Is Monster Energy not the bastion of feminism it appears to be?
Most mornings find the earth in the same rough condition it was in the preceding night. Governments plodding along. Businesses making a little money. A vague scandal involving African or Eastern European politicians.
Some mornings, though, find the earth shaken off its very axis by some shocking news that no one, not even the best minds, saw coming.
This is one of those mornings for it was revealed that Monster Energy, home of the Monster Girl, is being sued for sexual discrimination.
Give your heart a few minutes to take it in. Home… of… the Monster Girl.
And now let us turn to Business Insider.
“Monster Energy is in hot water after allegations of sexist and abusive behavior by executives.
“The Coca-Cola-backed beverage company has been hit with five lawsuits involving the mistreatment of women, HuffPost reports. In one case, makeup artist Sara Rabuse, who had worked with Monster, claims she was strangled by her then-boyfriend, an executive at the company.
“The ex-boyfriend, Brent Hamilton, was arrested on charges of assault in 2016 after an argument.
“Hamilton is still the head of music marketing at Monster Energy. Monster told HuffPost that there was nothing to suggest ‘he has a violent or abusive history or that he and his ex-girlfriend would have gotten into a private domestic dispute as alleged.’
“In another lawsuit, region manager Page Zeringue claims she faced sexual discrimination after she began dating a more senior executive, John Kenneally.
“After beginning their relationship, Zeringue was promoted twice by her boss, Kenneally. But later Zeringue claimed Kenneally threatened to fire her if she broke up with him, according to the report.
“Zeringue told HuffPost that when she brought up issues with HR, she received a write-up filled with ‘fabricated, illegitimate, vague complaints and issues.’
“Zeringue was fired two weeks later. Kenneally was put on paid leave after HuffPost reached out for its article, though Monster said that Zeringue’s departure was unrelated to the couple’s “consensual relationship.”
“Monster said in a statement to HuffPost that the lawsuits did not reflect a sexist culture at the company, and that the cases ‘are diverse, unrelated and do not remotely suggest a systemic environment of harassment or discrimination.'”
Home… of… the Monster Girl.
I still can’t believe it for I have attended many professional surf and professional skateboard events that feature these Monster Girls and their nitrogen-powered t-shirt cannons.
I have seen them “shake it” and “smile” while their dolled-up madam looked on.
Did you know they had a madam? An older women, maybe once a Monster Girl herself, that took care of the little things like touching up bronzer and mouthing the words “shake it” or maybe “shake them” (I am not a skilled lip reader) and “smile.”
First Harvey Weinstein and now this. I don’t even know what is happening.
Thank you for writing about this. The world has to change. This is a bullshit way of treating people
Right let’s get this straight! A company that hid cocaine in it’s drink for a number of years would do anything like this…?
I think I tried half a sip of that putrid succubi nectar and spat it out at the ASR about ten years ago. Even though two bangin’ Monster Girls were beside me, I couldn’t find the resolve to swallow. Moral of the story–always swallow.
Yeah right! Giving woman with good body’s a chance to wear as little tight clothing as they can so they can flaunt themselves in front of people.. Discrimination? The smiles and actions of these girls…. I think not.
It must be in the handbook to just get the job and then go after the boss. Ya gotta know the play, see it coming, and dodge that bullet. The higher ups need to hire me on as a consultant clean up man. My only hangup is where to find a reliable source of GHB. All joking aside, what a bunch of idiots. Ya don’t ever dabble in your own supply, ever!!
Don’t date your boss.
Don’t date people you hire.
This is common knowledge.
But it’s Newyears eve and I have just watched the movie.
Fucking is ok though.
Nitrogen powered t-shirt cannons. That’s the take away from this.
… wasn’t that long ago that XXXX toured a scantily clad, go-go dancing ensemble suggestively entitled ‘the XXXX Angels’ up / down the east coast of Oz …
sexism sells
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what’s the problem?
Herr Donald is the most powerful Leader in the Western World , and what’s the harm in grabbing pussy , even if it’s rented , and be soo happily married at the same time , ah woman have been Trumped , they know it , so enough already , lets Make Males Great Again!
Trump seems to be getting away with it..
yeah but I think we all know that he is and ahs been on a downward spiral , I reckon the mid term elections will wake up those republicans , so lets enjoy the theater!
Stab would definitely not allow comments on this article.
Stab do not allow me to comment on their site at all..
Must be my abuse of The gorilla.
This is what happens when you don’t make sure that the women orgasims first. Be a gentleman next time.
Shhhh!
If we always let the women go first shooter! They will never cum back for more.
The executives at Reef must be shitting themselves
And those pricks at Black Flys.
and Gotcha!
I see a pattern of behaviour emerging. Allegedly of course, we don’t need to make any lawyers any richer.
I prefer not to think of the words “shit” and “Reef” at the same time.
That was clever shooter…. And forever ruined me ever taking a reef advertising page to the toilet again.
what about the WSL?
Only if they were found, having to feel their way thru and audition the girls for the next great advertising campaign!
The former Reef owner runs the ISA.From Gstrings to Olympic Rings .
I am sure they all are well versed in the applicable statute of limitations.
Maybe it’s time for Reef to become tits and ass men.
“Kenneally threatened to fire her if she broke up with him”. What a fucking pussy.
He has a pussy sounding name too.