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Fox Dumps WSL For Women’s Golf!

Fox Sports replaces live broadcast of Portugal with women's golf and repeats of moto races!

If you live in Australia, which approximately twenty five percent of you do, you may’ve screwed your little eyes up with sad when Fox Sports didn’t run, as it usually does, the live broadcast of Portugal.

I came home to a kid shrieking, “The WSL isn’t on!”

Which ain’t a problem to the technology savvy.

Stream it on the machine. The portable telephone. A tablet, if you’re eighty years old. The WSL broadcast team is gold-plated. Better than champagne and raw oysters and so forth.

The advantage of a cable stream, of course, is it don’t glitch out. This is a problem in Australia where the former socialist government decided it wanted to get into the internet biz and threw fifty billion shekels at a network that was outdated the day the first shovel cracked the pavement.

Anyway,

From a loved BeachGrit source, I received this email:

“Turns out the reason they haven’t been running Portugal live is that Fox ain’t too happy with the ratings and get a better return from women’s golf and re-runs of motorbike races.”

So I ring Fox.

The desk puts me through to a transport company twice before throwing me at a mysterious answering machine. Pals with Fox contacts toss me a number that doesn’t pick up.

I learn from contacts within the biz that Fox Sports only regards surfing as “cool wallpaper” that “If Mick ain’t winning nobody cares” and if you’re making a promo for the company, “Make sure you show Mick!”

This all augers well for the final couple of days of competition.

Mick, of course, will appear in round four, heat four against Miguel Pupo and Gabriel Medina.

Tell me.

Does the thought of surfing being trumped by golf and repeats of motorcycle races make you so made it kills the red corpuscles in your body?

Or no?

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Joe Momma
Joe Momma
8 years ago

The WSL is irrelevant that’s why they got trumped by female golf, curling, professional poker. tiddly winks and any other activity. End of story. It’s boring as all fuck and looks better through Apple TV anyway.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

C,mon Derek, you really think the WSL broadcast its better than champagne and raw oysters ? I know what id rather.

Simon Says
Simon Says
8 years ago

When I hear words like Coping and Chandelier all I can think of is fruitcake and Liberace!

Simon Says
Simon Says
8 years ago

Surf contests are un-watchable!

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

I still coming to terms with how important Mick is to its success.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
8 years ago

If we had commentators that actually knew the difference between an air reverse and a slob grab and offered some insight into progressive surfing it might help

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago

yes Gigs should be the main commentator with Kaipo !

LongRichard
LongRichard
8 years ago

But at least they do pay him as distinct to promising him % in website or taking him to piano bar and gifting him gay sexual favours!!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago

Come on Wigg’s!! you know I ain’t going to let this comment section go South. It’s starting to get that lame, worn and tired STAB vibe of yesteryear.
I’m bringing the whipper snipper out of the garage and into the yard for a tidy up…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah fair enough mate sometimes I forget where I am. I’m sorry to Mr Binns as well. I do not take criticism well. It’s something I’ve been working on.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Criticism should always be accompanied with a back rub. That’s how it becomes ‘constructive’

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Just admit some of these deleted comments made you smile mate

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago

If wincing counts as a smile, yes!

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Damn Binnsy and his lobbying , who wants to be a grownup?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago
Snowbored
Snowbored
8 years ago

Let’s face it , golf is lame, but competitive surfing is even lamer…..and whiter too…

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

No, just sayin’

LongRichard
LongRichard
8 years ago

25% of 50 is 12.5 Australians in your community….Be specific Derek, is it 12 or 13?

Chris Binns
Chris Binns
8 years ago

Amazing how out of place these comments seem when the grownups are trying to have a conversation.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

His Uncle shapes boards and his old man is a bloody good bloke.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
8 years ago

Less mainstream media, less kooks in the water and more waves for the rest of us.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  Samuel Hall

What planet you on? All those kooks entering the lineup do not watch wsl on msm … they go to surf skools

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
8 years ago

Put the golfers in the water at Chopes and put the surfers on the golf course. Pay per view. #micdrop

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Fuck yes!

LongRichard
LongRichard
8 years ago

Put the golfers in at chops and they’ll continue to massively out rate professional surfing – Everyone would actually pay to view that shit!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

OK you idiots. Watch this and tell me what’s changed in 27 years.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I’ll tell you what’s changed, there’s nobody on tour as good as Tom Curren.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

god pro surfing is responsible for some style atrocities

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Everyone sucked in this footage. Even Curren. And so toasted!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

how’s Dave Macca’s helmet.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

A sponsor made him wear it

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

No, I think he was OK with wearing it. This was 1990.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Sponsors didn’t make you wear stuff in 1990? 😉

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

how’s Occy’s commentary over the load speaker? @19:13 Occy says: “He does so many maneuvers he reminds me of G.I.Joe ! Remember the doll…”.. classic (if it was Occy?)

Chris Binns
Chris Binns
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Bring back Stanfield! And the wombats. It’s definitely the wombats that are the difference.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Binns

Tassie Devils – I was cool when they fought at 6.33.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

What hasn’t changed is that we’ve always had a Turpel-like voice monkey making us look like fuckwits.

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

What’s up with Curren’s back arm? Doesn’t really jibe with the “perfect style” mythos…

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

or, who would ride a 6 9 in head high surf , how’s the claim the gate money goes to the Reserve , unless RC was a Reserve then , or how’s about all the people sitting all over the cliffs , or was there really BL and Occy commentating , or…….

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Bless your slippers, old man. The nurse is on the way …

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Any time Angel. Any day, anywhere.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I am a lover! Lets not fight like webber and shearer. Lets spend our final years embracing!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Well stop being such a tough chick!

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I think there has been change (since lots of the turns were ‘jerky’ & ‘shove-it’) however how Curren put that pin-tail through it paces, transitioning rail to rail, and aesthetically using its length, was very impressive. Looked like a master swordsman. Was that one of Maurice’s magic beauties? Macaulay looked better on the longer board in the semi.

Albert Munz
Albert Munz
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Thank you for showing us how ordinary it was. How about the boards? Lol. Tom Curren was/is awesome. But how the fck did Barton “Its life not the drugs making me seem high” Lynch become a WC?

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Yeah, I’ll tell you what’s changed, there was more spectators back then.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

funny that Mick is the drawcard and not Kelly…..

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

ah Mick’s Australian and Kelly’s not?

LongRichard
LongRichard
8 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

What Hasn’t Changed:
Bells is still a fat burger 90% of the time and with board progressions over 27 years does the wave warrant CT status?
About 1000 people watched it on the beach then and it looks like same crowds now!!??
They charge entry money then, they charge it now!
They claimed the money went to the environment then, they still claiming the same shit!

What Has Changed:
The commentators are now worse!
Big networks like ESPN have long deserted the “sport”
the ledge at Winkypop button has fallen in the water.
The band of Kiwi brothers living on the dole in Torquay have gone or are locked away.

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  LongRichard

Been awhile since Bells was in that bad a waves , but in those days had to finish on the Monday , so waiting period has helped , as Bells is still has very consistent waves and now when they work out Winki , not that bad a Comp .
Should have overlapping Heats like Pipe , as there a lot more waves go unridden than ridden.
They actually get about 6000 spectators now and turn away thousands more.
What would you say are the progressive surfboard designs since 1990?
The gate money goes to the WSL now , between $100-200K .
Most of the big Media Co’s won’t touch Surfing as too many Kiwis living in Torquay , when do they get out?

A-rock Newman
A-rock Newman
8 years ago

It wasn’t available on the red button either.


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