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Fate worse than Coronavirus: 25-foot-plus Great White Shark found floating bitten in half in reported apex-predator “ritual sacrifice!”

Let's keep our eyes on the ball.

But while everyone in the entire world is “self-quarantining” and “self-isolating” and being very scared of microscopic novel Cornonaviruses did you ever wonder if there might be an extremely intelligent apex-apex-apex predator circling around just waiting for humanity’s distraction in order to mete out a fate worse than death?

Consider.

“Man-eating” Great White sharks began an unprecedented and coordinated attack on surfers just eight months ago.

Next, apex-apex predator Killer Whales began toying with those same “man-eating” Great Whites.

Snacking on their livers etc.

Munching delicious pate.

Very scary but then the Chinese Virus hit and everyone lost track of the thread.

Of the true menace.

Terror.

Etc.

Oh I don’t know what it is either. I only know we were getting close to it, much like in HBO’s new The Outsider, but then Chinese Virus…

Though can we gather ourselves for one moment and wonder?

What did this?

The above just released, buried, but absolutely terrifying photograph.

Xi Jinping?

Michael Pence?

More as the story develops.

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kyle

social distancing in pipe this morning https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

kyle

well that’s better than your boring stories about you and your daughter in paris,

Phat-wan kerr

for a while it seemed Charlies globe trotting had erased his sensibilities, getting his feet back on merkin soil has righted the ship.

Trinity Nair

That’s Kak funny… As we say here in good ‘ol RS of A.
(South Africa)

channelbottom

I’m more frightened by the crucifix flying around in the back of the photo. Perhaps it was Jebus which attacked that shark?
Were there anymore posts from this fisherman? Perhaps this was the last photo they ever took as the mystery flying Jebus was closing in to finish the job.

Scary stuff. Be careful out there guys.

Rhett Corbett

That is not new news story. And to use Coronavirus in heading thats low. U should be ashamed. As for the ‘sexually molested’ comment, grow up. That is not a Great White. This a old story from ages ago. Happened on the South Coast of Australia. Pathetic.

Phat-wan kerr

you tell him Rhett, he is sure to take it on board and change his wicked ways.

channelbottom

I can’t help imagining that you look more like Rambo, with some unfeasibly large weapon slung casually over one shoulder.

Tommy Riddle

Great story Chas, this is what I come here for.

channelbottom

Ashton. Stepping up his game, Chas.
Be warned.

Otto

Prop again…duh

Gino

Possible members of the ASP(Asian Shark Party) chased down this sole shark suspected of being infected with Kungflu and bashed it?
Obviously they then reported to their elders with pieces of said sahrk.
Much like when Mao told his people to kill flys.
I actually lived with a lovely Chinese couple years back that told me the real kiss asses would pull off the flys wings and bring them to those in charge to show what a great job they were doing.


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