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It has been one hell of a 24 hours. I won’t bore you with the details but the whole horrible misadventure is rooted in a Four Points by Sheraton.
That should be enough for you to understand, to know, and the Four Points by Sheraton is the high point.
The God forsaken high point.
Anyhow, Italo won Portugal #whocares #gabegonnawintitle #stalingrad #vladivostok #elo #paddlepower #paddildo #mynextbusinessventure #thepaddildo #elo
But more importantly, The Inertia is hiring! In between running around in the rain at three am looking for… I won’t bore you with the details and being woken from not sleeping by jackhammers I tried to find something to write, knowing Longtom was busy working on an epic summation of Supertubosh presented by Males and Mayonnaise.
But there was nothing.
Nothing.
Until the kindest man I know sent me an Instagram story that The Inertia is hiring.
The Inertia is hiring! The Inertia by Zach Weisberg!
Oh how it sent my heart soaring to the stratosphere.
I don’t know what the greatest website outside the Huffington Post/Facebook/bots is hiring for but it doesn’t matter.
Zach, we’re going to be colleagues!
Check your inbox, li’l bitch!
It’s very funny this idea of Surfers “working” & What is Mountain Culture?!?! 😂 🏔
Are Alex and Dylan leaving? the inertia might be a halfway decent website with out them.
Heh. I can just picture the suburban yoga crowd now! There’s a cock in my nonfat skim almond milk latte! This is a terrible mistake! Idk. I’m not sure the people quite share our unique sense of humor.
Mix it up . One vagina one penis …….. ?
The suspense will have them eating ( ok drinking ) out of your hands in no time . I can see Ann-Sophie and Sky-Babylon getting in touch with their feminine and masculine sides while having their fortunes told at Jen See’s Holistic Coffees and book shop ?
Ha ha oh shit don’t give me ideas, man
I’m led to believe that paying for media staff is so passé.
I do think you and Derek missed the nude body surfer attacked by shark story!!! Body surfing headbutted shark on wave then it turned and grabbed him by the arm. Seriously what do you do in that scenario for tourniquet – cut your knob off?
Good god, don’t become a writer, whatever you do. Anything else is preferable! I was going to go down to the coffee shop and get a job making lattes, because people seem to like lattes and it would be nice to make something people actually like. But I’d probably fuck it up and draw cocks instead of hearts in the foam or something like that. But god, writing, no. It’s a bad idea.
Also, I’d like to hear more about the rain and the 3am and stuff. That sounds interesting. Tell us a story, Chas, we’ve been extra good this week!
Hate to say but this site is vastly more interesting with Ben Marcus’s comments and all the attendant responses. Exactly like Medina and the WSL. He’s the guy everyone loves to hate but without him, the tour would be such a bore (save for Italo, Toledo, JJF and Stuart Bedford-Brown)
I like your list but who is JJF ?
How’s the R&D on(in?) the paddildo coming along?
Kooks for hire!
“The Social Media Editor should be able to deploy original content across all networks seven days a week”
fuck me sideways, the only things I do 7 days a week is eat and shit. do you reckon I should send in a sample of my work in the hope they consider it “original content”?
I had a look at the jobs and they all say the applicant had to live in LA, basically.
What a bunch of geographical bigots!
Speaking of jobs; does anyone know that Resume guy on Kauai?
Is he OK after the storms etc? Haven’t heard from him in a while.
Likewise, “Julian’s Postie” ….
JP is on here w another name since Julian moved to Newy.
That dude now resides, here.
oh, how sweet it would be to get someone to infiltrate. the ultimate prank no?
i’m jobless but not skilled enough
And you don’t live in LA…
that’s bullshit really – I could be Julian’s stalker and write about his baby, how he shops organic, the best eats in darby st, new mountain bike trails in the area, how it sometimes snow/sleets in the hunter valley, the best dessert wines from polkobin – its endless
I agree. It’s a big world and some ‘Mericans refuse to understand that.
Not entirely sure why they want the LA based peeps apart from being able to have the person there in person for the company-wide mass group hugs.
Probably a business / tax thing.
Either that or Zach insists on giving personal head-noogies to all staff on a regular basis.
Inertia ? Sounds like a very stable situation ? Nah I think I’ll just continue to do nothing and remain unchanged ?
Why is it that whenever I read the name of that website, I ‘hear’ it in my head like I’m trying to drop a fat dry one?
Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn….errrsha!
Needs more oatbran, if you ask me.
Yeah, you like to play with my nerves. I jumped on the link, my dreams come true, I was about to grow a beard and already called the nearest tatoo shop to have my favorite electric bike painted on my foerearm when I read this for the second add:
“This is an unpaid internship”
How am I gonna pay the tatoo job?
and for the first one:
“A strong knowledge and/or interest in surf and mountain culture and new technology”
What is mountain culture? Does it have anything to do with getting high?
Mountain culture is in decline.
Fuck position descriptions are the worst. I’d love to see one like “the ideal applicant should be a misanthrope, and adept at running multiple tabs on their browser that they can quickly click between when their boss walks past so that it looks like they’re doing actual work. Ability to do recreational drugs responsibly is a bonus.”
Maybe BG should write up some competitive PDs
I can sing along to Jon Denver’s Colorado Rocky Mountain High ?
There really was nothing.