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Revealed: The complex and bizarre triangulation of Erik Logan’s hashtags!

Could the WSL be tangled up in Russian intrigue?

Where are you right now? At work in Australia, the prospect of a dull but brutal Friday stretching out before you? Just home from work in America, the prospect of waking up to face a dull but brutal Friday stretching out before you?

The World Surf League President of Content, Media and WSL Studios elect, Mr. Erik Logan, is in Namotu maybe taking an extended vacation. He begins his new job in January and has been social media-ing from his old job as President of the Oprah Winfrey Network.

On Instagram he writes: @namotuisland Keep The swell coming for 21 more days! #kalamakamp #wilks #tbt #rightsfordays #blinebrotherhood

Oooee when was the last time you took a 21 day vacation? Very fabulous but maybe a red herring, as it were, to distract from the hashtags?

Let’s read the other ones not in the main subject line.

#sup #standuppaddle #paddleboarding #paddleboard #paddle #standuppaddleboard #standuppaddleboarding #stand_up_paddle #suplife #paddlesurf #supsurf #standupjournal #paddling #standuppaddling #standup #isup #surfing #vdk_insta #ig_vladivostok #surf

Traditional SUP fare, I suppose, but what is this #vdk_insta? My heart thought “vodka insta” but upon further review it does not relate to vodka, at least not directly. It is, in fact, closely related to #ig_vladivostok and boom.

We have Russian intrigue.

Vladivostok, as any student of history knows, is a gorgeous Russian city very near North Korea. It is most famous for being the main naval base of Russia’s Pacific Fleet, one or two famous oligarchs and the dreams of a Russo-centric world. Let’s now read the Failing New York Times.

MOSCOW — Compared to the sunny, palm-lined offshore tax havens where Russians typically stash their fortunes — think the British Virgin Islands or Cyprus — two chilly, windswept Russian islands would seem to offer little.

Yet October Island, a glorified swamp in Russia’s European exclave of Kaliningrad, and Russian Island, a former cow pasture facing the far eastern port of Vladivostok, were highlighted by Moscow this week as potential alternatives.

Washington’s imposition of unexpectedly tough sanctions against several leading oligarchs is in many respects a game changer for Russia, with repercussions that are only slowly coming into view. Establishing tax havens within the country was just one reaction by the Kremlin, seemingly caught off guard as aftershocks rippled through currency and financial markets.

“Russia has no strategy on how to react to this situation, to these new economic circumstances,” Evgeny Gontmakher, a prominent opposition economist, said.

Etc. Etc.

Which seems maybe possibly to me that either the World Surf League is going to build a Surf Ranch in Vladivostok, Russia where oligarchs stashing their cash will come and barrel or…. it’s probably just that.

But what do you think?

Do you think this intrigue goes deeper?

Hmmmmm.

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Jsamuels

Chas, no posts about the “#blinebrotherhood”? I expected more, this could be your bra boys documentary in the making.

Mapski

Looks like Namotu is about to run out of food. Nice Larry-oar-back, though.

Gino

Not doing himself any favors announcing there is 21 days of swell coming to where he is SUPing

Woodeneye

this is brilliant work, I didnt think the report exclaiming we are all retards could be topped.

Phat-wan kerr

#50yardsfurtherout, #lookmumnohands, #lightningrod.

Carbon 14

Could Logan be an undercover Russian spy?

shootsthen

My goodness, they really couldn’t have picked a bigger kook. I’m not a violent person at all I but I feel like kicking his ass, hitting him with his stupid paddle, and then smashing his SUP into a million pieces. I would love to read his hashtag dork shit after that.

Party Pete

#ivesaidmypiece

Tom

Does anyone know if Dez took Prince Harry surfing today??

Chazz Michael Michaels

You have a special talent for creating something from nothing. Really.

Cap'n Crunch

tis the BG way

StarJamma

He’s a cocaine magician!

