Mick Fanning pulling a pint of meth.
Mick Fanning pulling a pint of meth.

Advice: Beer leads to methamphetamine!

Don't follow the yellow path of destruction!

Do you love nothing more than going home after work and cracking a nice, cold beer? Sitting down, washing away the day’s stress away one frosty chug at a time? Feeling the alcohol mellow your bad vibes?

Well guess what?

You are on a highway to hell and may as well be smoking meth!

Motivational speaker, and brother to the most fabulous Sabre Norris, Biggy has some hard words for you to hear.

Beer is a bad habit and before you even know it you’ll be on meth. Meth is bad. You’re gunna make bad crappy decisions like, you think there’s no cars on the road and then you get hit by a car because there is a car on the road. And then you’re not gunna have a wife, you’re not gunna have a job, you’re not gonna go for uni exams. You gotta give up on beer. Not give up on life.

And that is that. Santa Cruz? Are you watching?

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Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

Team Norris is now Team Buyus. Adorable personalities turning into personas and characters of themselves.
https://youtu.be/3zClVMxRzd…

https://youtu.be/LEfnhxqpYcI

http://www.franksreelreview…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
9 years ago

The great novocastrian MR sold beer in ads on national television ! Matt Hoy made a career out of drinking beer and surfing. Nicky’s problem was not beer.Having a wife and a doctorate won’t stop you taking meth ! Kid should have said drink 3 beers a day then chill

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

Personally, I’m a better person after two beers and a line of meth.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

What are you doing in 15 minutes?

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago

So if you drink beer you get to not have a wife? Where’s the Pub?

hunter biden pipe master
hunter biden pipe master
9 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

6 beers a day keeps the wifey away!

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

The best public service announcement I have ever seen.

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

Aw fuck, I miss beer.
I had to quit drinking because I was turning into even more of a complete cunt every night after skulling a half bottle of cheap rotgut on the sly, in the shed, minutes after getting home from work. Now I’m still a complete cunt, but I can drive around shouting at everyone about what they’re doing wrong, legally.

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

These kids are the best. They’re gonna show this at the pub on his 18th.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
9 years ago

team Norris just keeps getting better don’t they. Is Derek doing production?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

I clicked on the headline expecting to be like “Naaaaaahhhhhh!”

And then it was a Norris kid and I was like, “You know, he’s probably got a point…”


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