Advertisement
Chas Smith (left) and Erik Logan in happier times when touching was allowed. Very annoying.
Chas Smith (left) and Erik Logan in happier times when touching was allowed. Very annoying.

Leadership: World Surf League CEO Erik Logan bravely LOLs at the “trauma” and “disaster” of “Worst Year Ever” 2020!

"Okay what needs to be added?"

Covid-19 has been defeated thanks to the bold leadership coming out of New Zealand and, for certain, you have read that by now. For sure you know the “Great Chinese Cold” has been stuffed, that the global shutdown was a paranoid, misguided overreach only framing the coming worldwide police state, that we “won.”

And everything is funny in hindsight, no?

Or, not everything, but we can totally laugh at Black Plaguers cutting up pigeons and rubbing the pigeon corpses all over their pustule-riddled bodies in order to try to beat a disease, no?

They were so dumb.

We are extremely smart, wore masks, laid tape down on the floors of our grocery stores forcing people to stand exactly six feet apart, outlawed surfing, eating Asian fusion outside, etc.

And now, a few short months after the “Grand Chinese Flu” appeared it has been defeated by Jacinda Ardern.

Killed dead.

But 2020, amiright?

Erik Logan, World Surf League CEO and current Commander over the Wall of Positive Noise, broke with the over-wrought mainstream media to mock the whole thing today and shall we look?

So much needing to be added including a possible Saudi Arabia purchase of that very same World Surf League.

Adding a little smoke to the fire, if you Instagram search “Elo_” a Kuwaiti comes up.

Hmmm.

But more importantly, what are the other most ridiculously LOL moments of 2020 so far?

More as the story develops.

0 0 votes
Article Rating

Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.

Join the discussion

Your comments are still here. Every one of them.

Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.

Unclaimed
Handle
Comments
Posting since

Connect Disqus to reveal.

Subscribe
Notify of
9 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Bad Medicine

This comment comes a little late. (Been social distancing from the Grit). Anyway, why an article about a ‘dead man walking’?

frank

That’s what my buddy does, a 2 + 1 with L and R switched. He said it was a thing in the old days, and that Terry Fitzgerald did it.

frank

A friend of mine swaps left fin for right, not backwards but just left to right, he loves it!

Otto

The WSL, STAB and The Inertia lathered on the worstersirsauce and vied for herd immunity from punishing critique by Beach Grit.

Z Knows

Dumb – LOL in 2020 means ