Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Are you a red-blooded human being? Virile? Then it is impossible NOT to feel the heart pound at the sight of Brazilian champion Gabriel Medina on the cover of GQ Brasil.
His skin is, literally, flawless. Suit so tight that it leaves basically nothing to the imagination. A look in his eyes that says nothing if it don’t say, “Come hither.”
And tell me your heart is not pounding just a little bit.
Want to know what those bold words off his right shoulder read?
“How to get a reservation in the most popular restaurants in New York.”
Do you say, “Hello maître d. Table for two please. Me and this foxy vixen here. The world calls him First Ever Brazilian Champ but you can call him Gabriel.”
Is that how to get a reservation in the most popular restaurants in New York?
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Eddie wouldn’t Go….but Chas might
wsl year 2020, first transgender mulatto world champion
As of late, articles like these are starting to confuse me; Meds and Davis on the ‘grit, along with the Francisco fellow on Stab. We all know who the best surfers are: John John, Jordy etc. but who are the hottest? As a gender confused chronic masturbator, I need to know!
nahhhh. rubbish profile shot. there is no swiping right on this one.
however, i have the Belle Epoque Cuvée on ice for this
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Not sure if duck face or Blue Steel©?
those cheekbones!
photoshopped
“His skin is, literally, flawless. “
Apart from that shit he’s scribbled all over his arm. Why did him mommy let him use the magic marker?
Does rolling into MÁ PÊCHE with no reservation and scoring last table count? When the maître d’ asked what name our reservation was under, well I said “Smith!..”
Ma Peche is fucking great, as a slight aside.
Really good time for our family of four and our last name is not Smith!
Brother needs another world title so he can get some of them socks. Wait, maybe I know where he’s stashing them …
The real question, and I think we all know the answer, is does he have a Brazilian?
Unless Gillette make waxing kits he might have some razor burn down there.
Razor burnt plums probably aren’t on the dessert menu at Pa Meche.
They’re there, you just have to ask.
In a rather meaningless aside, I was told once about a get together for some of the members of the Queensland Rugby Union team*. They were having a late night poker game and it was noticed that one bloke was going the self grope a bit often. When called on his wandering hand, he replied that his girlfriend had recently convinced him to shave the wedding tackle and he couldn’t get enough of the plummy feel of the nutsack. He was forevermore known as “Plums” to his team mates.
*At the time, making the team was kind of a big deal, Anchorman style.
he looks like a landing strip type of guy!
Yup, just a blurb of gayness. Again.
The other site shows titties. Female titties as opposed to Craig Andeson’s.
But those areolas….
Post a photo of your titties
Congrats, Chas…Gayest. Post. Ever.
(might be about time to get us some female writers on staff, don’t you think? Maybe Jen See has something less homoerotic to say about Gabby? Or maybe homoerotic is what Gabby is going for. I’m so confused! Wait…I didn’t mean “confused!”)
i loved it!!!!….. but i also love rainbows……
Jen? Are you there? Can you hit me with a quick homoerotic 200 words?
I never thought it would happen to me, but on a long distance train journey… Wait, is this that type of magazine?
Welcome to BeachGrit Forum.
BG Boyz like it raw
Please, Jen…help us out here or else we’re going to lose Chas to every Pride parade in America…and Brazil!
Oh I think you’re doing just fine without me!
..did you mean “curious”?
What? Me? No! But if you are…that’s cool (my Grindr profile is sexysurfer69).