If you want the ultimate you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price!
Today is Super Bowl Sunday in America. The de facto national holiday wherein light beer is consumed whilst chicken wings are eaten whilst witty comments are served up one after another. Witty commentary about advertisements, witty commentary about pre-game/halftime/post-game shows, witty commentary about play on the field and witty commentary about politics.
It is the most wittiest time of the year but not for me. I wasn’t invited to a Super Bowl party today. I’ll have to save my wit. Can it up for next year.
In other news, Lewis Hamilton went skydiving yesterday and declared it the perfect compliment to surfing.
“Got my skydiving license ✔️ the feeling of free fall is incredible. Surfing and skydiving in the same day is the ultimate day for me. Have you skydived yet? If not, put the fear aside and go 💪🏾 #freedom”
What do you think about that? Surfing and skydiving in the same day is the ultimate day?
The boys from Point Break sure thought so.
Speaking of speedballs, which varietal is your favorite?
Traditional (cocaine and heroin).
Hippie (coffee and marijuana).
Swayze (surfing and skydiving).
Busey (cocaine and cocaine).
Other.
I’m a Goofball man myself, heroin/crystal mix….
“Get me 2 Utah 2!”
a morning surf followed by food at Georges Mexican food. The adrenaline part comes with trying to make it home before you shit yourself. I’ve got a fairly good percentage.
Ive done it ,four jumps and a quick surf .My back hurted like hell the next day.
I am waiting for someone creative to invent Hipster Sky Diving with no silly leashes or chords to pull to give one that no strings attached feeling while whistling Placebo’s Special K ;
Gravity
No escaping gravity
Gravity
No escaping, not for free
I fall down, hit the ground
Make a heavy sound………….
Being from Coos Bay I’m surprised that the famed and sometimes deadly goofball was not mentioned….
https://youtu.be/BCRITsdDvhw
I’ll take being awake most of the morning followed by a nap just after lunch
dis me.
Durrie’s and Longneck’s.
I’m scared of needles but I’m fond of single use straws
That’s quite a straw you’ve got in your avatar!
(EDIT: aw… you’ve changed it!)
https://youtu.be/jHOTpuIDpUI
I haven’t watched it yet.
Something about amusing cat videos?
My mates eldest daughter
Does she surf?
Dosent everyone surf something.
She ran off to the states at 16, bullshited her olds.Never came home
Hung out with tha bros and hoes in florida and turned into global rapp star,. Then the hoes turned on her and she’s now on the outs,
She made millions,
Amazing story for a white chick from Mullum!!
I reckon she’s tight! !
https://youtu.be/_zR6ROjoOX0
probably not real tight anymore if she has been hanging with the bros.
Stretching the friendship ?
I’d get in on that but I only knew her as a kid so…
Huh.
I never knew that. (I don’t know most things.)
You’re famous by proxy Bexy!
Most recently my “favourite” combo has been traumatic mornings with the children / wife, followed by driver-related anxiety / anger as I cycle to work, followed by soul-crushing unsatisfaction at work.
The afternoons then follow a similar, but mirrored fashion.
The bio-chemical euphoria is brings on could be poetically described as “border-line suicidal”.
Feeling you on this,,, I recommend some variation of the “Hippie”. Edibles and a couple Coors Lights are my “go to”. That and regular exercise when there are no waves. You are not alone.
Sadly, I’d be in even more shit with the wife should I use anything more fun than coffee. 🙁
Whose fault is that?
Mine.
all mine.
When you ordering the new stick? Take solace
Dunno really.
Actually I wanna order some nostalgia from Hawaii but the shaper says the shipping will kill me, esp because they’ve tightened up on security etc.
Anyone we know coming to NSW from Hawaii in the next 6 months?
Willing to carry a new sled for me?
E-Lo?
Gabriel?
Go see mr.
Jeez. Cmon cb …
I’m fixated on a magic late 80’s Twinzer.
The thing was straight out of Gandalf’s arse.
I could lay down and scrape my tits off the flats with bottom turns in 2 foot slop.
I NEED another.
t+c or hic ?
Either way, no matter – imnsho mr for that in newy.
bh
talk about fricken speedballs…
That then – you now. Older and more fucked.
I’m even older and more fuckeder than you.
… and prob still rip in comparative terms.
Let me dream.
My man !
Go fer it !
Check out John Neilson on the Goldy mate
https://www.couriermail.com…
For sure he’s fkn fried cunt that’s standard issue
He should come here and join the club.
(thanks BTW Krilly, not meaning to be ungrateful)
Haha ya can lead a kook to water…
Oh I’ll sound him out. Don’t fret. cheers bud!
… but I’m like totally sure Kelly or Dirk will pop their head up any minute and offer to fly one over for me… any minute now….
maybe Laird will swim across with one clenched in his teeth…
Just… waiting… for that call….
I read your brutally honest article about loss and despair and it made me feel really good about myself.
Woohoo!!
I thought you were living the dream in ‘straya?
This real life, not a Hallmark card.
But thanks for the thought.
People coming here always winge about smthn.
Sorry Bex.
I’ll shut up with the whinging,
I’m a wingeing pommie too, citizen etc. but I whinge over there. So evens.
A surf and a cup of tea.
I prefer for a stranger to bellow threateningly in my ear just as I’m nodding off on the bus.
the busey bugle. or 2 pingas and a viagra.
who am I kidding, I am lucky if I can get enough cash together for a bacon and egg roll and an instant coffee.
Ah jeez. I’m just a Patty G. Coffee in the morning, beer (home-brewed) in the evening. Apparently “coffee is like a beer in the morning”? Nope!
10 years ago was drinking beer till 7am . Now I wake up at 7am with the kids and drink a bucket of coffee . At least I cut out the ciggies …..
Marijuana maple donut and bacon.
mmmmm – bacon.
I put it on my Cheerios in morning. Because I can.
mushrooms and acid! oh green and coffee too!
My thought leader speedball is a morning spent reading The Inertia and then switching over to LinkedIn to write about how much I’m crushing it through value adding and making the world a better place.
Oh, the smug speedball!