Put me on two men's shoulders immediately please!
I have always hated when a professional surf contest ends and the victor is chaired up the beach. Always. Hated and hated passionately. Like, as passionately as Brazilians love dancing salsa or samba or whatever. Please allow me to quote from the award-nominated book Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell. Do you mind?
Getting chaired up the beach is one of the most embarrassing things in surfing. The victor’s friends, usually countrymen, will meet him at the shoreline after his victory and they will prop him on their shoulders and move through the crowd to the podium. Two men carrying one man. And it might look OK except surf events never draw hundreds of thousands of people. They draw hundreds and sometimes thousands. It would look good if a surfer was being carried through an overflowing crowd of adoring fans, throwing roses and blowing kisses and uncontrollably weeping. But at surf events, when a surfer is getting chaired up the beach, sitting on his friends’ shoulders, through spread-far-apart beach gawkers, it looks embarrassing. It looks like Christian rock ‘n’ roll.
Yes, it looks like Christian rock ‘n’ roll or at least looked like Christian rock ‘n’ roll until the master Steve Sherman threw his beautiful Brixton hat into the ring. You know Steve, of course, through his decades of excellence. Matt Warshaw describes him in the Encyclopedia of Surfing (subscribe here if you want to go to heaven) as, “Durable, diplomatic surf photographer from north San Diego County, California; best known for his portraits and behind-the-scenes candids.”
All true but a year or so ago, Steve did my favorite thing yet. He loaded a flash onto his camera and started blasting surf contest winners getting chaired. Look above at the John John shot. Flooded with light, crisp and clear, it feels like… passion. Like glory. Like beauty and excitement. Look at Jon Pyzel there holding John John’s right leg, a handsome man by any measure but stunning in full light. Look at Jamie O there in the background like a New Testament saint. Positively beatific.
It changed not only the game but the act itself as evidenced by the now nearly iconic shot of Italo being chaired in Portugal. I don’t know who took it, and it very well may have been Steve himself, but if it wasn’t than it can be credited as Steve-esque.
I’ve never wanted to sit on two men’s shoulders at once until Steve Sherman showed me the light, as it were.
replace the drink bottle with a stubby, get rid of the drone in the background and stick a half smoked Winnie red between the fingers in the foreground and you would have a good shot. surely some one round here has the skills to do it.
After watching “ The Man in the High Castle “ it’s possible that being chaired up the beach comes not from Christian Rock but finds its origins in the Bar Mitzvah Chair Dance ?
(subscribe here if you want to go to heaven). Priceless.
Probably Bobby Martínez ? 2009 Billabong Tahiti Pro
It hasn’t really caught on with men from California at CT events ?
Kolohe only dreams
is it part of their contract with WSL that they have to be carried up the beach if they win.?
it is way too contrived looking.
and the opposite of being humble when winnning
I don’t mind the chair up itself, it’s the team manager with the sponsers sunglasses and cap that just kills it for me… while I’m at it post heat interviews with sunglasses should be ruled out. It’s rude, and we can’t see the winners and losers emotions which adds another level of dullness to what is usually a Robotic enough interview as it is.
the chair up the steps at Margies looks torturous!
Joan getting chaired up for a 2nd place was cringeworthy
It’s looks even shitter for the Women’s events https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
oh, ya killing me..jajaja
That is Maya Gabeira, getting rescued at Nazare from her own menstrual cycle by Laird.
Why can’t there be three men?