Sex: Gabriel Medina blows your doors!

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Are you a red-blooded human being? Virile? Then it is impossible NOT to feel the heart pound at the sight of Brazilian champion Gabriel Medina on the cover of GQ Brasil.

His skin is, literally, flawless. Suit so tight that it leaves basically nothing to the imagination. A look in his eyes that says nothing if it don’t say, “Come hither.”

And tell me your heart is not pounding just a little bit.

Want to know what those bold words off his right shoulder read?

“How to get a reservation in the most popular restaurants in New York.”

Do you say, “Hello maître d. Table for two please. Me and this foxy vixen here. The world calls him First Ever Brazilian Champ but you can call him Gabriel.”

Is that how to get a reservation in the most popular restaurants in New York?

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Spade
Spade
9 years ago

Eddie wouldn’t Go….but Chas might

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

wsl year 2020, first transgender mulatto world champion

hunter biden pipe master
hunter biden pipe master
9 years ago

As of late, articles like these are starting to confuse me; Meds and Davis on the ‘grit, along with the Francisco fellow on Stab. We all know who the best surfers are: John John, Jordy etc. but who are the hottest? As a gender confused chronic masturbator, I need to know!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

nahhhh. rubbish profile shot. there is no swiping right on this one.

however, i have the Belle Epoque Cuvée on ice for this
lad

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Not sure if duck face or Blue Steel©?

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

those cheekbones!

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

photoshopped

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

“His skin is, literally, flawless. “
Apart from that shit he’s scribbled all over his arm. Why did him mommy let him use the magic marker?

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

Does rolling into MÁ PÊCHE with no reservation and scoring last table count? When the maître d’ asked what name our reservation was under, well I said “Smith!..”

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Ma Peche is fucking great, as a slight aside.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

Really good time for our family of four and our last name is not Smith!

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
9 years ago

Brother needs another world title so he can get some of them socks. Wait, maybe I know where he’s stashing them …

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

The real question, and I think we all know the answer, is does he have a Brazilian?

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

Unless Gillette make waxing kits he might have some razor burn down there.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Razor burnt plums probably aren’t on the dessert menu at Pa Meche.

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

They’re there, you just have to ask.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

In a rather meaningless aside, I was told once about a get together for some of the members of the Queensland Rugby Union team*. They were having a late night poker game and it was noticed that one bloke was going the self grope a bit often. When called on his wandering hand, he replied that his girlfriend had recently convinced him to shave the wedding tackle and he couldn’t get enough of the plummy feel of the nutsack. He was forevermore known as “Plums” to his team mates.

*At the time, making the team was kind of a big deal, Anchorman style.

hunter biden pipe master
hunter biden pipe master
9 years ago

he looks like a landing strip type of guy!

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Yup, just a blurb of gayness. Again.
The other site shows titties. Female titties as opposed to Craig Andeson’s.

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

But those areolas….

wincy
wincy
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Post a photo of your titties

J H
J H
9 years ago

Congrats, Chas…Gayest. Post. Ever.

(might be about time to get us some female writers on staff, don’t you think? Maybe Jen See has something less homoerotic to say about Gabby? Or maybe homoerotic is what Gabby is going for. I’m so confused! Wait…I didn’t mean “confused!”)

GiGi
GiGi
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

i loved it!!!!….. but i also love rainbows……

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

Jen? Are you there? Can you hit me with a quick homoerotic 200 words?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I never thought it would happen to me, but on a long distance train journey… Wait, is this that type of magazine?

J H
J H
9 years ago

Welcome to BeachGrit Forum.

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

BG Boyz like it raw

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Please, Jen…help us out here or else we’re going to lose Chas to every Pride parade in America…and Brazil!

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Oh I think you’re doing just fine without me!

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

..did you mean “curious”?

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

What? Me? No! But if you are…that’s cool (my Grindr profile is sexysurfer69).


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