Breaking: “Creepy Hipster” caught!

You did it! You captured a dirty man!

Oooooooh and is he ever a dirty hipster. I mean creepy hipster. Just look at him! Look at that smug satisfaction. He totally just drank a craft beer and was listening to…. Kings of Leon. I know Kings of Leon isn’t a hipster band and I know this guy is more of a hessian and I know that “hipster” has become so overused as to not mean anything but, like…

…come on!

Kings of Fucking Leon?

But let’s turn to a non-boozy news source.

(Shhhhhhhh. It’s friday and I’m deeeeeeeeep)

A man suspected in the attempted kidnapping of a teenager in Encinitas has been arrested, confirmed investigators Friday.
The 15-year-old girl fought off a man during an attempted kidnapping in Encinitas Wednesday.

On Friday morning, deputies surrounded a suspicious truck in Cardiff. Neighbors in the area spotted the truck and saw two men who matched the suspect descriptions.

Now, the truck is impounded and the driver is under arrest pending charges in connection with this case.

“I can’t stress it enough, that the community is involved in this, and that ‘s what really made this happen so quick,” said SDSO spokesman Ryan Keim.

The man arrested was identified by the composite sketch released Thursday night. Investigators are still asking for the public’s help in finding the second suspect, who has not yet been identified.

Kings of Motherfucking Leon. But did you read? It was you, the “community” that was involved in this. Buy yourself another craft beer!

The Julian Edelman is still at large and do you think he has run to Mexico yet or do you think he is drinking one more craft beer before coming to your house and trying to kidnap you?

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Student8888

Am I the only one who thought that photo on the left was a pic of Brad Gerlach, who if I’m not mistaken was from Encinitas?

Ricoimmo

huntington, no?

slater thenewdonkey

Thank god, so fucking creepy. Dude is going to get raped hard in jail. We should get MC to do an interview with him and find out what boards he rides.

Jimmy the Saint

Police have arrested a ‘suspect’, let’s not lynch anybody just yet!

SoCalGary

Second guy has also been arrested as of Friday night. Both live in Escondido, Ca.

NEGATRON

D-fin? I’m unfortunately not “down” with prison slang…

NEGATRON

LodgeGrits no1 commentator!!

Otto

you’re one of the perp’s friends huh? And you’re Canadian? hahaha

Otto

Welcome to BeachGrit. Now fuck off!

Superworm

people go to their safe place in troubled times

bitter guy

guys, if you want to pull this stuff in North County, get a landscaping sign on the door and let them know you’re licensed, bonded, and insured

bitter guy

wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t right 67% of the time

SayNoToGoPro

This happened on my street and this is the two of them… photos from facebook.

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Strider's Gobble Neck

Scum will get a nice D fin real fast in the cell. Now let’s move on to those who hit woman. Like Wardo for example

SURF

Fucker burned me at Swamis last winter

Dumb Florida Redneck

Dan bilzeron I knew it.

?uzzled

Yeah, Kings of Leon sucks! Except the first couple of albums which I really liked. Until the “if you love somebody” bullshit I thought they were the great white hope for the future of music.

Neal Kearney

Their first couple of hits were good. After that I forgot they existed. Thank you for the heads up Chazzerino!

Lemon Next to the Pie

Maybe the artist was a hipster ally and wanted to throw them off the scent.

J H

Kinda looks like Roach from Point Break.

(if any of youse asks “which” Point Break I’m gonna have to hurt you)

GiGi

i think sunday should be fun…. it will bend more ESE as the day goes on…

Superworm

Sunday is looking amazing in this part of the world too…

J H

A lot of East in it already.

Otto

That maggot is going to make friends real quick in jail. He’ll be a favorite of inmates with teenage daughters.

KNOBBER

Let us pray brothers and sisters! Let us pray that this shit bag goes to gen pop and gets so many pricks in him he looks like an inside out porcupine!

ricmatic

I have a daughter and that wussy looking prick and those like him are my greatest fear. Good looking out BG

Superworm

He needs dismantling, joint by joint, ligament by ligament until he’s a jellyfish

KNOBBER

Won’t someone please tell me what kind of board shorts the dirty fucking hipster was wearing?!!! God damn it!!

Superworm

And is he a sleeve, neck or ⚓ tatt type?

SoCalGary

Billabong Metallica board shorts is my guess. Always have to worry about guys who wear those boardies. Right Chas!

Goodbye Horses

Prison’s better in boardshorts

Otto

Could you expand upon your post?


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