squirty, squirted, squirter, squirting... it's professional surfing's word du jour!
I didn’t get the opportunity to watch much of the Hurley Pro webcast, seeing that I was standing in the dirt with the people and their hungry children, but when I did I was guaranteed to hear one word.
Squirt!
And guaranteed to hear it in all of its many splendored grammatical forms.
“Barton, what did you think of that ride?”
“It was squirtingly good, mate!”
“He squirted over the section…”
“Squirting down the line…”
“Squirts into the flats…”
“That board looks like a real squirter…”
“He was going for something a little more squirty…”
Etc. Etc. Etc.
I could go on all day but what wonderful rehabilitation Ron, Turps, Pete, Pottz n The Razz have wrought. Since 2006 the word “squirt” had come to mean two things and two things only. A fizzy, fruity soda pop (for anyone over 40) and female sexual sexual ejaculation (for anyone under 50).
Now it is also a multi-use surfing verb, adjective, adverb and maybe even pronoun. Let’s go squirting everyone!
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Squirted…better than “tore the bag” which still tops the list of over-used flexi-verbs.
Just me or does Rosie look extremely uncomfortable
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Speaking of squirt, I bet there was more than one meal in Yemen that gave you the squirts.
There wasn’t! It was honestly the best, cleanest food I have ever had in my life.
Dammit! My plan back-fired.
Chapter Ate was uneventful.
when do we get the next installment?
i swear its the best thing you’ve written.
Chas squirted out this article.
How many “squirting” down the line barrels are going to be on at Kelly’s event? I guess the chosen few are getting private jets into Lemore! Maybe they will be squirting out of their asses if the bacteria count is high enough, ruining their end of year WSL run!! Conspiracy or one-upmanship by Kelly?
When is the event? Does anyone know?
Tomorrow damn it. I tried my everything to go.
really – live on WSL there is no mention I don’t think??
It true. And not live. Sons of bitches.
So it will be edited to the shit and we wont really know how good it is!! Very very clever. They will make the waves 12 min period look like a 16 sec ground swell
I like Turps’ shirt. Nice colours.
Squirty kinda colours.
Now that we’ve reached Peak Squirt, whadda you think BL’s next competition-fuelled repetitive ejaculation will be?
My money is on “Antidisestablishmentarianism”.
Turpel and Pottz are checking each other. Who know what happen with all that time shared at the booth.
Indeed a good pic.
Go three tabs. Mute the porn and surfing. Turn up the third tab, women’s tennis.
That’s the beauty of the internet. Choose your own adventure.
During one of the comps last year Pottz kept using the word “penetration” hehehehehehe
Reckon Ross Williams resting bitch face is because he misses the gang or because the WSL haven’t picked his boy for the win this year and want to send it to South Africa?
This is worth a whole story.
Will Google searches for squirt start bringing up the WSL and Redtube videos? That would be fucking wonderful. Remember during the 2012 elections when googling “Santorum” brought up ‘A mix of fecal matter and semen’ ??? This is exactly what the WSL needs!
Imagine the hose on Rosie. What a whopper.
Squirt or not, I can only think of Pete’s and Rosie’s expression and theyr pisition on the pic above.
Looking closer, isn’t Ross checking her boobs?
The whole scene could have ended in a gang bang.
Language is but one means of oppressing the people.
reminds me of mctavish’ old “streaks and slugs” article, where a streak was a hawaiian semi-gun and a slug was a wide little stubbie. wonder what a squirt would be?
This is what happens when you invite Laird to a WSL Tour event.
I Cytherea what you did there.
I saw that. I assumed it was to promote a surf movie, but then he said he watched Strider “grow up over the years”. Now, I’m questioning everything.
I’m surprised Laird’s publicist would let him get anywhere near a live mic.
he did say he’ll try anything. upside down, backwards and eyes closed. he’s a keeper.
I mean,I know if I had to sit in a booth that long I’d be watching a lot of porn, just to stay occupied. It’s “lawyers” quinoa vs. fanning, I’d be searching squirt too.
Between “squirting” and Barton going “inside/outside” a million times I thought I was on Pornhub.
No shame in being a two-browser-window fan on contest day
wsl commentary with pornhub video… the internet can provide for all fetishes.
Some blowing between squirts? This could revolutionise the sport!
I just need to make sure that I don’t get them confused!
Shame starts to anchor in at 12 windows for me
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Love me some Bobby and his wantin’ to be tennis tour!!!
I recon the WSL staff made a bet on who could squirt squirt the most times on the webcast.