Help: Find a poor brother’s eyeball!

We're all part of the same tribe!

We’re all part of the same tribe, as dear Kenny Powers once said, and it is true. Sure we may bitch and moan and complain about crowds, we may appear to actually hate each other but deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down inside there is love. We’re surfers. Brothers!

And a brother in Florida needs our help. Let us learn of his plight.

A Florida surfer’s wife is asking beachgoers to be on the lookout for her husband’s missing prosthetic eye.

Carolyn Pandolfi told WKMG her husband Raymond Davidson was surfing at Daytona Beach Wednesday and wiped out when he encountered choppy water. His prosthetic eye disappeared in the ocean.

“It would be amazing to find it in the ocean,” Pandolfi said.

Pandolfi said her husband had the prosthetic for 20 years. “It is a hazel green color and looks like an Eye he was surfing in front of the band shell,” she said. “These things are expensive so if someone finds it can you please message me.”

Daytona beachgoers were sympathetic to their predicament. One stranger was kind enough to start a GoFundMe account to cover the cost of the eye. The goal is to raise $1,800.

According to WKMG, Davidson has an appointment with an eye doctor on October 6.

Do you live in Florida? Can you help? I’m sure it won’t be too difficult to find just one.

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Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

So i guess he can still spy with one little eye?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Someone should check Derek Hynd’s pockets.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

I lost track of time this Monday. I tried to keep an eye on the time but it just got away from me. If anyone sees a father figure with three hands, please return him to me before time runs out. Also, I started a gofundme page to raise money for me. Time is of the essence so get to giving People.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

I don’t know why we’re joking about it.

haroldbethyname
haroldbethyname
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

schadenfreude

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

I see.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Try Matt Biolos at LOST property

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

A private eye should investigate this matter. I would see if the good eye had motive to want the fake eye to “go away”.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

Which eye? If it’s his left is he now only able to go right?

Floriderp
Floriderp
8 years ago

Eye am on it!

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
8 years ago

I’ll keep an eye out for it…

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Tired old guy

You have a fake eye too?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Tired old guy

Dad, is that you?

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

Darn it. I found a blue one, a brown one but no hazel one

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Get a hazelnut and some duct tape. Be the hero.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

found it!

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago

Probably in the stomach of a shark. Time to cull.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

This guy has every chance right now to rock an eye patch and wear O’Neill for the rest of his life.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

Better have a wicked story.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Couple of tourists with prosthetic heads tried bodyboarding/drowning themselves here over the weekend. They made it out of the water alive, but remain a menace to the gene pool.


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