Stoke and Leisure.
Stoke and Leisure. | Photo: @haoleshaka

Apply: “Ambassador of Stoke and Leisure!”

Do you like coconuts? John John? Barrel? Well here is the opportunity of a lifetime!

The World Surf League has created a new position and it has your name all over it. No not your name I guess. You are caustic and wry. You are sarcastic and… wry. So not the real you and definitely not your Disqus Account you but maybe the metaphorical “you.”

The job title is really and truly Ambassador of Stoke and Leisure and since I can’t out-write the WSL I won’t even try. Here, in all its glory, is posting.

The World Surf League is searching for someone who is both extremely stoked and leisurely to join us in Hawaii for six weeks.

If you can appreciate the unreal excitement of top-notch athleticism and the simple elegance of a Hawaiian palm at the same time, if you can laugh, adventure, experience, seek, try, celebrate, taste, and take pictures, then, well, keep reading.

What is stoke?

Stoke is the excitement you’ll feel when you:

See the best surfers in the world getting barrelled on surfing’s most legendary wave

Drive around finding the most un-freaking-believable scenery in all of Hawaii

High-five John John Florence

Surf Hawaii for the first time…or surf anywhere for the first time

Walk out of your current job/parents’ basement knowing you’ll soon be in Hawaii for six weeks

What is leisure?

If you stopped reading two lines ago in search of something chiller and more fun to do…well, come back, cause you’d be perfect.

What is the World Surf League and is this real?

Yeah, it’s real. We put on surfing’s Championship Tour, which takes us to Australia, Brazil, Fiji, South Africa, Tahiti, California, and Europe before it ends with a grand finale in Hawaii. Every “winter” we post up on the North Shore of Oahu, the birthplace of professional surfing, for some amazing events. (PS If the waves get big, like REAL BIG, the Pe’ahi Challenge will run at a wave called Jaws over on Maui when the surf is 20ft+. Google it. And if this goes down while you’re there all we can say is – you lucky dog you.)

Role/Duties:

“Hot damn! I am so interested in this job I’ve practically already kicked down my boss’ door to quit but like…what do I have to do?” So glad you’ve asked, friend:

You’ll be the the head of a newly created department within the WSL – the department of Stoke and Leisure – to be run out of our Hawaii office, the WSL event sites, and a prime-time Airbnb where you’ll be in charge of two ultra-important initiatives: being excited about whatever is happening and chillin’ the most.

Requirements:

Stoked. You are required to be stoked about life, surfing, palm trees, açai bowls, pro surfers, coral reefs, crystal clear water, not working for The Man, mind-blowing sunsets, the occasional coconut, and more. If none of those things elicit stoke in you, then you need not apply.

Ability to maximize use of all-access pass at highly-attended event. If you enjoy being a fly on a really, really, REALLY cool wall, you’re gonna love this thing.

Skilled at ‘gramming. We are going to load your Like cannon big time, but it is you who must light the fuse. Waterfalls. Parties. Cliff Jumps. Famous people. Hammocks. Lava. FRUITY DRINKS. Jet ski rides to places you didn’t even know you wanted to go. Brace yourself for plenty of comments along the lines of “I hate you,” sent from within the confines of cubicle walls.

Energy. You’re about to do a bunch of stuff. Unbelievable stuff. You’ll want to amaze your friends, family, grandkids, people you’ve just met, and total strangers with one knockout highlight reel of The Whole Thing. Six weeks in three minutes. We’ll hook you up with lots of hi-res footage, music, and a world-class editor-guru, but the main ingredient will be your experiences. So nap on the plane, hit the ground running, and don’t stop ’til December 20.

Benefits:

Cash

Hawaii

Unlimited coconuts

And more!

Apply here.

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Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

And if everything goes horribly wrong, there’s always the Panic Room!

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

“FRUITY DRINKS” . . . probably one of the dorkiest things I’ve ever read.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

You can’t prove that you can’t prove a negative.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

I was going to apply, but then I heard they were going to call the winner a stokes person.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Don’t you mean they’d call the loser a stokes person? The real winner would be the WSL unpaid intern assigned to that loser.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Just imagining two impossibly bored millennials staring at their phones while onshore winds blast the palm trees in the background.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Yeah, those lazy bastards didn’t even learn to spell, let alone write.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
9 years ago

The great thing about that photo with JJF, Kelly and the bellyman:
It’s P5 (Posto 5) / Baixio / Sorriso at Copacabana Beach, in front of my street Xavier da Silveira.

ps: I’m not the belly guy!!!!
My avatar proof that!!!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Proooooove it

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

It reads old tryin’ super hard to be young and cool, I think.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

I won’t get out of bed in the morning for less than three throaty barrels and a pineapple dacquiri. Is that how you spell dacquiri?

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

Bring back Chelsea Cannell.

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago

probably ice these days

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

Anyone who has surfed long enough knows that stoke is something you push deep down inside yourself like emotional trauma.

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Word is bond, mofo.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
9 years ago

So they are replacing Barton Lynch heh?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Don’t bother. Wsl already got someone in mind.

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

I am interested in the post, but before I submit my application I would like further details regarding point 5.3: ‘loading my like cannon’.

Are we talking sexual arousal, hash/crack pipe or will I be working as a drug mule?

I can provide references.

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

tweak that cover letter appropriately

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

Obviously. Wouldn’t want to send off something half baked. Or yes

ricmatic
ricmatic
9 years ago

Being a surfer is more about Stoke Containment

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago

Michael Kocher, this is your second chance!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

He can’t hear you. He’s dead.

ricmatic
ricmatic
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

so are you

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Sorry. Couldn’t hear you. Did you say something?

ricmatic
ricmatic
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

aha! I knew it

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Man, you lawyered the shit out of him. The prosecution rests your honour.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

In other words, Hawaiians need not apply.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

In other words, surfers need not apply!

regularguy
regularguy
9 years ago

They should get Eduardo Martins to do the instagrams remotely and just buy a chocolate lab to run around licking everybody.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Point me towards the millennial that wrote this. I must disavow my lifestyle of nonviolence and strike them down.


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