From the Two-scoops-of-Scary Dept: Huge Great White terrorizes Mavs!

"I basically evacuated Mavericks!"

What’s scarier than the cold, mean, rocky, deadly, foggy, big, cold, seaweedy, cold, big waves of northern California’s pride and joy Mavericks? A huge Great White shark swimming in those murky depths, acquiring a taste for delicious bootied feet.

Yikes!

But it’s true. There is a shark there and let’s turn directly to the Bay Area’s ABC affiliate to learn details. Let’s not waste even a moment’s time.

Mavericks surfers got a major dose of adrenaline Sunday, but for once it had nothing to do with surfing huge waves.

Instead it came from a close encounter with a humongous great white shark, estimated to be 18 to 20 feet long, that cruised within inches of one jet ski and forced the evacuation of the entire surf break.

“This was by far the biggest and scariest creature I’ve ever seen in the ocean.”

And Drake Stanley would know.

A big wave surfer and professional surf rescuer, Stanley has been the ocean his entire life, diving and spear-fishing.

It started as just another day out at Mavericks.

Stanley said he had surfed in the morning and was working as a jet ski rescuer for other surfers in the afternoon.

He told ABC7 News that he was sitting on his jet ski with the engine turned off around 1:30PM by and area known as Mushroom Rock when he first saw the huge shark.

“It looked like a whale,” explained Stanley as he watched it rise out of the green depths of the ocean.

Stanley said the shark swam just inches under his jet ski, close enough for him to see the scratch marks on its skin and its dark gray eye.

He estimated the shark to be about 16 to 20 feet long since it was much longer than his jet ski and rescue board.

It was so big, that it didn’t even fit into the frame for the one picture he was able to take of it.

But the frightening encounter got scarier when Stanley said the shark spotted a surfer paddling in from the Mavericks break.

“It saw the surfer and just made a beeline for him… I thought, ‘I’m going to watch a shark attack.'”

Realizing that the surfer had no idea the shark was out there, Stanley turned on his jet ski and revved it loudly several times in an attempt to draw the shark’s attention away.

It worked and Stanley was able to scoop up the surfer on his jet ski but the shark then started heading for the waiting lineup of surfers at Mavericks.

Stanley raced out to those surfers and alerted them about the huge shark, pulling as many as he could onto his rescue board and towing the rest in on their surfboards.

“I had like 8 people in,” recalled Stanley “I basically evacuated Mavericks!”

I’m going to crawl under the covers now and never come out.

So long!

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Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Invested in and surfed Kelly’s wave like the ultimate wannabe hero kook. And made all of surfing avert its eyes for shame.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Yeh he’s a hero

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
7 years ago

It was probably a toothless basking shark.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Just a gummy

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago

So where’s the fucking picture?

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago
Reply to  grumpy local

Ok found it and now I wish I hadn’t

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  grumpy local

There’s nothing in that photo but water and old jizz on the lens.

I’m calling bullshit.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Stanley and the sharks doo doo do do doo
With teeth like Stanley Knives doo doo do do doo ……

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
7 years ago

Obviously no where is safe from baby shark…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Dr Livingstone , I presume ?

Toin coss
Toin coss
7 years ago
Toin coss
Toin coss
7 years ago
Reply to  Toin coss

6-8ft Hawaiian

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Toin coss

And they only filter feed on plankton . Save the whale shark I say !

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Toin coss

Rarely sighted Jaguar Shark

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Who ze shit is Stanley Zissou?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Or Winthorp

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

The use of “humongous” there gave me so many giggles.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Do you know Drake, Jen?

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

No! But “humungous” is in the news channel’s copy, which is why I’m giggling.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

his parents own Esaus on linden

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Glad to see your girlish humor has not changed a bit!
Even though never meeting you before, I am sure this will always be one of your top 3 best attributes.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Using his last name “Stanley” made the story so ho-hum. Stanley sounds like the retired professional receding hairline that lives next door and always, out of sheer kindness, mows your front grass too. Should have used “Drake”. “Drake” sounds superhero. Jetski Man! Dragging 8 Men with Just His Jet Ski!, the story headline could have read. But no, they went with “Stanley”, ffs where’s the drama people?!

Maverick’s wasn’t the only thing that got evacuated. Bet there were some wetsuits that needed an extra rinse that morning.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I dunno, “Drake” sounds like a soft-ass Canadian rapper to me.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Drake could use more street cred. Stanley though, he could 187 a rival and still be thought a goober.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Maybe the Aussies amongst us think it sounds hard though, like a Stanley knife.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

he is an unlikely fellow not what one would expect from a big wave guy….but he charges when he’s in position. Kind of a “point and go’ type surfer. Not much street cred, but when you see his ski hitched to his truck you know what is happening. Heard his Fuckbook page is revealing.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Flat Stanley aka Stanley Lambchop could have waited for a breeze and floated himself to safety like a kite.

Maximum Avery
Maximum Avery
7 years ago

Stanley sounds unmovable TTVOMJ

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago

Are all rappers imported or does it just sound like that?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
7 years ago

Only the silly ones (except Slick Rick).

C4cereal
C4cereal
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

There was a cholo kid in my HS who went by Stanley. You never know.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

I wouldn’t have bothered Christy. He would just told the shark that it wasn’t his time to go and he should bugger off and bother someone else.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

If the shark saw Christy it would’ve jumped on the ski. Is Christy our very own Chuck Norris?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Who’s Christy?

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Dude had a Heart attack on a wave at Mavericks and lived to tell the tale. Plus he beats up sharks.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Ah sorry! Yes of course.
I humbly apologise to Christie.

Long may he wrastle Mavs, and knock sharks out.

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
7 years ago

That photo has just enough information to really bum me out.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

“Stanley said the shark swam just inches under his jet ski, close enough for him to see the scratch marks on its skin and its dark gray eye”
Fucking chilling.. As if Mavericks wouldn’t be scary as fuck already.. Heart attacks, hungry noah’s, and monster slabby coldness. Fuck that shit.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

And to think that Jeff Clark surfed it alone for 15 years ……

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

..and nobody believed him til he showed em!

C4cereal
C4cereal
7 years ago

That is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of that place. One of my regular spots (in non rocky/cold/seaweedy/no undersea death cave socal) is well populated with sub 10 foot GWS “juveniles”. Weekday surf is frequently solo or 1-2 other guys all winter. Honestly can’t imagine surfing Mavericks alone 25 years ago.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  C4cereal

What’s the name of it? What tide is it best?

C4cereal
C4cereal
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Salt Creek. Don’t blow it out. Works at all tides.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
7 years ago
Reply to  C4cereal

Shhhh – only now starting to get crowded. Keep it on the low !

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
7 years ago

Maybe there were others who had surfed it alone before Clark, but never lived to tell of the spot as the “big man in the gray suit” got to them first.


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