All she needs is your surfboard and then you're rich!
All she needs is your surfboard and then you're rich!

Invest: New opportunity in surf!

Don't let this trend pass you by!

Are you, like me, easily lulled into complacency? Expecting that nothing is going to really change, that the status quo has too much inertia? Then one day as you are doing your normal routine you realize BAM some great shift has occurred and you were too slow, to dense, to see it coming?

Like Bitcoin. I remember first hearing about the cryptocurrency a few years ago and thought, “Lame-o. Now computer nerds can have something to trade when they’re not trading Dungeons and Dragons stuff.” And then I was left behind, the river of progression sweeping past as I entertained myself with dated caricatures.

I don’t want to be backward and so this morning I read of a new currency trading in Australia and thought it would be remiss not to at least bring it to your attention.

Self-portraits of Chinese people surfing have become valuable commodities.

The Newcastle Herald reports:

“For Australians, splashing in the water is something we’ve done since we were kids. For Chinese visitors, however, it is something unique and can be very daunting,” says Dr Gardiner.

She says they want to experience the surf and have a quintessential Gold Coast holiday.

“From a tourism perspective, being able to get an amazing photo of (themselves) riding a wave on a surfboard that they can share with their friends in China is by far the most sought-after Australian experience,” she says.

“It even tops a photo with a koala.”

And can you imagine that? I bet the “photo with koala” industry in Australia does very well, generating millions of dollars of revenue and hundreds of jobs. You don’t have a koala but you do have a surfboard and a phone. What’s stopping you from cutting off a slice of this new pie? There would be some danger, I suppose, in approaching what you imagine to be a Chinese man with with your board and phone and have that Chinese man turn out to be Peter Schroff but fortune favors the bold.

Don’t be sitting at home when your neighbor becomes the multi-millionaire Chinese Surfing Selfie King.

Go forth and prosper.

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
8 years ago

And they always get seasick and puke on the deck. Not over the rail as instructed.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago

Agree. Thats why he drives a Hyundai van and uses chinese softboards.
We all gotta make a livin, and lovin the beach is a double edged sword.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Let’s not be too snooty about this.
There were plenty of rich white kooks in Waikiki round the 1900’s enjoying the various services of surf instructors.

Isn’t there another book in there, Chas? Matt? ‘Surfing and Prostitution’

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

would totes read!

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
8 years ago

Had two french girls ask me if they could hold my board on the beach. They took pictures of eachother as if they where walking out for a surf. Then they wanted me to take their gopro out so their followers would think they can surf. Side note; one had a tribal tramp stamp.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Sea sex and sun .I hope you went all Serge Gainsbourg and whipped them into a frenzy like Barry McKenzie.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago

Imagine paying $70 for a lesson under a fkn bridge in Ballina. Some of these surf school crews are dead set crooks.
Great picture surfing a 6inch wave thats gonna be for your narcigram.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Lesson 1 Trolling under the bridge for sharks in Ballina .
Lesson 2 cancelled.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

No no that’s a good thing!
Keep’em out of the way!
Also keep telling them how horribly dangerous the real ocean is.

Lorlac
Lorlac
8 years ago

Longtom has already cooked Lennox. Please keep my 2nd favourite spot out of this comments section.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago
Reply to  Lorlac

Mick Fanning learnt to surf in front of that bridge believe it or not!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

I sold my first board to a kid from school who later did Chinese with his business degree. Richest fucker I know, but he doesn’t surf anymore. Swings and roundabouts…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Rich and not surf or doin ok and surfin everyday ?Choose ?

turts
turts
8 years ago

I chose poverty stricken and slightly-above-intermediate ability

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

The hard core spirit lives .If you start having to eat Maggie’s «  lots of noodles « or the European version of rice tuna and corn everyday after hours of surfing then you know you have reached Nirvana .

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

So now they can hang the fake picture of themselves surfing on the wall at IKEA, take a photo of themselves in their fake lounge room and send to their family in Guangzhou! What a life!

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Don’t worry for every Chinese selfie loving billionaire, 2 get washed off the rocks fishing when they try to lead the “good life” in the world of surf!!!
There is money to be made saving these poor fishing fools when they go, or even hold their families to ransom after you have made the rescue!! Every big swell you simply scour the rock platforms and just wait – big money in this!!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Sounds like a job for the Coolie kids as they head towards retirement. Who you calling Coolie Coolie ?

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

nah too far north, central coast NSW is the hotspot for idiot fisherman – and 100% the Chinese selling out Sydney to move here. They are going to drown at local beaches for sure!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I’ve seen some champions on the rock shelf between Avoca point and Copa a decade ago. If the powerful beachbreaks and shelves don’t get them then the men in the grey suits will be there too .

Manuka
Manuka
8 years ago

Confirmed: it’s a bubble. Chas is talking about Bitcoin.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Not as much as ricmatic, apparently.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

So Maurice was on to a good thing with his logo, then?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
8 years ago

Couple good spots for Schroff round Newy, Stocko and the Bay that he’d like. Full of whites.. of the great variety, most go by Noah.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Hardly the first people in China to want to be seen as surfers…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

You’d be the last person I’d want to accuse of blatant racism, KVF, but isn’t that Genghis Khan?

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Thats me!

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Are you Beach Grit’s first Mongolian surfer/commenter?!

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Not to make this about me, but here is a fantastic film about me https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Ricematic my Russian is non existent ,sub titles please .

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

вот ты где Jim

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

As the Elephant Man would say « You’ve all been so very kind «

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Kublai Khan, founder of the Yuan Dynasty… I agree, though, poor taste on my part.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Oh dear, what an embarrassing slip! Spitting image of his grandpa.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Is this the bloke who rode a Xanadu at the Pleasure Dome in The poem by Coleridge Or was that Imran Khan ?

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

Na, That was Frankie Goes To Hollywood..

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Ta rice for bringin back me youth .Ma féconde paresse.


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