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Dino Adrian has his forehead lovingly kissed by Cyclone Marcus bomb.

Watch: “Fucking Unsurfable for Civilians!”

A revealing three-minute short from hyped Cyclone Marcus swell… 

Just over two weeks ago, a cyclone birthed the rarest of birds, a north swell in Western Australia. These sorts of swells happen every five, sometimes ten, years and are tracked with excitement. Even Perth, a waveless joint more famous for its insane urban sprawl and just as insane summer onshores put on a reasonable impersonation of Hossegor. 

Seven years ago, and three hours further south, Taj Burrow, Jay Davies and Dino Adrian were gifted impossibly perfect, and often impossibly hard to get into sandbottom tubes. That was Cyclone Bianca, when clean two-foot runners turned into eight-foot bombs by the afternoon.

This year it was Cyclone Marcus, although the swell direction had a little west in it which meant the most photogenic of waves was “fucking unsurfable for civilians,” according to the former Margaret River pro surfer turned real estate agent Mitch Thorson.

In this three-minute short, shot by Scott Hammond and Tom Jennings, we see Jay Davies, Dino Adrian and pals being spat into out of tubes, and sometimes into the sandy spittoon, all via tow rather than paddle, which was the preserve of bodyboarders.

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Gino

Would have to be session of the year.

mundus

Just another overhyped swell event so certain people can get lots of likes on social media.

Snowbored

Wow.
It’s about time you guys actually put some sick surfing on this website

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com

That was beyond insane!

turts

Notice how the whole vids in slow mo?

brye

I was also wondering why there werent any boogie boarders or foils guys in the line-up? I take it that the WA water police don’t patrol the area to get some easy revenue for the gov.

turts

There were definitely a few lidders out there. Kim feast got a few bombs on the knee. Foils are illegal in WA

astro

True, turts ?
They outlawed foils ?
Genuinely interested in how WA came to that decision.
Any reference to the background would be appreciated.

turts

It was a joke. But saying that, I haven’t seen any in the surf as of yet, only seen a few kiteboarders using them

channelbottom

Go strap some butchers knives to a beater board and give a bash. Can’t be that hard eh?

turts

Sounds like a new JOB clip

channelbottom

I though WA was just like that.

turts

Wait Awhile. Even our waves are slow

janeausten

Windy Always

turts

The photos of Marcus on social media of late have had me second guessing my memory of events for the last week. Was so perfect in pics, basically right hand close outs in reality. Saying that though, can’t wait for the next one!

longtom

Sure looked like sexed up closeouts to me.

surfmom

tis the thrill of it

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Jack Robbo’s wave was more fucked up than his old man.

Otto

His board looked like it had an acceleration pedal. Or was that crafty editing?

Eddie Haiku

I hate it when the waves get so fucking good that you’re not good enough to surf them properly. It’s a curse worse than death.

beachgrit

Or that require a twenty-thousand dollar water bike to get into…

Eddie Haiku

A fishing rod is much cheaper when the swell gets outta hand!

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com

That must be oz dollars cause 11 grand in Hawaii gets you a 950 Yamaha Fx budget ski all day!!

Hikaru Ichijyo

OZ pipeline. Awesome video!!. The video made up for the facebook / forum faux pas by quoting your own quote from prior in the thread to make a point that the original one had (or should have had). Love

beachgrit

Too good not to reuse, I thought.

Strider's Gobble Neck

Reminds me how Southern California’s been looking.

SoCalGary

Yep… exactly like SoCal… There is sand and water.

Hikaru Ichijyo

About 2 weeks ago, and before / after that exotic weather called rain. But it was a couple feet smaller. And even though this winter sux for usual Cali standards, its been popping semi consistently . . . if one knows to look in the right area. Most happening ones are a secret to everybody. Trestles is can’t help itself so everyone knows about it.


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