Makes small, though not insignificant, profit.
Three months ago, it was reported that Julian Wilson had put his award-winning beachfront house on the market, a gorgeous hacienda he’d bought three years earlier for $A3.52 million.
It is the sort of wood-and-concrete build that fills me with that old architecture of happiness. I imagine, one day, when I’m riddled with cancer and want to see out my diminishing hours by a swimming pool, a place to die to the sound of kookaburras laughing and cicadas snapping their wings, this is the sorta joint I’ll rent out.
Of course, any words I might’ve constructed for 31 Pelican Street, Peregian Beach, in the initial story could be no match for the real estate copywriter whose descriptions included,
“A master class in coastal luxe.”

“Banks of louver windows and stacking doors allow you to feel as though you live on top of the world.”

“The star of the home is the open-plan living space where a wall of glass completely retracts to perfectly frame the breathtaking views. You will want to step outside onto the sunny poolside terrace and take in that exceptional panoramic vista.”

And so on.
Did it sell?
Oh yes it did.
One week after hitting the market one dick-winger came in with a figure “north of four million dollars,” according to the real estate agent, although the actual figure is confidential.
Julian now lives in his wife Ashley’s hometown of Newcastle, which brings her closer to family and perennial world-title chaser Julian nearer to pals Ryan Callinan and Craig Anderson.
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Still got the bedroom lamps from Kmart though.
I think at the moment its “whats it like to be fucked by a dead cunt on viagra everyday so i can get my hands on some of his money because i am a tall white prostitute that has allowed men to use her body to get wordly possessions ” or where you thinking of something else dear.
more comments like this please
Sell in paradise to buy in Newy? Sorry, am I missing something here?
In case anyone else is perhaps bored and looking for a good long debate with a captive audience, may I suggest this:
https://www.theguardian.com…
They just kicked me out
I tried to explain it is a triangle
Now you are Fanning the fire ? Well educated English boys ……..experimenting
My grandmother always said “ if you try to please everyone , you please no one . At least if you please yourself you make one bugger happy “ . Wonderful to see you having the courage to follow your own path .
I’d rather be at Verbier in February than Sorake.
[but just February].
…and the Casino in Montreux is pretty sweet, n’est ce pas?
Cushions. Large and in multiple numbers. Understand this and you’ll understand women
My wife hates all those pompous pointless cushions, that’s why I married her
not really that great profit.
$3.52 million purchase in QLD is $175,000 in stamp duty to the government. Plus selling for $4million he paid an agent in excess of $100,000 in agent commissions.
if he purchases something in newcastle for $4million he will pay $220,000 in stamp duty.
hope his missus is happy cause that little buy and sell to be close to her family cost him a cool half million dollars.
Your a numbers guy..respect.
Stamp duty is the biggest rort of a tax hands down.
The politician that came up with it needs fist fucking with Hulk hands.
Beats living with ya parents for $80 a week and wanking off into socks each night
She’s got legs?
Should never have dumped Bryan Ferry!
“Brian why are you suffering ?”
Brian says “stones ! “
“Kidney Stones , GallStones ? “
Brian Says “ No you dumb cunt Fucking Rolling Stones ! “
( though it might be a reason why mick never gathered Kate Moss ? )
“My Biography”?
If she wrote it herself, she probably called it “My autobiography”.
Well, now he has a limited time to spend that sale before the Queen takes her cut.
Keep propping up that contracting Australia property market!… Just read building permits are at a 30 year low!
When you really get down to it, the fucking whole asset class is a Ponzi scheme!
Wonder what the property tax per year was on that Bungalow…..10k+
Amazing–surfers, surfers, dudes riding waves, making these kind of decadent bucks, whoever would have thought? I don’t know man, it’s kind of a turn off for me. There was a time when so called pro surfers where dudes just like us, not millionaires, they were easy to relate to. No sour grapes, it just seems a little weird now. Huge class division or something…
If we didn’t have wealthy pro surfers, we wouldn’t have London’s mom. There’s value added somewhere in that isn’t there? It’s poor behavior in a class all its own.
You call them wealthy…ha…the brands owners they sport on the beach daily are making bank!
Funny/Sad thought: You mean Nike and Oaktree Capital execs?
Well-ish? Wealthy? What the fuck do I know big mini. I can’t afford to call them wealthy.
That little fucker London. And his mom. I’m glad he left Kauai and went and irritated people somewhere else. Like Salt Creek. Some of those entitled pansy surfers at Salt Creek deserve a kid like London in their lineup
Truth is he’s moved to Newy to train with your old pal Surfads. I’ve got him running up Strzelecki lookout with copies of the pre ’90s recession Yellow Pages taped to his midriff and the ’97 grand final (Gary Harley 2HD version) playing on loop.
I’d really appreciate it if he refrained from filming anything at my less-populated break, thanks.
If you say that enough times in front of a mirror, Julian will appear with a cameraman
Along with E-lo?
If he tried that he wouldn’t have a Leggy to stand on
Even I get that joke!
Fat chance on that one mi amigo.
Would actually love to see Joycey tear Leggy or Dugga Point apart on a good day. The locals pull back on anything over 3ft on those shelves anyway, then try to disguise their fear of taking off with anger towards the first person they don’t recognise haha! Im’a drop a pin and DM it to Jules
I don’t know where Dugga P is.
Those grumpy fuckers I’ve met at Leggy can get it right up them though.
(Edit: probably exactly what Dirk Ziff says about us)
Hopefully take all his filming entourage up to Woppa when its firing. They love that!
Gotta work off those Merewether bakery pies & lamingtons somehow.
I bought it just to get a sniff of Ashley. Business trip my arse.