Made not born... or wait. Is it the other way around?
BeachGrit has truly become the home of heroic. I am so against alliteration, bristling every time master shaper Matt Biolos posts an Instagram message, but don’t know how to swap either “home” or “heroic” out as that’s what we are.
Did you already forget the Filipino surfer who forewent a gold medal to save a fellow competitor? The Florida surfer riding a storm who saved an entire boat? The other Florida surfer who was chomped by a shark and instead of going to a hospital treated himself to a bar?
Well, welcome Aidan Cohen into their ranks, a local Cardiff-by-the-Sea boy who saved the screenwriter of Bruce Lee’s greatest (only?) film and very good friends with my older daughter. How many times can you count yourself personally acquainted with a legend? How many fried shrimp po’ boys has a legend served you at Fish 101 with free coleslaw?
But let’s read his harrowing tale together first, before getting to your answers.
Author and screenwriter Michael Allin, known for writing the classic Bruce Lee film “Enter the Dragon,” was rescued from his burning Cardiff home late Thursday night by two teenage neighbors.
“It got close there for a second,” said 17-year-old Aidan Cohen, who lives next door to Allin.
At around 11 p.m. Thursday, Aidan and his 19-year-old brother Ryan Cohen were sitting in their home eating late-night snacks of cereal and ice cream.
But their meal was interrupted when the power suddenly went off in their home. The two heard an explosion and rushed outside to see their neighbor’s house on fire.
They instinctively began shouting: “Michael! Michael!”
“We’ve known him forever. He’s lived there all our lives … Our first instinct was to scream his name,” Cohen said.
The boys ran to the back of the home and heard a disoriented Allin from inside.
“I told [Aidan], ‘Please don’t, please don’t.’ Aidan ran, pushed the door open and Aidan ran into his house and dragged him out and literally saved his life,” Ryan said.
While his house looked hollowed and badly charred Friday morning, Allin suffered only scratches and bruises.
You must finish the wild ride on your own time but back to my questions.
1) How many heroes are friends with your daughter?
2) How many of them have given you free coleslaw (with or without a fried shrimp po’ boy)?
While you’re thinking, raise a non-alcoholic beverage to Aidan Cohen and another to Bruce Lee.
Joined forever in Valhalla.
Forever heroes.
Late night snacks of cereal and ice cream? Sounds like somebody been smoking da magic dragon…
Ah …… The Cohen Bros …… or Coen . I can just see this becoming a scene in their Cardiff by the Sea oeuvre “ The Big “ hair “ Machado ? The film , begotten , not made , of one being with the farter … or something along those lines
Matt Biolas is from Chino, CA.
Lots of cows and an infamous prison.
The local airport has a delicious breakfast if you’re ever in town.
Lost made in Chino
or Lost made in China ….. ?
Does it really matter these days?
How much coin does the US owe China?
We’re fucked (in the bad way).
Aloha emoji.
You mean… Enter the Dragon was like, fiction??!?!?
I’ve gone for years thinking that was a fly-on-the-wall documentary!!!
All my delusions, SHAT-TURD!
I’ve also always been confused about where the drag part is. They never actually show him getting dolled up and sashaying around being bitchy. So what’s the deal?
Well he did at least inspire a whole generations of kids in Oz to go to bed wearing Kung Fu Pyjamas ……
Fish 101 taco shop might be the bro-hub of universe. Machado, Knox, Kerr, Hob good,
And youthful hero’s to boot? I saw Joel Tudor surfing out front waiting for my poke bowl.
Born. Then made aware of that inner drive at that moment when confronted by choice in the face of danger. I have no doubt that the experience will have a profound impact on his future job interest, even if that ends plans he had prior to the fire. The fact his brother Ryan pled with Aidan not to risk injury shows some people can’t suppress the processes of the amygdala. Maybe they could learn, but likely a road too tough to travel. The amygdala sends signals to the brain stem that then initiates the “flight or fight” response. Suppressing that instinctual process in the amygdala when risk exceeds benefit can be learned. But you have to have had a storm raging within you from young age. To want that fight. Want that proximity to danger. Special Operators often speak of that.
What about Smooth Operators? What do they often speak of?
Fiber!
Coffee tables …. no need to ask ?
No places for beginners or sensitive hearts?
So he may end up surfing in black water so to speak ?
How old is your older daughter? Nick Carroll asked me to ask you.
You dirty bastards all stay away. Particularly Nick Carroll. Surfers may yet save the world but….. hell. We’re all worthless shitheads.
I think he just wanted to help pay her school fees or something mate. Not a suss cunt.
What are you worrying for? Nick couldn’t even find Jen See within the oppressive walled-in confine of Surf Ranch at the Inaugural Freshwater Pro.
I’m very adaptive but what’s in it for us? Decent inheritance?…
Well I don’t know about that, but I agree. Fuck alliteration!