Experience the magic of déjà vu…
Earlier today, and shortly after rewarding my triceps with loving strokes for completing ten consecutive push-ups, I received, via text, an Instagram post announcing a world first: Julian Wilson, on skate rail, in wave pool.
The story, if you click through to sugar drink factory website, makes for compelling reading.
Growing up 100m from the beach in the Australian town of Coolum, Julian Wilson’s life revolved around two things: surfing and skateboarding. While other childhood pastimes came and went – golf, motocross and more – the two board sports had Wilson’s heart from day one.
Although the 2014 Pipe Master clearly found his true calling in the ocean and the occasional injury saw him put away his deck for a month or two here and there, he never turned his back on skating, and last year he started to imagine combining his two passions. That’s where the idea for The Rail Project, building and then riding a skate-style rail in the waves, first sprang from.
Here, I felt the sensation called, in French, déjà vu or, in English, already seen.
In 2010, Julian was in a Canary Islands wavepool when a skate rail with floats attached, laboriously transported from Australia for a Stab magazine photo shoot as well as to form part of Kai Neville’s Lost Atlas, was shoved into his, Kolohe Andino, Evan Geiselman and Adam Melling’s path
A pointless exercise, I thought at the time, although Adam Melling refused to let that bone go and lost his FCS fins in the process.
Later, so much cocaine was served at the hotel party (no pro surfers involved) doors were flung open at a local brothel and several stubbornly flaccid cocks were called to arms.
Of course, we weren’t the first to think of the rail grind.
Western Australian surfer Jame Catto, a contemporary of Taj Burrow, some say even better, set his up at a Perth beach in, when was it, 2002?
And noted commentator and troubadour Chris Coté mounted his own rail in the water a few years later for a Transworld Surf shoot.
Ricky Whitlock did it first I’m pretty sure, me second, Kalani David third. Julian’s is different though ’cause it’s a moving rail, his line to get to the rail was insanely difficult.”
History is written by the victors, as they say.
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“several stubbornly flaccid cocks were called to arms.” – some of your best work
I hate this cross-over shit!
Not to be a contrarian but.. technically this should be called a FS boardslide as opposed to grind. I’m sure *edit Coté (spelt his name incorrectly) would agree. I’d like to see a 5-0 though, it’d have to be done on a twinny, back fin would be an obstruction to any surf grind.
Also, more on the coke party story please!
Yeah, more coke party stories. Who gives a shit about this floating rail in a wave pool. But brothels and drugs and mayhem were and still are a lot more interesting.
This video is absolutely cringeworthy. Fuck Julian and his sullen attitude – mate, you got a magnitude of talent, a contract to surf for a living, a hot wife, children and a house with a steady income…. put a smile on your face and lose the over-entitled persona cunt.
he knows he’ll never win a word title. basically playing support to a bunch of brazzos.
Support? He’s getting absolutely smoked …, they support each other
if surf pools = skate parks then
ocean surfing (og) = street skating (og).
Freddie P’s grind was og.
This is a severely under appreciated comment
James Catto is a massive dickhead (prove me wrong), so his doesn’t count
james catto is as relevant as james woods….
So skilled. So boring.
It’s just pathic effort to get noticed
2014 pipe master.
Jeez. It’s been six year’s since he was relevant to surfing.
His the next Aussie taj burrow without a doubt . All talk and hype but no world champion
I wonder who’s already being groomed to replace him now his getting old ?
Bet the ad men choose a bloke with Tatts?
A Matt hoy lookalike.
Look – I’ve had a guts full of this fanboy shit.
From now on – anything featuring Julian or Kai I have autosqueal enabled. [Squeal]
It’s still in beta – so might not work every post but I know all you guys know that if I miss a post that I’m squealing silently on the side.
I have auto-enabled the original Jim Dunlop Cry Baby Wah Wah pedal for Julian…
Snowboard U13 rail jam – last place
No sorry
Not gonna watch
Couldn’t bring myself to even read beyond the intro when it was obvious the clip would be shit…
Thanks anyway
Cheers
The starving millions reckon its
Pretty sick bro!
Eh, content, i guess.
Side note – It’s interesting that the WSL’s most viewed piece of content (that sunset wave on Tik Tok) did not include any surfing.
WSL posted an article yesterday, currently with 0 replies, asking fans what they wanna see. It ain’t Jules board sliding in a pool but I feel like this could actually be productive considering how much we do enjoy poking fun at our silly non-surfer-run professional surfing. I would actually frequent that website outside of comp windows if there was a steady flow of insightful articles about the pros, for example. Who’s feeling the pressure of qualification, who on tour is most likely to be a sit-down pisser etc. They’ve got more access to these people than anyone and we keep getting feel-good videos about kooks.
Or we could use the platform to request something really dumb and hope it gets made. Gmed manscaping tutorial anyone? Never learned what proper butthole/sack etiquette is for the heterosexual male.
https://www.worldsurfleague…
Ok.
Thought you were taking the piss until I went on there and saw your comment. Very inclusive of you!
Julian ‘wee willy’ Wilson would definitely be a sit-down pisser…
Rabidly pointless then, more so now.
Pointless Exercise?
Sounds like job for (reverb on)HURLULEY MAN!!!
Techy? Yes! Tacky? Definitely. It’s hurluley man.
Not so the powdery brothel scenes..
That’ll never go outta style.
It really is a classic tune!
In the immortal words of James Catto;
‘But where are all the sluts at?’
God I miss Catts.
Such a real cunt..was never allowed to step out of Taj’s shadow somehow even though both surfed very differently i thought
Catto, six-one, rake thing, Taj, a foot shorter, thicker. Both magicians.
Too many Coronas?
Putting it mildly. I once bought a fifty-dollar item off Catts at a Rusty party and had to be wrapped in a blanket and shepherded off the boat.
Good value!!
Shout out to James Catto. Who used to be regularly seen boosting massive airs out at Trigg point which was a welcome treat amongst the drop ins and bog rail cutbacks. Also after seeing a hefty pull back from myself told me to never pull back on waves no matter what cause you might get tubed off your dial or you might get lit up But u don’t know if u don’t go. Cool guy.
No pull-backs. I’m in.
That’s how I ended up with two kids.
You should never trust a guy when he says he will pull out.
I’m not really the ideal target audience for that advice, but thanks.
Does that apply to combat situations as well?
Advice don’t come any better.
where is he now?