Portugal: “Destiny is John’s bastard!”

The North Shore's favorite son just three heat wins away from title number two!

In professional surfing there is John John Florence and there is everyone else. It is fun to watch everyone else. They make nice moves on the waves. Cutbacks and aerials. Little jams off the top. Squirts. They even get into the barrel.

And then there is John John.

Round 4 heat 2 exemplified the great distance between the two perfectly. It featured Kolohe Andino, Connor O’Leary and John John Florence. Connor surfed good enough. Kolohe seemed completely revitalized, mixing air, hack, speed and claim. He really appears that he has found his way and if he keeps this energy up he will be challenging Gabriel Medina for second place for years to come.

And then there was John John.

He pitched a lackadaisical air and got a big score. He fell into the best barrel of the event at the buzzer and got the win.

Andino vs. O'Leary vs. Florence - Round Four, Heat 2 - MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

It is not just luck, even though John John will credit luck from time to time. No. It is that he is simply the most complete surfer on tour, possibly the most complete surfer ever, and the only time luck comes into play is when John John loses a heat.

The World Surf League has used the tagline “It takes a tour to make a title” this year but it is silly and if they choose to use it again next year it should simply be “It takes a John John to make a title.”

He is in the quarterfinals now that will play tomorrow and if he wins his next three heats he will be 2 x world champion.

The boy from the North Shore has taken destiny and made it his bastard.

MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal Round 4 Results:
Heat 1: Julian Wilson (AUS) 11.67, Sebastian Zietz (HAW) 8.10, Leonardo Fioravanti (ITL) 7.77
Heat 2: John John Florence (HAW) 17.00, Kolohe Andino (USA) 15.57, Connor O’Leary (AUS) 13.50
Heat 3: Kanoa Igarashi (USA) 16.83, Josh Kerr (AUS) 15.44, Frederico Morais (PRT) 13.60
Heat 4: Gabriel Medina (BRA) 14.47, Mick Fanning (AUS) 12.47, Miguel Pupo (BRA) 5.27

MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal Round 5 Results:
Heat 1: Sebastian Zietz (HAW) 12.10 def. Connor O’Leary (AUS) 12.07
Heat 2: Kolohe Andino (USA) 16.53 def. Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) 10.83
Heat 3: Miguel Pupo (BRA) 15.50 def. Josh Kerr (AUS) 10.67
Heat 4: Mick Fanning (AUS) 11.87 def. Frederico Morais (PRT) 10.00

MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal Quarterfinal Match-Ups:
QF 1: Julian Wilson (AUS) vs. Sebastian Zietz (HAW)
QF 2: John John Florence (HAW) vs. Kolohe Andino (USA)
QF 3: Kanoa Igarashi (USA) vs. Miguel Pupo (BRA)
QF 4: Gabriel Medina (BRA) vs. Mick Fanning (AUS)

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wincy
wincy
8 years ago

Yeah fair enough. I guess what I mean is in terms of doing what you need to to win comps, he’s doing it. I wouldn’t say it’s particularly characteristic of a Brazilian though. There are many non-Brazilians who surf in such a way.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Blue. Jew.
Blue. Star of David.

Whichever language rhyme works for for you. Keep it up champ, we’re rooting for you!!

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

First stage of blue pill, thumbs up!!!

Thank you Dee for accepting responsibility and displaying respect for all of us who care and love you ❤️

But remember, consistency is the key. Acceptance is the key!

We all love you Dee Dee, stay strong!

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
8 years ago

And… Nº 2
Uahahaha !!!!!
Uahahahahaha !!!!!
Uahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Uahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
8 years ago

Excellent win by Gabriel. Julian has basically no chance to win the title. For Julian to win the title, John must lose in Round 2 at Pipe, Julian must win the comp, Medina must lose in Round 5 and Jordy must lose in the semi.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Really? Wow

Final is on, night night Dee Dee

Remember, blue every 24 hours

Do it for Beach Grit!

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

The one you’re not taking

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Blue pill makes Nick go sane

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Blue. Every 24 hours. Consistency is the key here

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Firstly, blue.

Secondly, we’ve had discussions about this before. You need to take responsibility for yourself, respect your (imaginary) friends and family. And remember to take the blue pill

Because as discussed you start losing it and talk about jews getting 9.43’s

Do it Nick, take the blue. Do it for Beach Grit

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Blue pill. Once at night

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Blue

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Absolutely, dead on.

Blue pill, blue

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Goddamn Saudis at it again

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago

You guys all sound like a bunch of ten year olds.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

No sweety remember, blue pill, blue

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Nah, just a shitty troll

Anyhoo, surf’s up. Enjoy Crazy

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

you’re a funny guy Nick

in a different sorta kinda way

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

wtf jet fuel melts steel?

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Feel sad (dependant) for people lacking any real insight

Like the joke goes “That’s why some people are crazy. They don’t know they’re crazy. That’s what makes them crazy”

Throw the jew down the well 🎼🎼
Fuck, Chas is a secret jew. Think he’s a puppet master?

Anyhoo, surf is on. Take the blue pill

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
8 years ago

Uahahaha !!!!!
Uahahahahaha !!!!!
Uahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Uahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!

https://youtu.be/uuL6cJPz3Nk


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