Don't follow the yellow path of destruction!
Do you love nothing more than going home after work and cracking a nice, cold beer? Sitting down, washing away the day’s stress away one frosty chug at a time? Feeling the alcohol mellow your bad vibes?
Well guess what?
You are on a highway to hell and may as well be smoking meth!
Motivational speaker, and brother to the most fabulous Sabre Norris, Biggy has some hard words for you to hear.
Beer is a bad habit and before you even know it you’ll be on meth. Meth is bad. You’re gunna make bad crappy decisions like, you think there’s no cars on the road and then you get hit by a car because there is a car on the road. And then you’re not gunna have a wife, you’re not gunna have a job, you’re not gonna go for uni exams. You gotta give up on beer. Not give up on life.
And that is that. Santa Cruz? Are you watching?
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Team Norris is now Team Buyus. Adorable personalities turning into personas and characters of themselves.
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The great novocastrian MR sold beer in ads on national television ! Matt Hoy made a career out of drinking beer and surfing. Nicky’s problem was not beer.Having a wife and a doctorate won’t stop you taking meth ! Kid should have said drink 3 beers a day then chill
Personally, I’m a better person after two beers and a line of meth.
What are you doing in 15 minutes?
So if you drink beer you get to not have a wife? Where’s the Pub?
6 beers a day keeps the wifey away!
The best public service announcement I have ever seen.
Aw fuck, I miss beer.
I had to quit drinking because I was turning into even more of a complete cunt every night after skulling a half bottle of cheap rotgut on the sly, in the shed, minutes after getting home from work. Now I’m still a complete cunt, but I can drive around shouting at everyone about what they’re doing wrong, legally.
These kids are the best. They’re gonna show this at the pub on his 18th.
team Norris just keeps getting better don’t they. Is Derek doing production?
I clicked on the headline expecting to be like “Naaaaaahhhhhh!”
And then it was a Norris kid and I was like, “You know, he’s probably got a point…”