Pornhub is looking for exxxtreme athletes. Do you fit the bill?
I must give credit where credit is due for this fantastic story. The Inertia! The sometime sport walking website first reported that the world’s largest pornography website, Pornhub, is looking to sponsor extreme sport athletes including surfers. And how fantastic is that? I sprinted directly to Pornhub when made aware because a) I am a professional surfer and b) was curious how “sponsorship” looks?
Was Pornhub casting for a sexy new film? A new category to sit alongside “furries?”
But it appears no! The landing page was taken Straight Outta Red Bull and, minus “exxxtreme” the copy was even standard.
Let’s read!
Are you an amazing athlete that just needs that extra push to break it big?
Are you a part of a killer team that would be proud to sport the Pornhub colors?
Then we want to hear from you because Pornhub is on the search to sponsor the most xxxtreme athletes under the sun! In the past, we’ve backed everything from an awesome Australian women’s field hockey team to the incredible Scandinavian base jumpers in the video below, and we’re looking to add YOU to our roster.
The winning team will be sponsored by Pornhub for a full year, including new Pornhub branded uniforms for the whole team.
Think you’ve got what it takes?
Now, I have many questions but will only bore you with three.
1) Is the surfer in the photo Dusty Payne? It can’t be, right? But who is it?
2) What kind of porn is most popular in The Inertia’s offices? Chia porn? Passive-aggressive apology porn feat. Kelly Slater lookalikes?
3) How much would it take for you to “sport the Pornhub colors?”
“The Prince of Ubatuba” sounds like a perfect title for a rollicking exotic ‘backdoor’ epic.
Chia porn is also a terrific exfoliant.
I have a huge penis.
Is dolphin porn a thing? If so, that.
Chaz b) was curious. That’s the scoop from this story.
I did a few films in South America. The crazy thing is that the fluffer chicks are way hotter than the stars!!!
So, it’s about personality then?
Is it chance or coincidence that the following story is “sexy surf sisters”?
I call badvertorial!
Did Ron Jeremy die? Is that why they have this, ahem, opening on their books?
The hedgehog is kinda weak on his frontside, and that gut is hindering his pop ups .. time for new blood
Still solid when backdooring a section
1) That is definitely D Payne
2) I had to do some research. Probably Solo Male, Pissing and Cosplay. By the way, did you know that there are ‘described video’ and ‘interactive’ categories?
3) About more 3 inches
If the “content” they put out is any indication, I’d say the Inertia is really into scat porn…
Btw, I can’t believe you let Derek get three straight posts in. That must be some sort BeachGrit record for Rielly articles in a row.
A red hot vein of form.
Maybe Dell could get the sponno?
I do have a sticker-free board.
It’s been a real wallop-and-suck! The imbalance, as you would’ve noticed, was quickly redressed this morning. Chas, still, and always, number one.
Defs Dusty. Who, by the way, has a spectacular porn name.
Has the big fella ever dabbled?
Yeah if he went into porn he’d need to use a name like Steve Williams.
Also Laird is certainly a hunk of man. I need to start running around with weights underwater …
Dusty Painal, backdoor specialist with a strong rail game.. oh wait, this isn’t Stab? Never mind..
I heard his auditions were mind blowing but it when it came to show time little dusty wasn’t up to it.
The juxtaposition of this and the article about the Coffey sisters can’t be coincidence…