"Carrying a surfboard under your arm is a thing of the past."
Vaginal weightlifting is an activity that would be best described, I think, as niche.
Not for any rational reason: it’s photogenic and any sort of championship would makes for more compelling live viewing than a two-week surf event.
Kim Amani, a forty-seven surfer and “intimacy coach”, is a devotee of Vaginal Kung Fu, where a weight is inserted into the vagina with a string attached to a heavier object, a surfboard for example.
Better orgasms via a “toned and sleek vagina” ergo better sex.
Amani says she can lift ten pounds, or four-and-a-half kilograms, with her genital muscles and enjoy twenty consecutive orgasms.
“When I speak of vaginas that shoot ping pong balls and open beer bottles and win world records, these aren’t wild exceptions to what vaginas can do (though they are currently). Every woman can do these things,” Amani writes on her website.
For men, Amani offers lessons in how to achieve a “Supercock” etc.
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Only useful if a wizards sleeve is the desired outcome.
WELCOME, I’M KIM.
I am a holistic sex and relationship coach, vaginal weight lifter and surfer. I show you how to have life-changing sex and make your intimate relationship your power source and secret weapon—even if you are single.
I like the way she states “and surfer” it is comforting to know surfers skills are now highly regarded in the medical profession.
So she can lift 4.5kg eh? I guess if you lived next door to her practicing to lift 5kg, you would be thinking there was a champagne party going on.
I bet that her clam is a real clamper.
Pink Snapper. Or possibly purple? She does have dark hair and eyes.
What could possibly go wrong for the novice vaginal weightlifter – possibly walking around with the vagina on the outside of the body?? Must say I haven’t done my research on the videos yet!!!
But I am looking forward to carrying things around with my cock especially my boards, i’m due to do weights today so will attempt some chin-ups with my cock and see how I go
So far all I’ve ever managed with my erect piece is an efficient towel rack when their ain’t one. I’m with you, I’ll raise the stakes and try rack my board on it next time
I got nude changing next to the pool in your honour Dez. Liberating, but would proudly sport a supercock next time.
You’ll know you got a supercock when you don’t need your hands to take off, or put on your shorts.
I’m just proud when it sniffs out some action when I’m asleep in the dead of night. Mind of its own.
An important micro-act of rebellion. Let it swing. And honk if you love BeachGrit etc.
Among other things I tried to get accosted to no avail.
“Best part is huge vagina lips will allow to become a flying squirrel” Kimani
I’m sure there’s a joke regarding Trump’s unwanted touching to be had with this subject.
But… hmmmmm.
How do you think she might handle the Maldivian Popo?
The first thing I looked for after reading the title of this article was who wrote it … DR doesn’t disappoint
Was driving on Bell st taking my German friend back to the airport when I noticed a hot red head.
He said they have a saying in Germany..a rusty roof means a leaky basement.
Yep