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Tour: It’s the San Clemente Storm!

Potentially 33% of the world's best surfers come from the sleepy beach town!

Except we can’t call it the San Clemente Storm can we. Because I bet it is proprietarily owned by Brazil’s president Michel Temer who looks like the sort who has lawyers register trademarks and patents and whatnots.

We’ll work on the name later but in the meantime it totally is a San Clemente Storm on tour and I didn’t even realize because… well, because I forgot Pat Gudauskas was back but with him joining veteran stalwart Kolohe Andino and rookie sensation Griffin Colapinto it is a deluge. A downpour. The San Clemente Squall.

Three, count them one, two, three, professional surfers from a town with featuring only 60,000 odd people. That means 1 in every 20000 is a professional surfer at the highest level. Crazy, no? San Clemente has not had this much heat since President Richard M. Nixon had his Western White House perched there at Church.

Currently, Griffin is 7th in the world, Pat is 9th and the granddaddy of them all, Kolohe Andino, is 22nd.

Which means they could all end the year in the top ten. That would mean 33% of the best surfers in the entire world are from San Clemente.

Wow.

The Los Angeles Times has called it an “invasion” and I wonder if packing the tour so mightily is San Clemente’s not so subtle nose thumb at the WSL for stealing the Trestles event away.

You can take our Lowers but you will never take… our Gudauskases.

Something like that.

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papajohn

Jordy and Kerrzy also reside around there do they not?

david fffff

Quirky fact, Bourez, being from an entire island of only 2000 people means you have a 1/2000 chance of being a pro surfer on Rurutu, great odds!

Even crazier is Cocoa Beach Florida, where Kelly is from, just 11,000 people! Some quirky math on my part shows that if you can have 1/1000 chance of having a World Title if you divide his 11 up amongst the town folk!

Tomas' silky smooth arms

“Surely there is something in the water down there at Trestles…”. Um great whites it seems.

Jimmy the Saint

All that radioactivity isn’t hurting, yet!

Blade

Nice one Chas,..have to say ,the Avoca trio of Wilco ,Ace,and Wildman Carmichael probably Trump your boys, at least 4 event titles to their name .

Mochillupo

What about the Avoca Apache ?

Wilko, Ace, Big Wade. Population about 5000.
All have 7 fingers.

Phat-wan kerr

the Avoca side show?

Eddie Haiku

Avalanche!

John Wobbly Gong

the Avoca accretion, surely

Brutus

and they play the banjo ?

East of the 5

They have a sick outlet mall.

Phat-wan kerr

don’t want to piss on your parade, but what about if you had just one pro from a town of 2000 or even 10000 people?
or 2 pros
does the wright family count?

Eddie Haiku

When Nic Muscroft was on tour, Jan Juc had a population of around 2200. When Troy Brooks was on tour, Jan Juc had a population of around 2000. When Tony Ray was on tour, Jan Juc had a population of around 1900. Shockingly, these athletes* weren’t even the best athletes* in their own families, let alone the sleepy township from which they were spawned. ’Cept TRay was a fucking cane toad by birth I believe.

*I use the term athlete in place of surfer in respect of the many push ups and burpees commited in the pursuit of mediocrity.

Phat-wan kerr

apparently Coolangatta has a population of just over 6000, and if you have ever surfed snapper, it would seem that they all surf

Eddie Haiku

And very well!

Otto

Once BG gets the “Fad” Cola Craft Sewery churning out cans, you would be remiss not to approach Colapinto with a signature bottled shoo-in. The Fad Cola Mottled Bottled.

Bob Driver

Two things Chas…
Tricky Dick’s Western White House was perched over Cottons.
And the Brazilian Storm would be nowhere without this sleepy town, SC. Half of the Brazilians on tour have transplanted themselves into the 92672.

Chas Smith

I knew it started with a “c”…

Otto

There you go again with some sort of surfing joke.

Lorlac

The comments for that post were a blast

Lorlac

Chas, can you please reveal the method and reason behind your Instagram ascent.

dickie toledo

for a cool $60,000,000 you can now own the western white house. it’s on the market. who doesn’t want to live stones throw away from buried treasure. by treasure i mean nuclear waste.

Return of the Samsung Board

“Squall” has a nice ring, and matching short term definition to it

Audit In Progress

“San Clemente Shower?” I like “San Clemente Mist” even though it lacks the alliteration.

Lemon Next to the Pie

The SC Spray? Spurt?

I thought coolangatta was the world championist town anyway.

Otto

San Clemente Squirt

John Wobbly Gong

The San Clemente secretion, surely

Ricoimmo

cottons, not church

bitter guy

there’re homeschools popping up all around Lemoore as we speak


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