Broad appeal, attracting spectators!
David Lee Scales and I had a recent chat about the viability of surf tanks in the time of the Chinese Flu. He was bearish, thinking the financing would dry up and hordes of jobless citizens would be too busy murdering each other over corn husks and dying to care about the freshwater barrel experience. I was bullish, thinking that air travel will be more costly over the coming years and nations less likely to desire tourists thereby creating “local” surf vacations to Waco, Palm Springs and Chesterfield County there in the middle of Virginia.
But let’s read about the just unveiled Chesterfield County development, two hours from the Atlantic, that is to include the largest surf park in these United States.
Since the project, which the developers are calling “The Lake,” was zoned in March 2017, (local real estate developer Brett) Burkhart has scrapped plans for a whitewater rafting course modeled after the U.S. National Whitewater Center in Charlotte, North Carolina. Instead, he decided to create a surf park with customizable wave technology that can accommodate both beginner and professional surfers. At 6 acres, the Chesterfield surf park will be three times bigger than a similar facility, BSR Surf Resort in Waco, Texas, that opened in 2018.
The development will feature a PerfectSwell wave pool manufactured by California-based American Wave Machines, which gives the operator push-button control over the size and type of waves being generated.
Burkhart thinks that potentially could position Chesterfield to host surfing competitions, while also providing a recreational venue for people to surf or boogie board without having to make the two-hour trek to Virginia Beach.
“The business model is comparable to whitewater, but after realizing the broad appeal and its ability to attract spectators, I was convinced this could be something unique and successful in Central Virginia,” Burkhart said in a recent interview.
First, the abandoned super core whitewater rafting course sounds very fun. No? I am already a big fan of the manmade lazy river experience. You know, the meandering chlorine snake-shaped pools carrying children and adults along at a leisurely pace. Make that river un-lazy and even funner. No? Especially if the adults are allowed to ride with “Yards of Ale” like they are in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Second, what is your opinion on the viability of wave tanks for 2021 and beyond? Bullish or bearish?
Third, what will Kelly Slater do to steal limelight from “largest in the United States” claim?
More as the story develops.
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has anyone pointed out that by the time there are able to amortise these ridiculous pieces of machinery the world will be so fucked up and lacking in power that it won’t be worth the shit its built on? Or am I being overly sensitive to the current power consumption and environmental impact these sort of shit show’s have when we actually still have surf-able coastlines
I have nothing funny to say
No one ever does
On a slightly different subject…
If waves are measured in feet, boards in feet and inches, and wave pools in acres, then why are board volumes measured in metric litres instead of pints ?
Finally, a surf spot close to West Virginia
Nice to see Lance’s progeny carrying on with spitting in Chandler’s face.
Wave tanks will be slothish. Very slow growth.
Kelly Slater will show up at The Lake with Rob Bain dressed as an amoeba. A Bain Amoeba. Then Kelly will serve everyone complimentary bags of Fiery Hot Cheetos with no napkins so everyone will wash their cheese encrusted hands off in the tank and overload the filtration system. After which Kelly will skip off into the sunset giggling like a little girl.
far better, much more well thought out than my idea… good work Otto
Kelly Slater steaks, Kelly Slater ties, Kelly Slater vodka, Kelly Slater BBQ sauce, etc, to be released on the day this silly place opens…
If you follow that progression, the logic suggests he will announce he is running for the presidency.
congrats! you got the joke!
The only man-made experience that is going to financially thrive in the next couple of years is Pornhub.
Deal between Burkhart and WSL for The Lake* to host 2022 US WQS Regional Surf Championship
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*Hopefully not to go the way of the Ron Jon Surf Park, RIP. Or hopefully, I don’t care.