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Matt (right): Did we just become friends? Jon: You're not a shaper! You're a big fat curly-headed fuck.

Pyzel-Mayhem collab: “Best shortboard ever!”

Koa Rothman refuses to return Pyzel-Mayhem collab after sensational debut session.

Last September, maybe a little before, I engaged two of the best shapers in the world in a novelty collaborative project. I took the man who creates the masterpieces that allow John John Florence to flourish, Mr Jon Pyzel, and another who designs Ferraris for Mason Ho, Kolohe Andino and the world champs Carissa Moore and Tyler Wright, Matt Biolos, and sold ’em on the idea of designing a board together.

Jon was into the charge, Matt less so.

At times it felt like a Harvey Weinstein-like character pressuring the pretty girl into something that didn’t feel ideal but perhaps it might, at a pinch, help her career.

Matt eventually relented for part one, the design, and you can read that here, but disappeared when it came to building the board for the reveal to see if it actually worked. What got spat out of Pyzel’s machine, however, was his outline meets Mayhem’s rocker and deck-line profile.

A pretty, if unusual, combination.

“It sure has the Mayhem nose,” said Pyzel, “That extra curve in the last few inches up there. I have a nose fetish when it come to surfboards.”

Did it work?

Pyzel, whose factory is in the little North Shore town of Waialua, cooked and baked a five-ten version that he figured would work for him.

“It looked good, not what I am used to my boards looking like, but sexy,” said Pyzel.  “The main things that stood out to me were the last few inches of nose rocker and the thickness flow through the last 18” in the tail. Both looked quite a bit different from one of my boards, but it wasn’t so far off from them. Pretty weird to create a board like this and have it come out so nice.”

And the response from his team?

“Well, I made it for myself to test first but then I talked to  Koa Rothman and since the waves had been smaller he was telling me he had been having amazing sessions on his new Voyager 1 and that it was his new favourite shortboard. I figured that it was a good frame of mind to be in to test a new board and since he lives three houses away and rides the same size boards as me, I told him to come over and grab the collab board and take it for a surf. He texted me the next morning  ‘Man, I’m sorry but I don’t think I can give it back. It’s one of the best short boards I’ve ridden.’”

Mayhem had been on a non-stop shaping tour around the world, Europe, South America, east coast USA, and so forth, and the collab board languished somewhere on the production line. But he said that despite an initial reticenc he enjoyed the collaborative experience because it forced him to re-imagine and rethink elements of his shaping that might’ve been operating on auto-pilot.

“It shined a light into the shadows,” said Mayhem.

(Note: a version of this story appears in the current issue of Surfing Life, which is on sale here.)

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turts

Can we start a #meneither movement?

Otto

A laxative company already did a #meneither movement.

turts

A subsidiary of Depactus?

Lemon Next to the Pie

Part II. The two shaper’s swap roles on the second board. Whoever did the planshape, does the rails this time. Etc.

Doody Waxcomb

This is awesome, fuck yes why can’t we be friends and collectively benefit in the fruits of our combined labour? Imagine if this model of co-operation permeated though other parts of society beyond the shaping bay? Apple and Samsung make a fucking phone that works, costs less and uses the same cords and shit… hellajulah brothers and sisters, is this beginning or end times? Regardless this is great content. Ka pai.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

This article is factually incorrect. The hypto krypto is the best shortboard ever.

ST

It maybe but 90% of surfers I see carrying them in Sydney are below average surfers who love to tell you how good a haydenshapes is.

Dirk Diggler

I think you’re not numerate – more like 100%, there, fixed that up.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Umm bra, sarcasm in my comment above.

Bleach'd Git

Have a look to the left and right of this article. I think you’ll find the GAMMA is the best shortboard ever. Consider this a warning.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Haaa yes!

East of the 5

If you can get Surftech to create a Chinese-made SUP with a foil fin made from titanium I’m in…

Jen See

Wait. Wut. You’re comparing yourself to an alleged serial rapist? Dude, come on.

Brutus

ah interpretation , I thought it had something to do with Eddie and the Dews?

NUG

I’ll tell you what’s not “ideal.” Comparing a shaper collaboration to rape. Good writers need good editors and that analogy is lazy at best and psychotic at worst. Do better Derek.

Otto

should we waterboard him?

Mariano Landa

I’d feature this had I not featured JS’s take previously. C’mon Dez. We all know that such talk should only focus on regular attendants of the SIMA Awards.

Ami Lost

Great read that kills birds. Advertorial 3 x 1, not bad but good. No hate. Seems more like a Harvey menage since those two were gonna have to act together except no one believes they’re starving, especially Matt.

Doots on Fire

Two shapers shape the same board they would usually shape… TOGETHER!!

NEGATRON

Two shapers actually talking to each other pre-retirement from the game is akin to parting the Red Sea.

Doots on Fire

Two dudes talking talk… TOGETHER!

NEGATRON

You’re on fire Doots.

Tudor

finally something nice to interact with

Robinhood

I have heard this story already! I’m ready to see the board in action and a vid article showing the boards curves nothing less!
Telling me about this amazing board that I can’t see let alone surf is as painful as having to buy all my DHDs that Darren never makes..
Even though they are great.

wincy

I am not yet ready to see the board in action and a vid article. Can you help me prepare?

Robinhood

Step 1: purchase the North Shore movie as your training wheels.

turts

I’ll take this as the board/ bribe Chas offered me to not leave The Beachgrit Komentariat™️.
Also, I’m not actually Ashton

ricmatic

Check his IP! Its BeachGrit McCarthyism! Im not Ashton either btw.

Ami Lost

I’m not Ashton.

Badger

#imnotashton

Bleach'd Git

Before this gets out of hand:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

ricmatic

Too late #imnotashton

James Bickerton

Moi non plus

Bleach'd Git

C’est le moins que tu puisses faire.

James Bickerton

C’est cela même

Tom

je m’appelle Tom!!

Bleach'd Git

Epic French skillz

wincy

#idontknowifimashton😩

NEGATRON

Checking IP’s is sooo yesterday…

Karl Von Fanningstadt

https://m.youtube.com/watch…
… so so good. Solid ref, Negs.

wincy

Amazing! Every now and again I think that Beachgrit is changing the game, pioneers, industry shakers, rebels…etc. Then I remember i don’t look at any other surf media.

Mariano Landa

But why do you need to? You just got a glance at the best bits from a recent ASL!

wincy

I feel bad now. The above comments make a good point, that Derek has made light of gross sexual abusers and the plight of their victims.

surfmom

I hear they’re selling for $800 USD or roughly 20 BG articles..

wincy

The latter depends on quality.

Ami Lost

Changing times, shapers making more profits than the media

Dogsnuts

I’ll swap him a Voodoo Child that I can’t quite reign in. Sometimes amazing, sometimes bogs. Who knows. What a mystery.

Abscessed Llama

Feet maybe to close together.. The center line of your hips and where it intersects the rocker plain is another huge factor to magic board..

Mapski

Yes. Widen stance and maintain firm grip on ankles.

f u

which hip? left or right?
a magic board does not require proper hip alignment. Its in the rails of the board


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