Tears of joy!
Tears of joy!

True Love: Nothing says “Be my Valentine” like a pelting shower of Ultra Hard Surf Candy!

To love is to BeachGrit!

Your significant other loves BeachGrit and don’t lie. Don’t pretend you’ve shielded our unique craven madness from that gorgeous purity. From your partner be your partner Chasten or raw.

Jen See.

I don’t know if you know but Jen See is a celebrated athlete, influential writer, voice of a generation, twin finner, doctor.

A literal doctor.

But more importantly and influential writer and her love (sorry to burst bubbles here…she is spoken for) wants nothing more than a BeachGrit.

Nick Carroll?

His love (Tom Carroll) also only wants a BeachGrit.

The song has been sung over and over and over again. Those who love, BeachGrit.

Those who care pelt their lovers with Ultra Hard Surf Candy.

Do you actually love?

Actually care?

We give you a tiny window to prove here. Every single item in our store is on sale.

Your own Chasten will weep tears of unbridled Jordy.

A Valentine’s Day miracle.

Buy here.

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Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

I See
(if you have a child out of wedlock, could you please name it Irene or Ian ?)

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

nothing says “I love you” like a golden shower.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I bought a tail pad back in the day and now a Vissla. X BG shirt.

My pleas for a raise to my bosses fell on deaf (grumpy tight cunt) ears so l’m struggling to fund BG further currently, apart from my time making free content.

Sorry chaps.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

So you only care about us because of our money? I thought this time was different than all the others.

Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
6 years ago

Nick will NEVER post again here now, you’ve offended it him at a molecular level.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Dirk Diggler

Well there’s a win/win situation…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

I consider it quite unfair to show BIG Jordy crying when everyone knows that it’s Jules wee willy Wilson who has that manouver covered…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Jens partner is a lucky girl/boy.
It’s 50/50 these days

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

I wonder if Jen is an actual female or just ‘identifies’ that way.
Heck, I identify as a doctor from all the stitching and wound tending I did as a youngster on friends’ reef cuts and bike crashes, though I’m sure the medical council would disagree with my self-identification.
I always liked some of Carrolls’ early writing, though prefer Kong’s book…..

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

You’re a walking talking 80’s Tracks mag man Wes.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Ahhh the simplistic beauty of a fully recyclable (but quality and interesting) product from the golden era.

Wiping ya arse on ya phone just isn’t the same somehow…

P.S. SW ruled above all (though was never toilet friendly haha)

astro
astro
6 years ago

Hmmm, allow me to summarise:
Hey ! Tight fisted dickheads !
Merch on sale ! Buy Now !

You’re welcome.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

I’m picturing an episode of Storage Wars where they open up a shed and its full of beach grit merch.
Disappointed faces all round.
Someone bids low, wins and gives away to the homeless.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

I got a tshirt to show my support a few months back and found the neck a little lower than usual for me. Would look excellent on a skinny muscly guy like Chas Smith (Surf Journalist).

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

They’ve convinced themselves that it’s a look

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

What type of vehicle would Barry arrive in ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Not a tesla

astro
astro
6 years ago

Yes, yes hahahar – Derro’s at Bondi try to hock the tail pads off for a $1.
Drek, sees this and wonders how it all went soooo worng.
Lolol
Surf apocalypse !

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Mmm astrodeck at a buck a hit
Great deal…


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