Watch: Penguin and seal participate in “consensual, beautiful, inspiring” non-binary love act!

A fine example for surfers.

Oh we humans, we Homo sapiens, are a vicious lot getting more and more vicious by the day. Those who self-identify as “left” refuse to speak with those who self-identify as “right.” Vegans won’t even look at pescatarians and say snotty things about them under their mung bean breath. Those who think the earth is round cannot stand the sight of those who think the earth is flat and take every opportunity to mock and belittle.

Tribes and camps.

We’ve separated ourselves into tribes and camps and loathe every tribe and camp not our own.

And we surfers may be worst of all. Tribes and camps within tribes and camps. Two surfers may vote for establishment Democratic candidates, for example, but if one rides a fish and the other rides a plus-sized fish then they will hate each other and look for ways to cause much harm one to the other.

Thankfully we have the animal kingdom to show us a better, more gentle way. To learn how to treat those different from us.

Love them even.

Recently we witnessed a benevolent killer whale saving an injured seal and a polar bear kissing a funny circus seal.

Today we have another seal but this one participating in a consensual, beautiful, inspiring non-binary love act with a handsome penguin.

If these two can cross species lines than shouldn’t a surfer who rides a Hayden shaped Hypto-Krypto be able to wake up next to a surfer who rides a Channel Island’s Neck Beard without shame?

Let us, like our animal friends, freely live, laugh and love.

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Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane
6 years ago

The Tardicaca Lake Sharks penis is 9 inches long

Heysoos
Heysoos
6 years ago

more proof seals are the dogs of the ocean.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Zoologists call that the “Goggans Quirk”.

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
6 years ago

On the interspecies love theme, you’ll probably enjoy this article with a researcher specialising in semi-structured interview based research insinuating that Laird was right and that male great whites are attracted to female humans…

https://www.rnz.co.nz/natio…

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
6 years ago

Laird is correct about very few things and lets confirm that connecting people to ‘strap on’ surf craft is not one of them.

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
6 years ago

Oh, I agree and just because some Southlander says so in a semi-structured interview, it doesn’t quite make it scientific fact… but entertaining nonetheless.

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
6 years ago

We must have different Lairds. Will check it out 👍

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
6 years ago

I thought he was much like the holy trinity?

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
6 years ago

a lot us are looking for a safe space free of corona virus talk. can you provide that for us?

astro
astro
6 years ago

I bet his mates gave him hell about that. Hahahahar

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

And people wonder why penguins waddle like they do.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Na i reckon mrs penguin got the shits with bird dong and waddled over into the zone and just said show me whatya got ya fkn freak


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