The dynasty of the one time best surfer in world and Ask Pam mastermind grows!
A few hours ago, your favourite couple, the one-time best surfer in the world (2006-2012), Dane Reynolds, and Ask Pam mastermind, falconer and clothier Corts Jaedtke, burst out twin gals.
Can you believe it’s been two years since Sammy Boo rained on the decade-long lovers?
Via the publishing phenomenon of Instagram, we can inspect the two children. Below, is the surfer husband, slightly awed, perhaps a little scared by the reality of two infants whom he must protect and support.
Here, the mother, gorgeous despite exertion.
What symbols of virility the pair have proven to be.
One, a tall stud with a natural hairdo, and Courtney, with the luminous eyes and strong face. Loving each other since they were very young.
I wonder, in the west, where child-bearing is delayed and marriage viewed as the folly of the slightly nutty, if the success of their union might inspire others, perhaps you, to feel the dizzy excitement of creating a kid.
Is the idea of creating a powerful lineage, a dynasty suddenly back in vogue?
Not very interesting article….maybe just better reading it than watching full Kieren Perrow’s Occ-Cast…
probably like an angel
Congrats Mr and Mrs Dane.
Don’t let let your babies grow up to to be cowboys.
Dane and his family stoke me out. It seems that he has found happiness in his life that competitive surfing was sucking away.
Don’t fukn do it
It’s too late to come crawling back now fishboy.
Crabs have feelings.
Seemed to work ok for A.I..
You’re still the best surfer in the world if you can have an apparel website with .xxx as part of the url, yet only induce epilepsy.
Dane is still comfortably the best, fight me
As much as I’ve hung shit on his clothing label, deep down I’m just jealous. Big congrats on the twins Dane. If I ever bought anything that was a surf brand, or had a label in general, I’d by something by former.
Congrats to Dane and Courtney. Now that they have three kids hopefully there’s one of them in that group that they don’t care about enough and is allowed to surf the World Tour.
Dane,
Welcome to my world of twins!!
Enjoy
regards
Tom
“Is there a history of twins in the family?”
COLD SWEAT
Nah – my wife asked for my best shot before I went travelling, to keep up with another mothers group friend who was pregnant – I obliged. They are boys now 8 – fraternal so 2 eggs!!!
it is chaos and fun, to go with my 10 year old daughter – 3 under 2 for a while was great!!!
Mine are identical. I love them to bits but, my god, that first scan seeing extra limbs where there shouldn’t have been will stay with me for a while. They’re 4 now, oldest 8, so most of the shit (literal, metaphorical) is behind us
Man hands!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Why did you have to highlight that? My eyes! They burn!
I feel petty for doing so and that’s why I’m hiding behind a pseudonym on a comment board. Then again, fuckers that put their life on Instagram can’t expect too much from the general public.
Nothin but baby pics and epilepsy inducing advertising on Danes Insta
hahaha
Stolen from The Trump?
Dane is still the best surfer in the world. But the worst salesman. I tried to buy a Former shirt while drunk the other night and the website only displayed a seizure-guaranteed flashing animation over and over. No store. I wanna give you my money Dane. I’m hoping it’ll make me surf like you. Please fix the store
Exactly. Whose clips make you want to watch them multiple times in this era of inundation? Fuck it, who do you actually want to watch surf? I think it’s safe to say Dane still commands that presence.
I agree. I’d actually pay a monthly plan if I got consistent clips from Dane
He is consistently gaining weight (if you noticed while watching his clips) maybe his rage against wsl is giving him superpowers to maintain his repertoire despite he is getting older
I love Dane ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️
they have a website?
Until Dane fixes who’s the former and who’s the latter, I’d name the store On D. Back-Burner.
shit….Dane and the drop knee guy (which i love to watch) want to give a “meaning” to everything they produce…I am sick of black nails and painted boards whith suicidal puppets….just make beer like mick!
I think, the cruellest, but most true, thing ever said about me.