Vans employee tells kid with MAGA hat to ‘F*ck Off; Gets Fired

Trump supporter denied chance to buy iconic checkerboard slip-on shoes!

An employee at a Vans store in Kansas has been fired after, allegedly I suppose although he doesn’t seem to deny it, telling a kid with a Make America Great Again hat to fuck off.

“I’m sure he’s heard it before,” the employee told the kid’s mammy, who then reported the guy to his manager.

“My son walked into this store. That gentleman cursed and told him, ‘Take off your hat’. He said nothing to him, 14-year-old child, then he said, ‘F you’ to my son. My son said nothing to him, did nothing.'”

Shortly after, Vans, which is Dane Reynolds‘ primary sponsor, released a statement saying, “The actions and comments from one employee in our Oak Park location are in contrast with our company’s values and belief in personal expression.

And yesterday, it was revealed that Empire star Jussie Smollet, who’d claimed he’d barely escaped being lynched by two men chanting, “This is MAGA country!”, a hate crime that blew Twitter into the heavens and had GQ writing “They could lynch you if they really wanted to, and maybe get away with it too” , probs made the damn thing up.

From the safety of Australia, I ask: Are men, and boys, in MAGA hats tearing the heart out of America in “the blind rage of late-stage whiteness,” as posited by GQ, and therefore must have their smug faces punched as suggested by TV host Reza Aslan?

More importantly, should Vans invest a little cash in heating its stores?

Both employees are filmed wearing woollen caps and inflating jackets that belong, I would suggest, in Alaska’s famous tundra.

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Hondocogburn
Hondocogburn
7 years ago

The tolerant liberal left at it’s finest, there’s an opening at a Georgia vape shop.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

Wow. Sounds hot. What did he do then, after he had you pinned?

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

Wow, I guess you really don’t remember. I guess I wasn’t that memorable.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

You already forwarded that article to me a month ago when you were telling me about your fantasies with melted surf wax in a big tin pot on a moonlit beach. That was after I told you about how I like to play with melted candle wax.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

Mmmmm, I’ve had some twisted times with large industrial rolls of Saran Wrap also. I love how it’s semi see-through, to reveal the delicates within. It can be broken out of like the Incredible Hulk does his clothes if wrapped only a few times around wrists and ankles. Or totally impossible to break out of if you give it enough wraps. I could wrap you up like a Christmas present, and just tear the parts I want open like a primal gorilla. Or you could wrap me tightly from the neck up so i can just barely see through the fog what’s going on as you poke some air holes show me your duct tape tricks and techniques.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

But I think you would find this man pleasant company. I won’t speak unless you command me to speak. But you would still have to unzip the zipper over my mouth first, Ms I.B.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

A great moment in American history.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
7 years ago

Yes, heating required.

mg
mg
7 years ago

I would take that Vans employee outside rip his head off and shit in his neck.

MallGrab SUPbro
MallGrab SUPbro
7 years ago

Arctic clothing: It was -6 degrees C outdoors on February 17 outside that mall.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

I’ve never heard of him but good on you for pointing this kinda shit out.
fuck that guy,

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

What, that was funny!

Magnum
Magnum
7 years ago
Mr. Potz’s Opus
Mr. Potz’s Opus
7 years ago

vans and vf corp, offshoring jobs since…. “Hey let’s make great iconic American brands that the world loves because of American culture and American surfers/skaters and then lets get forced/exploited labor to make said products so that the margins are insane and we have happy shareholders, who offshore their wealth! America, selling itself out since 1972! Yay!!! Repatriate! BK HQ in Canada, Apple, Ireland! YAYYYY!!!!!!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

IB’s Bootcamp for Impertinent Daughters.

Awesome. How do I sign her up?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Impertinent Daughters. How is that not a band name already?

mundus
mundus
7 years ago

For the Aussies, Trump cult followers are like the dumbest angriest Bogans, but worse.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  mundus

Who tha fuk is Trump?
Ya fuken yuppie cunt.
I’ll stick ma fucken meth pipe in ya eye if I see ya round toongabbie way.

mundus
mundus
7 years ago

Hit a little close to home, stupid?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  mundus

Noo.
I was doing an impersonation.
You didn’t think it accurate?
It had both the stupidity and the anger don’t you agree.
I’d give myself 8 out of ten.

Wilbur
Wilbur
7 years ago

I’ve never seen one either. And yeah Jussie is lying. The 2 MAGA guys in the video were two nigerians that work on Empire.

j7 Forall
j7 Forall
7 years ago

Is that not the relative of a wollen-capped hoodlum that threw at punch at Chas? But this is in….Kansas? Didn’t realize there were so many bearded-dousche-wollen-cappers there in the SunFlower State.

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
7 years ago

Someone with MAGA hat or M’BRAGA hat should be calls to fuck off, and punched in face!
Directly in the nose!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  paulo de tarso

Where is the peoples champ old Lulu the octopus these days?
Pavilhao Nove?

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
7 years ago

At Federal Penitentiary in Curitiba!!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  paulo de tarso

One of the nicer prisons I’m sure,
Voted best city in Brasil
Am I right?
I thought it was OK, but not coastal so.. .

Zmonde
Zmonde
7 years ago

Meanwhile Youtube’s AI live subtitler (BETA) is doing a cracking job from the Brazil 6000 Q-ee…

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Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
7 years ago
Reply to  Zmonde

appalling bungee over 700,000 specialist…now that you can see Sage Mew now you…..

Zmonde
Zmonde
7 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

…Pedro Vianna is scooby is a tomato…you are shopping oh without redress those allies…

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Grammerly could do some actual business over here, instead of stalking me round the internet


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