Insane II: “Madcap” Hawaiian surfer becomes Ninja Turtle!

The hurricane surfing story to end all hurricane surfing stories!

You most certainly caught the story two days ago wherein Hurricane Lane visited the Hawaiian islands and instead of being scared/hoarding/cowering many brave locals went surfing instead.

As I remarked at the time, it is one of my favorite surfer traits. That big freaky storms evoke in us the unquenchable need to paddle and that news organizations love to gapingly stare at the spectacle.

Well, I thought all the angles had been covered. All the:

Reporter: “We’re here on the beach in Waikiki with Hurricane Lane set to make landfall in just a few hours, Jill and yet… (camera pans out) … we have surfers paddling out to ride the storm.’

Anchor: “Did you say surfers, Bob?”

Reporter: “I sure did. They have been here on the beach all morning, not heeding the sirens or the lifeguard warnings.”

Anchor: “Well I’ll be. Cowabunga. Stay safe out there, Bob.”

Etc.

But never did I think a man in Hilo would be Surf Ranching. And let’s turn to NPR for more.

As Hurricane Lane approached Hawaii’s big island, it dumped record amounts of rain on the city of Hilo, on the island’s eastern coast, causing flooding, landslides, and damage to homes.

But as all that water began draining out to sea, it also created the perfect conditions for Shawn Pila to grab his surfboard and jump into the concrete drainage canal near his home.

When it rains hard, Pila said, the torrential flow interacts with the shape of the canal to create a standing wave, “and we found out that we could surf it, so when it rains like this we’re surfing the trench like Ninja Turtles.”

Pila said the wave he rode on Saturday was the largest he’d ever surfed in the canal. The perils are many: the river carries logs and debris; after a fall, it’s easy to get carried out to sea; and then there are the police, who threatened to arrest him.

“They’re just doing their job,” Pila said after a police officer made him get out. But he’s been surfing that little wave during hard rain for almost 20 years, and said he doesn’t plan to stop now.

Hilo for the win.

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m0rt
m0rt
8 years ago

Last seen shitting through the eye of a needle

Lorlac
Lorlac
8 years ago

How many backhand attacks to get 10 points again?

turts
turts
8 years ago

Take me back to skid mark city where the waters brown and the waves are shitty.

Superworm
Superworm
8 years ago

Webber Wavepools long promised release was underwhelming.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

That guy could get just as memorable a cocaine + surfing experience, but without all the health risks by reading Cocaine + Surfing.

hawkridesdirt
hawkridesdirt
8 years ago

Heard this on NPR too. I guess it’s about what I visualized, but a bit darker.
I think I’m more interested in how he got in to it, and what happens after he kicks out, than the actual ride… very Flowriderish. Still though, that is a serious volume of water flowing through there… I don’t think I would do it.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  hawkridesdirt

“ what happens after he kicks out, “ … that was the last anyone saw of him…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

He ended up in a Pila shit ?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

No need to go to go all the way to Hawaii for Wind & Sewerage ?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

look no further than a site toilet

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Got some great waves during the construction of Darling Harbour in the late 80s when we realized that we had no covered access to the site toilet and were forced to go « out the gate for 48 « to rectify the problem ! After having surfed a few contests at Manly in the 80s I understood straight away ( like gargling salted shit laced with dishwashing liquid ) why there was a boardriders club there named aptly Wind n Sewerage .

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Cowabunga, NSW, pop. 1982.
Not far from the hamlet of Cornholio.

‘Cowabunga’ in the local Aboriginal dialect means: “I’m not surfing that! There’s a shark the size of Steve’s bus there!!!”

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago

Yeah. Nah.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Underwhelming

Justin Housman
Justin Housman
8 years ago

I think I’d prefer 4 days straight of Netflix, actually.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  Justin Housman

Better than going to work….

Goodbye Horses
Goodbye Horses
8 years ago

Someone should’ve ordered him a pizza.

C4cereal
C4cereal
8 years ago

The novelty wave soon to be known as “Staphs”

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  C4cereal

I watched the whole clip but didn’t see any Ninja Turdles.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Listened to Radio Birdman’s  »Aloha Steve and Danno «  and thought it was strange when I heard :
Book him Danno Turder One
Book him Danno Turder One ……….

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Missing the rope he could have met Shredder!!!


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