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Question: Will Kelly Slater’s Bells’ heat win leave him completely resurrected and refreshed?

Another 1000 year reign?

I am almost finished with rough rough rough draft on next book and spend my days wrestling with word choices. Really logging hours going back and forth between “he told me” versus “he said” etc. and so you can imagine my thrill yesterday when I clicked over to the World Surf League’s website and caught Kelly Slater vs. Julian Wilson.

Oh you don’t me to describe, we have Longtom who wrote:

Kelly’s best wave featured a bogged first turn that he turned into an awkward slide which segued into a weirdly caught bottom turn into two more clean turns. His board looked chattery, catchy and unreliable.

It was charitably awkward but he won and could this mean that he wins again and again?

I ask because the film that best summarizes professional surfing in its current iteration is the wonderful Interview with a Vampire. A good friend texted me, this morning, comparing and he was inspired. Together we went through each character and here’s how it shakes out.

Tom Cruise’s Lestat is an almost note-perfect Kelly Slater. Lusting for life. Never giving up.

Brad Pitt’s Louie is John John Florence, more or less. Very talented. Very confused.

Antonio Banderas’s Armand is Gabriel Medina to a tee. John John’s foil. Very powerful.

We went on and on through the rest of the move, casting Julian Wilson as the boy who got nibbled by Lestat while Louie was nibbling poodles etc.

interview with the vampire.wmv

But let’s stop there and you tell me. Is one heat win all Kelly Slater needs to go from screen right (above) to screen left?

Is this the beginning of another 1000 year reign?

Or will these two put the stake in, as it were?

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killvan

I knew someone would reference Kundalini on da grit one day!

grumpy local

Why not, wouldn’t be the first time they’ve given a title away after only one event!

Nick Dee

I got no complaints against Caroline Marks. If you are reading this article, Caroline, don’t even take any notice of the kooks at Beach Grit.

Chas Smith

Ha!

MaxNeoprene

I saw Slater bobble a few bottom turns and top turns in that heat. Hard to watch. “Ouch!” He’s 1/4 way to the legends heats

Chief Hot stuff

I only know of him through the DKs

Firelipe Torpedo

If only the waves at bells would clean up and become watchable I could stop feeding the trolls

Nick Carroll

Fuck I’d honestly rather have one of Tom’s skimboards.

Nick Carroll

Well I’d count him out for a world title on form so far. Peterson Crisanto out-surfed him yesterday. But it’s fucking fascinating watching him re-learn heat structure and work on the criteria again.

Firelipe Torpedo

It’s honestly hilarious you think I’m from Brazil.

Wilbur

Can’t see past the teeth.

longtom

I thought he was dead.

velobwoy

But canard is a good word.

Wilbur

I like duck.

longtom

for a fin

Firelipe Torpedo

Cringeworthy comment

Chief Hot stuff

Try this word choice
Get fuked.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

WSL app and site is down. Good timing. The incompetence is outstanding.

NEGATRON

Don’t be so hard on yourself, I think you’re talented!!

NEGATRON

Are they reading Beachgrit on the phone?

NEGATRON

no1 fan around here… But only because you’re stuck in a 1996 time warp.

Chas Smith

Oh well-played, Ben. Well-played.


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