Tom

#fuckoffidiot

Abscessed Llama

What are you waiting for Chas? Get on a plane to Fiji. “Double Llama Dare You”!

Tom

yeah that’s it 21 days either interview him or drown him – maybe interview first then let the rest take care of itself?

Chas Smith

I so wish I could afford a flight right now. He’s there so long I could probably paddle all the way and make it in time though…

Tom

I’ve just quit my job??? I could take a coffee table over??

mine.mine.mine

you think your wing could take it?

Blunted Sultan

Just hitch a ride on John John’s boat Chas!

channelbottom

“when was the last time you took a 21 day vacation? “

Fuck.

I’d be utterly delighted at getting 21 minutes in the water.
#sofuckingbusy
#richpeopleareutterassholes

Tom

#quityourjoblikeme

channelbottom

#shewouldbreakbothmylegsoverandoveragain

Tom

#yeahamprobsnotgoingtogettoomuchsexytime!!

Dogsnuts

One of these was my second surf mobile. Absolute piece of shit but it did good jumps. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

What is that? Kinda looks like an old 4Runner. I’ve got a bit of a fetish for them. Not had one though.

Dogsnuts

Mate, it’s a Lada Niva. I’ve oddly been attracted to off kilter Russian things my whole life and no matter how pear shaped things go I’m always coming back for more.

Phat-wan kerr

I like vodka. things always get pear shaped for me.

Nat Youngs Requalification

The 4Runner’s are, to this day still the best.

Mads Naeraa

Affirmative! And they’re called a Surf in NZ.

Nat Youngs Requalification

They re- brought them out in oz as the fortuner, not the same, long live the runner/surf

Dogsnuts

Also, I am an avid collector of vintage Russian Big Muffs. That’s right.

ricmatic

Those old Russians like to distort the truth.

joeys nosegard

kinda like a suzuki sierra that won’t start

Phat-wan kerr

extremely unreliable in the heat, extremely uncomfortable in the cold. best of both worlds.

Tom

had one too – fucking could not get parts but thrashed shit out of it

Dogsnuts

Yeah, fucking looking up parts from a wrecking yard in the arse end of the Ukraine pre internet was rough.

OffRocker

I do airs in sand…. 🚙

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

i surf the road, the wind and the sky

janeausten

…how perplexed does Felipe look strapping that board on the roof?

turts

Nothin harder than a lada

Rally round the Niva, pocket fulla parts

Ever try and start one with the hand crank emergency start? Faaaarrrrk

Chas Smith

Sold!

Chief Hot stuff

It’s probably where his goomah is from
#frosty babe
#winning

Chas Smith

What is?

ricmatic

Its as if the tennis tour appointed an amateur badminton hobbiest to CEO

Chazz Michael Michaels

Though let’s be fair, this is EXACTLY the guy they need. I would wager that the majority of the surfing audience (the ones who might pay to watch) are guys exactly like Eric Logan. Adult learners with disposable income and time to take extended breaks to “work on their fundamentals” and hashtag the fuck out of anything that makes them look like “a surfer”. The WSL are so insular and bro’d out that wankers who give themselves nicknames like “E-Lo” are the only audience they see, and certainly the only one they care about. They think Instagram is surfing. And they might be right.

SoCalGary

Is there anything worse in the surf world than to be called an “Adult Learner”
“Surfers are the Worst” tm

Chazz Michael Michaels

Yes – Scott Bass.

SoCalGary

That one was soooo good, but I think you might need some Spy sunglasses with Happy Lens.

Chas and David Lee, you reading this!!!

East of the 5

I would rather be called what I am, a middle-aged spazz who just enjoys snagging a few waves when time allows. I am learning about recreational weed as an adult however….

Huckleberry

I’m sorry, but this dude is such a kook.

channelbottom

Don’t be sorry.

Allois Malfitani

I am loving Erik Logan’s story. Californiaism at it’s best.


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