This is a bona fide all-girl super group: Steph, Missy Fanning and Jolene P. Photo: Steve Sherman/@tsherms/WSL

Stephanie Gilmore: Tom Curren and Joel Parkinson “surf like girls!”

Stylish male surfers channel inner gal…

I really don’t think it’s a stretch to call the Australian Stephanie Gilmore the best female surfer of all time, and perhaps, one of the game’s best choreographers. There’s an accessibility to her surfing as well as a freedom and a joy, even if it feels a little confected sometimes.

In an interview with Britain’s The Telegraph newspaper yesterday, Gilmore played the usual hits: pay gap, insecure men in the lineup, having to wear a damn bikini and be sexy and how she’d be three times wealthier if she was a man or as gorgeous as Giselle and so on.

Sample quotes.

“There’s always a couple of local guys who will flex and try and overpower you with their testosterone. I do know that there are a lot of women who feel it a lot and there are guys out there who are a nightmare to surf with.”

“When there’s a couple of girls in the line up who surf better than them, I think their egos get a little bit of a check.”

“If the waves were terrible and you put the men out in them, it’s going to be boring too. Now, when the women actually surf great waves, everyone’s like, ‘oh my god, the girls are ripping, they’ve come so far’ and we’re like, ‘no, we surf like that. We just never used to get the chance to show you’.’

Her posit, towards the end, that the best surfers approach a wave like women is a new angle and one that I like very much.

“When you think about the most stylish male surfers – Tom Curren, Joel Parkinson  – guys who, when you watch them are so fluid and seamless. They have a graceful touch. It’s funny, people say to me, ‘you surf like a guy’. But actually, no, the greatest guy surfers surf like girls.”

Do you surf like a girl or wish that you surfed like a girl?

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m0rt
m0rt
7 years ago

I wear a girls wetsuit but it identifies as being male

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Curren surfs like a girl. He rollerskates to feel like a man again.

https://youtu.be/vhuwLRl4MtQ

f u
f u
7 years ago

she surfs as well as a thousand 14 years old boys that are out there. she is delusional about her self.
being smooth is female? what a fool

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

“the outlaw feeling of doing something graceful, as if dancing on water was the best and bravest thing a man could do.” from Tim Winton’s book “ Breath “

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

I new a bloke who got a spot dancing in the Vienna ballet. the only straight guy there. he got an astonishing amount of female attention. when he came home for Christmas and we would go out for a few beers, the most unbelievable girls would seem to materialise wherever he was. not sure how this relates to surfing, Steph or Tim Winton but it pops into my head every time the subject of dancing is raised.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Confidence and corporal awareness of the successful dancer has parallels in competitive surfing and in impressing potential sexual partners ?Ps Griffin Colapinto’s mum comes from a dance background and in a WSL interview the word they dropped was «  Body Mechanics «  or one could go scientific with the spatio – temporal analysis of human movement .

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I worked that same theory, although less successfully. At uni, I used to choose to luncheon at a spot far removed from any of my lectures based solely on it’s proximity to the recently opened School of Dance. Guess those girls weren’t into the lost surfer look…

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

I definitely don’t surf like a girl. I surf like fully grown adult woman beginner.

The guru
The guru
7 years ago

I think Chelsea Georgeson was/is the best female surfer of all time. Steph’s a close second

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
7 years ago
Reply to  The guru

Fark, could/can she ride the barrel!

Preston
Preston
7 years ago

There’s been a few over the years who have
transcended gender stereotypes: Joyce, Margo, Lynn, Lisa and Steph. Did I miss anybody?

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
7 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Peter.

Preston
Preston
7 years ago

Touché

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Gidget

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
7 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Carissa

KRIS
KRIS
7 years ago

… I’m truly enamoured for Steph.
Her infectious smile melts my heart, her surfing is simply beautiful and, her grace in and out of the water, beyond peer. Her ‘Spirit of Asaka’ section riding that DP shaped single at Greenmount is sublime.
Mermaid indeed! Go girl!

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
7 years ago

To be honest, Steph is sorta my measure, and I definitely surf a bit like her (style) at times… which is perfectly alright with me.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Huckleberry

Feel free to post up some footage for our appraisal.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
7 years ago
Reply to  Huckleberry

i wish i could surf like her

Glen Winton’s mullet
Glen Winton’s mullet
7 years ago

Lakey and Courtney are the picture of smooth and laidback…

Also is that Curren on a real board or pfd skimboard?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

In their dreams.

Glen Winton’s mullet
Glen Winton’s mullet
7 years ago

Sarcasm?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Yep, good one, you could add another 12 from the top 16

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Actually 11 cause I like
C. Marks.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
7 years ago

Teenage girl Occy is a cold blooded wave killer!

HotRightNow
HotRightNow
7 years ago

The most occy since occy! And yet not derivative if that makes sense.

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

I am such a Caroline Marks fangirl. Totally want to do an interview with her!

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
7 years ago

The guys surf better than the girls. Guys are better than girls at most sports. It is not a banner for equal rights. It’s a physical limitation. This is also accentuated by: not many girls surfers, competitive structured women’s comps started way later than men’s, etc. But I guess men have enough chauvinist pigs in our surf corner – actually more than enough. Women can have some too. I will fuck off and go back to Inertia now.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Hey I love watching the women’s comps
Its just I reckon only 3 have a great style.
The others still rip

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

I wear woman’s underwear under my wet suit if that counts? Yes.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

E-Lo: “That’s the kink in my armour too.”

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

No wonder he is so brave. His thong is tainted.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

My dad now surfs like my sister who surfs like a little boy.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Ah, it is a wise father who knows his own child, and the cruelty that lurks in his heart.


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