everywhere! EVERYWHERE!”

Shrill and on point.

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Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Damn straight that lifeguard is a hater. Where does he get off telling San Clemente how to implement their mission all the way from his gilded throne in Los Angeles. Get some fucking perspective man! We all got different missions. While yours may be keeping the ocean safe, San Clemente sees Laird Logic. Laird Logic is most powerful. Laird Logic is informing the public that they shouldn’t be in the ocean. Our mission is Laird’s mission. Our mission is San Clemente’s mission. This isn’t dumb science, or even no science. Its a fucking mission. Laird is immune from bad mission critique too. So is Robb. Kelly too.
Fucking Haters!
Laird Robb’d Kelly, now there’s a band name.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

surfing never made anyone any smarter!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

True not thats!

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

hmmmm 👀👀

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

fuck after reading this article I feel dumber than a rock

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

heh i’m not sure reading the article was the problem for me? but it definitely didn’t help.

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

Climate change

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

You are so right. I am ashamed of myself. ASHAMED!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

Aussies on all coasts avoid sharks like the plague other than to fish ’em, meanwhile in SoCal every yayhoo is trying to become a YouTube star with a juvenile white.

I’m sure this will end well.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Sincerely looking forward to the footage from this year’s Darwin Awards. Surfers may scoop the pool for the very first time!

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago

can’t we just have fun sometimes?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

No Michael, you guys write the shit and then WE have fun! And the more incomplete journalistic blog writing crap it is, the more fun we have. Keep it up!

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

No, it’s plain irresponsible to not mention Laird’s wisdom in any given article. It’s this kind of behaviour that means we can’t have nice things.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Only if it includes some wisdom from Laird. Oh how I miss Periodgate


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