Cue the gags: "My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat."
Yesterday, in a remarkably modest ceremony, the one-time bachelor for life Taj Burrow and his baby mama Rebecca Jobson, made indelible promises to each other under the auspices of various civil authorities.
Taj, who was the rookie of the year in 1998 and finished runner-up to the world title twice, threw a (burger) ring on Ms Jobson’s finger during a tropical vacation last February.
And three years ago, the flashy tour vet, who is now forty, and the gorgeous model, had a baby girl together, Arabella Rose, although the arrival of this mini cheerleader hasn’t diminished Taj’s output on video.
Taj in “Acid Ejaculat!”
In “Cult of Freedom, The Taj Part”
And, here, in “Come Loofah my Stretch Marks!”
And the best part about being married? The jokes!
Let’s turn to that ol sage Rodney Dangerfield.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.