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From the equal-pay-for-equal-work dept: Will the WSL run the women at ten-foot Bells tomorrow?

"If the women are getting equal pay for an equal job, they can't say it's too big and rough," says Maurice Cole.

When I heard about the forceful forecast for the Bells contest, twenty feet and so on, I made a call to the shaper Maurice Cole, a Bells habitué for fifty years or thereabouts.

Maurice, who is sixty five, was standing on the stairs at Bells, wearing shorts despite the cold and staring at clean three-to-four-foot waves. He was greeted by every pro surfer, coach, administrator and fan who walked by.

Question: Is the forecast correct?

Is Bells going to be big?

Maurice paints me a little picture.

Two weeks earlier, it was eight foot on the back of a fifteen-second south swell. Maurice, who was riding an eight-foot long surfboard, sat fifty metres further out than the pack at Bells and still got cleaned up by a seven-wave set.

“I dived under the first one and I surfaced, gasping for air, just as the next wave was on top of me.”

That was a fifteen-second period swell.

Tomorrow it’s seventeen. And wrapped inside a forty-knot cross-onshore south-west wind.

“It’s been a long time since we’ve had a south swell at seventeen seconds,” says Maurice. “I’m a little bit hesitant to call it. But. It’ll be ten-for plus, twelve-foot sets, maybe. The biggest thing is the wind. I told Micro and Ace that it’s going to be that big and that far out to sea, you’re going to need to chip-shot into two of ’em. It’s a wave-catching contest when it’s that big.”

The big question, says Maurice, is what to do with the women.

Do you send ’em out when it’s ten-to-twelve-foot?

“There’s been a little bit of… ”

Maurice searches for the word…

“Energy… in saying, well, if the women are getting equal pay for an equal job, they can’t say it’s too big and rough. And it’s going to be big. The strength of the swell, I wouldn’t be surprised to see virtually non-stop sets. That’s what happens. In a south swell it just racks up. West swells are inconsistent.”

The women, therefore, will be the first heats on Friday morning before the joint gets out of control, climbing back into the ring when it drops to six-to-eight on Saturday.

Other notes: The water is an unseasonably warm 17.7 C, (64 degrees), Maurice has been employed to supply step-up boards for various pros and the contest will, likely, run at Bells ’cause of the difficult of using skis at Winkipop when it gets big.

“If you get in trouble on the takeoff at Winki, getting a ski in there is pretty tough.”

And, how does tomorrow’s predicted swell compare to the famous day in 1981 when Simon Anderson showed the worth of his novelty three-finned design in fifteen-foot surf?

The difference, says Maurice, is 1981 was clean.

“It’s not going to be like ’81 at all. It’s going to be a shitload harder. Ten times harder.”

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jhvg
jhvg
3 years ago

equal pay lol
if they were equal theyd be on the mens tour

Dan
Dan
7 years ago

Your all wrong it should based off the percentage that the company earns, say the men’s division grossed 1 billion and the women’s grossed 200 million well they should get and equal percentage say 10% because that is truely equal of earning so the women should have a 20 million prize pool while the men 200 million it’s actually unfair to give the same to both men and women because that might mean the women are getting over 20 30 40 50 percent or even more than they gross

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago

hmm emails in 81?

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago

So you weren’t there , just second hand stories , shot down!

Wino-isdom
Wino-isdom
7 years ago

Soooooooo…. the chicks went out this morning and struggled in 6-8 feet before the major size kicked in. What stories would be on the net this evening if they had been sent at the back end of the day. ‘WSL ladies surfer drowns mid heat’.
Italo was fucked after his heat and said it was the worsed beating he’s had in competition.
Probably a sport where equal pay doesnt sound too bad, but today was BADLY exposed for the lefty nonsense it represents.

Bushman
Bushman
7 years ago

Well hell Maurice, now the WSL can pull out the racist card, thanks to your comments.

Girls are sipping tea today!

Wino-isdom
Wino-isdom
7 years ago
Reply to  Bushman

You mean sexist card

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago
Reply to  Wino-isdom

both!!

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
7 years ago

Maurie knows stuff.

Surely the girls wont hesitate now they’re on an equal standing…surely?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

As soon as I got back from a surf this morning wifey suggested a beer. Remember bongs then beer your in the clear… beers then bongs you’ve done it wrong.

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

How do you have her so well trained?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago
Reply to  grumpy local

She’s not! Must be commemorating my great uncle at Gallipoli is the only thing I could think.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Not surprised by the shorts – I’m 50 clicks further south today so rugged up in jeans. Crew were out in short arm steamers today… beggars belief.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

Women didn’t blow up today in head high. Some tough performances to be real that doesn’t validate equal pay which is all the WSL seems to promote. Good luck if waves come.

Keala’s “win” has created an environment though that could see a woman’s champ not capable of riding a wave, but being crowned champ. Then an unknown author will type a piece framing the worlds elite as “small wave surfers” and unknown women as big wave credibles. Sounds implausible, but it has precedent.

Equal pay for equal production should be the standard. I wish for many less heats, the WSL contrives more heats. So here we go Surflie, how giant is it going to be?

“Ah mate, Darren just ran back to the Goldie to pull a 6’2″ for me, should be back today I reckon”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

The girls are prettier
That’s what equals it up.
Girls spend shit loads on clothes as well.

OffRocker
OffRocker
7 years ago

His lips’ll be dryer than a dead dogs dick by halfway thru a 40min heat…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

Solid, solid plan

Molly Lockwood
Molly Lockwood
7 years ago

Hmmm, I don’t seem to recall the women copping out when the 2018 Jaws Challenge was deemed “too big and too rough” just before the men’s got called off.

jorgen
jorgen
7 years ago

It will test the Women in terms of paddling, duckdiving etc but still a relatively easy take off IF you can get in the right spot. Big messy bells is patience and luck game, Will be plenty of low/NO scores.

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago

were you actually there in 81?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Did you see the footage from their heat in 2010? Thing was crazy.

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

OKay, okay, but how the fuck did y’all get a surf spot called Winkipop? I really have to know this.

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

in the good old days , a winki was a root……one of the first guys to surf winkipop , actually went and walked on the reef where there are these small seaweed bubbles , which actually pop when you walk on them , he came back and jokingly referred to those popping bubbles , as Winkipops…

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Oh rad — this has been bugging me forever! Thank you kindly!

Wait — do you mean root as in a plant or root as in Australian for sex? God, sorry, I need so much translating around here.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Better to ask Nick

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

sex!

mike m
mike m
7 years ago

I’m going with pipe hits of ak-47 hashish. weeehaaaw! Who am I and what am I doing here?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
7 years ago

Super excited for a shark attack at Bells. Super excited!

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

The ocean did have that colour this morning didn’t it!

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Can we add Unfold


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