Or are you a Pete Buttigieg man?
If we think for, even one moment, that nature has a heart, has benevolence and love we only have to turn our eyes to the ocean for there we see horror and terror. We see grown men and sometimes women choosing to stroke the horizon on stand-up paddleboards.
We see grown men and sometimes women paddling mid-length surfboards into the lineup. Surfboards that used to be called “funboards” or “eggs” that only the morally illiterate went for.
We see Killer Whales eating the tails off of Great White Sharks, yes, but we also see them pouncing on the “Poodle of the Sea” i.e. dolphin, massacring then showing off its carcass exactly like the President of the United States Donald Trump showed off the carcass of the Democratic Party (also of the United States) post-impeachment.
Or Bernie Sanders walloping the remaining Democratic field in last night’s debate.
Dancing on #MayorCheat’s grave.
The ocean.
Sometimes weird. Sometimes vicious.
Always entertaining.
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No?
You’re a Pete Buttigieg man?
For shame.
But also, are Killer Whales the new “Youth against Establishment?
Yes?
More as the story develops.
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how’s the deficit?
school yard insults do not constitute “burying enemies”
Dolphins don’t kill
Dolphins are cunts really. Little fucker probably deserved a little cetacean peer punishment.
I would love to see Mayor Pete win just to see all these evangelical trump supporters heads spin. Man that would be crazy hilarious!
jewish socialist also works to that end, IMHO
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Did you know that Aged Surfening Star Journalist Nik Carrolls is part dolphin and taught his children to speak 6 dolphin languages on a family afternoon paddle-board race around Australia?
“More as the story develops” … how many times am I going to fall for that line?
You leave me feeling cheaper than my favourite $30 “massage” girl.
Killer whales are the sexual predators of the ocean. Beautiful creatures.
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Did you know that dolphins are always bare naked and named after Dolph Lungren, the toppest movie star from the 1980’ses?
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I’m starting my own global movement to protect white sharks from those nefarious Orcas and am looking for an impressionable young person to be the spokesmen for the unvoiced. Apply in the comments below…
Orcas don’t exist. Neither do Great Whites.
You are so gullible. Sucked in by the scare tactics of those people making all that fat gravytrain money getting dumb sheep public to believe that sharks and killer whales are real.
Great whites are a red hearing. Orcas are the real cunts!
What?
Even bigger dicks than avocados!
Speak up! Yer muttering sumthin’ about communists or sumthin’ ?
Do avocados have dicks?
no. the name “avocado” derives from aztec word meaning testicles. you are thinking of schlong fruit.
No, I don’t think the youth are that vicious these days. I think Dirk, Elo and the Wsl are actually the new killer whales– they play with you a bit–( give you an interview and a shaka) then ‘take you down and chomp you up’. The Wsl seems pretty ruthless, watch your back. Don’t paddle out if there around…….. ..
You’re boring me
The Democrats aren’t debating.
It’s like Alex Parker from redstate.com puts it:
“Striped pool balls…go!
“I like stripes!”
“I love stripes!”
“I’d give my life for stripes!”
“I hate solids!”
“I wish solids had never been born!”
“I’m solid myself, and I despise me!””
How many 9 year olds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let’s ride bikes!
“exactly like the President of the United States Donald Trump showed off the carcass of the Democratic Party (also of the United States) post-impeachment.”—– ouch!
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