Pointless but cheap.
There’s something insidious about social media, destroyer to one’s finer feelings. The timid man becomes bold, the man who has never had an opinion about anything becomes full of them the moment he pecks at his telephone.
It’s especially destructive in moments like these when panic mongering becomes the order of the day, likes and shares the most tradable commodity of all.
Supermarket shelves have been vacuumed clean, helpless infants are drawing from the teat of empty bottles and there seems to be no ray of sunlight bursting forthwith.
With that in mind, we’ve assembled an emergency supplies kit, which is being sold at well below its manufacturing cost, to help you through this period of quarantine, compulsory or self-imposed.
For $US99.95, you’ll receive two medium-sized t-shirts (1 x white Ultra Hard Surf Candy, 1 x yellow BG logo tee), four tail pads (1 x each colour) and a ten-pack of air fresheners.
Normally, this would cost $US370.
But these are not normal times.
If we didn’t accept our lot with cheerful humility where would we be?
Pointless, yes.
But cheap.
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Shit, I with I had a hundred bucks rn…
It was All made in china and thus is contaminated
He replaced Rory parker
Anyone but him.
I wasn’t including myself.
But I see you’re still a fucking virus.
It’s no wonder it’s like the Mary Celeste round here.
So global warming is a real thing, Chazz ?
You’ve woken grumpy and a bit shitty with an early end to hibernation ?
Or are the bookies a no go zone in Jockland and you’re a bit fucked off about that ?
But yea – bex is a virus.
I think you mean ‘virile’.
I miss missing you.
Best cocktails in Paris!!
Stale and tired.
Change the locks. Re-issue 3 sets of the new keys only.
Delete the comment section.
Thanks I miss you too.
You’ll need to give me your address so I can send you some Hurluley stickers.
Also your home! And now you’re stuck here, per Gavin Newsom’s orders.
Could I get a –“Dirk don’t Surf”–bumper sticker? Or —“Elo don’t Surf”— bumper sticker?…a 5 or 10 pack?— one for my car, one to put on someone else’s car in the beach parking lot (while they’re out surfing) one for the pier and beach restroom, the possibilities are endless……….. oh, one to put on the “lifeguard parking only” sign………
Who the fuck can fit into medium sized t-shirts?
Call them what they are Dez, crop tops.
You cut the logo part out of the t-shirt, and get your mom to sew it onto your stone-washed denim jacket.
BG battle jacket!
Extra street cred if no sleeves on denim jacket.
Fenriz demonstrating correct battle jacket/battle vest etiquette. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Essential for the man with a beautiful tummy.
But I’d need to buy 4 new boards
Can you throw in 4 new boards?
And 10 cars?
I just spent all my money on a new modem/router for the home office.
I’ve never heard of anyone buying a modem before,
You need the modem part to suck in the inter-nests.
The router part distributes that mouthful to the various tubes around the house.
It usually comes in one box these days, so you don’t really notice the separate jobs.
Edit. To be fair, $99 for 4 tailpads is pretty awesome. I could distribute the air fresheners round the streets to keep the plague auge at bay.
I just got a free one from TPG and NBN. So fast.
Thai girls wild is getting a thrashing!!
Does Mrs Bexy approve?
Only when she’s at work.
Call it the “Boeing Special”.