Watching you watch professional surfing!
Can I be very honest with you all right now? I am not a smart man. I spend the vast majority of each day bumbling around in a fog of surf tangents and narrative nonfiction book ideas that feel like pure genius for ten minutes. Like a book about all the different white supremacist groups in the United States and what sorts of parties they throw, how they let their hair down and cut loose called White Knights: Racism After Hours!
Etc.
And so it is with great awe, and complete bafflement, that I “read” an interview this morning with the World Surf League’s Vice President of Marketing Mr. Chris Culbertson. Would you like a snippet?
What’s unique about surfing from a marketer’s standpoint? How is it different than, say, marketing football?
We don’t know when we will necessarily run an event. We’ll host an event over a two-week window and during that two-week window, we’ll probably run four to five days and it’s really dependent on weather, wind and wave quality. So the commissioners look at the conditions every morning and decide if they run or not. We don’t typically know until 15-20 minutes before an event that it’s going to happen that day.
Imagine the head of marketing for NFL not knowing until 15 minutes before the coin toss whether they’ll play a game that day. Because of this, we absolutely had to connect with our fans through digital channels and create a one-to-one connection in real time to let them know what was happening with competitions.
What was your business need?
We needed a way we could triangulate around all of that data, but there had to be this consolidated view. Our partners AnalyticsPros introduced us to Google’s BigQuery, which is where we could pull all of the data into an unstructured data lake with Google Analytics at the core of it.
So you’re creating your own attribution play in a sense.
We started to pull all the data into BigQuery from Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, ad-serving partners – anywhere we felt we could inform strategic business decisions if we had that social data, as well as behavioral data from fans.
In many cases, you can’t understand within the walled gardens how the consumer behaves across those platforms, but what you can see are different variables that match up – such as time a certain campaign ran. Then there are looser variables you can match up that allows us to get a sense for how our fans are behaving in all these different places based on what’s happening with our products and marketing plans.
Why didn’t you go with a marketing cloud or more traditional data management setup?
I think for a traditional marketer or ecommerce company or retailer, [marketing clouds] have a framework set up that’s probably really easy to work in, but being an unpredictable digital media and sports-focused business, we needed a little more flexibility.
Whoa.
I am part owner of an online business (stop laughing) and did not understand one word of this because of my not smart problem. But it seems maybe like the World Surf League is catching our data? And… something?
Is this why there is a new and fabulous partnership with Facebook? Are we professional surf fans but Xs and Os? Or wait, I mean 0s and 1s? Not passionate evolved spiritualists?
Well, no doubt now that Gab and Italo’s IG comments influenced on the decision to cancel margaret river….
Tu parles!
Take homes:
-AnalyticsPros is Cambridge Analytica 2.0
-Unstructured data lake is code for Kelly’s pool
-This guy loves a big queery
-If you put your text cursor over the word ‘fans’, it looks like ‘farts’
-Facebook can lick ma balls
“An unstructured data lake”…
Ive heard some shit over the years but Jeeezus fuckin Christ that’s gotta take the cake
give kelly a crack at it, it will be a peeling right hander in no time.
I know we should be able to milk this further but I’m still fkn ruined from 2up yesterday.
Pineapple buy in lead to over 500 up lost it all but back in for another piney and fkn mopped the floor $2800 and promptly left b4 I got a panelling.
fuck red bull, rum and milk gives you wings. and possibly the runs, but that could also be a result of a dodgy 3am kebab
I feel even more dumb after reading this. Aside from super cool humans like Pottz and Laird, humans are not evolving.
Translation: we’re using highly sophisticated data analytics to get people to buy things they don’t need. It’s the American way. Anyway, I don’t care if they “triangulate” my “data lake” but if I catch those farkers in my “walled garden” . . .
War is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength.
And up is down when you babble.
George Orwell is not babble.
That quote doesn’t make sense unless you’ve read the book and even in the book, it’s government “babble.”
Ignorance is strength and also bliss.
https://www.pastemagazine.c…
Man, and you all thought legacy media was bullshit.
It still is, we just have a wider choice between who we want to bullshit to us.
The pivotal moment in surf marketing for the WSL came when they removed live streaming from YouTube, thereby hiding from everyone just how low the viewer numbers were. An expected move, given they didn’t exactly match up to Dirk’s claims that “millions are watching…”.
It constantly amazes me the lengths to which people with money will go in an attempt to get more money from people with less money than them.
Generosity was never a virtue of the American ruling class, except some of them did give a lot of their money upon death, but while alive, they were mother F-ers (I’m thinking of Carnegie and Wilks, and all the other land stealing, murdering American greeds).
A lack of virtue shared by the majority of the nations on Earth.
Damn I’m getting old. I remember the days of if you wanted to understand surfer behavioral patterns you would just head down to the local for a paddle.
*local dole office*
Those were the fkn days, every cunt was sponoed by the Canberra Board Riders Club and you could suss where the best banks were and pick up a Quey all whilst waiting in line to pick up ya cheque
Harharhar, fuckn right !
Only time I’ve ever been sponno’d !
1 week on the goldy, 1 week down anga. Living hard but a ton of surf.
Something something the beach?
I’m afraid to say you also plagarised the beginning of this piece from Forrest Gump.
I didn’t plagiarize it on purpose which further points to how not smart I am.
Next you’ll be telling us you own the Bubba Gump Shrimp Corporation.
Hey Chas, I could not get past the title of your potential new book. White Knights: Racism After Hours!
Given your penchant for skiing can I suggest “White Knights: Après le Racisme” May bring in a new, untapped audience that you were not expecting.
There are a lot of French racists.
Or how about White Knights In White Satin?
I only know the Human race.
translation: there’s only like 800 people watching the feed who have spent more than $500 at an online surf retailer in the past 18 months so we’re tracking the fuck out of you and hitting you with targeted ads in hopes of getting you on a SciFi
For a Marketing Head Honcho he just talked about data tech shit. Completely dodged strategy; which was the the original question. And the most important one. Now I have a question: do they have any strategies?
P.S: Love my SciFi!
So basically, what you’re saying is that after the WSL’s flood of content, like a bunch a lowly site visitors we were picked up off the beach and once a couple hundred yards offshore, the WSL demanded we give them our data analytics otherwise the WSL and Facebook would drop us off right there and make us swim back to the Beach Grit and LongTom?
Sounds a bit BigQueery to me!
“Hey Potz, What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.”
…and that it left a sticky residue…
Hmmm?
Errr…
more photos please