Just in time for the Pipeline Masters.
And you thought you had seen it all. You thought that being shocked, amazed, jaw-dropped, scared senseless, really profoundly disturbed ceased sometime in your early teens.
For it was then you deduced that monsters weren’t real. That Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Minnie Castavet were all dreams cooked up in the idle minds of Hollywood screenwriters. That the real Michael Meyers didn’t wear an emotionless white mask but was rather a chubby Canadian, friend of Garth, voice of Shrek.
You imagined getting swallowed whole by a Great White shark, surfboard and all, was pure fiction.
Well, meet Deep Blue.
The largest Great White ever recorded in the history of the world, a terrifying 20+ ft, the size of an extra-large school bus, is currently menacing off the coast of Oahu and just in time for the Pipeline Masters.
Ocean Ramsey, activist/shark whisperer, decided to swim with the beast and let us huddle under our blankets while reading her account in Honolulu’s Star-Advertiser.
“I’m without words; it’s heartwarming; she’s probably the most gentle great white I’ve ever seen. Big pregnant females are actually the safest ones to be with, the biggest oldest ones, because they’ve seen it all — including us.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4BWGOxA5mH/
But have they seen Pipeline Masters?
I fear Deep Blue could fit Gabriel Medina, Jordy Smith and Kolohe Andino comfortably in her belly. I fear she could eat 20 of the world’s best 30 surfers for a snack.
Very scary.
I was afraid of White sharks until I dove with them.
If they wanted to eat me, they could have done so easily. They don’t give a rats ass about us.
If they bite a surfer, it’s a case of mistaken identity. (They thought it was a seal)
More people die from falling coconuts every year than from shark attacks.
So, Mr Author, you are an ignorant, fear propagating doosh…
I am just waiting for a shark to take a chunk out of Ocean Ramsey’s disrespectful ass.
ok, where’s the fricken laser?
This site is sending responses to wrong people.this my last time reading or responding to this site
Yo chickensalt you are replying to wrong person.i liked great whites; they eat surfers
Your hatred for these amazing creatures is appauling. If you think they’re scary, stay out of the f**king water. They were here long before you!
An idiot wrote the article.
“menacing” “monster” “eat surfers” “terrifying”
Gtfoh
“Hey, we need to write something about this big shark. Anyone know anything about sharks? Oh, Chas, you watched Jaws 4 once? Excellent, just use that!”
scary seeing the diver by that HUGE great white female
reminds me of that guy who was living with the grizzly bears and filming it all. until they CHOMPED him…on video…
Why why why use the word terrifying? Deep blue is in her assigned home doing what she and other Gws does: being sharks. I suppose “scary, terrifying” and honorable mention of Hollywood horror story serial killers also seals the deal that this author is just graspIng and perpetuating what needs to change. Nothing educational or enlightening in this article. No contribution to conservation or understanding that the earth needs these “scary, terrifying” Gws.
Kill. Them.
Excellent way to rid Hawaii of Demo Rats. All the rats are good for is fish food. It is natures way of dealing with garbage. More the merrier. I wish her happy hunting and lots of success.
That’s a 20 footer, 25 three tons of her….lol
Hey Chas, this is a moronic article. The only good piece of writing here was the direct quote from Ocean Ramsey, an actual shark activist and expert on shark behavior who does research before making claims. Maybe you should stick to writing about things you’re at least somewhat educated on instead of trying to fear monger and perpetuate the untruth that sharks are horrible menacing creatures. I would say I hope you get bit by a shark but since the chances of that are 1 in 3,748,067 I’ll instead say that I hope you get sacked from your job, which seems pretty likely if this is the quality of your writing.
sources: https://www.floridamuseum.u…
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/no…
His chances are pretty good, his home break is infested with them. I suggest you do your research.
Give me a source, I’d love to read up on all of the shark attacks happening in his ‘home break’. I did my research, I like science and real facts, and if I’m wrong I’ll readily change my opinion. So please, link me a source for your claims!
https://www.google.com/url?…
You just linked me a YouTube video of a single shark attack two years ago. In an article about it it said “While there have been a dozen shark attacks in the region since 1980, this is the first in Encinitas in at least 30 years.”
Do you have another source that actually supports your claim?
Kyra I think this ENTIRE SITE is evidence of the great white shark’s terrible menacing power to destroy all human life as we know it
I refer you to all of Chas’s previous articles he has authored this year on the the subject.
Yeah, they seem to really like their Spandex shorts. What the fuck is up with that? Supposedly for ball rash, but I think Gabe’s got friction burns around his ring.
Swimming with any shark, not to mention as big as that is crazy, but cool at the same time.
It’s coming for YOU Chas! Watch your back!
I want to see her so bad!
Put gopro’s on them all just in case….so we have a record of what happens of course. We want to know if these swimmers are 1 bite or 2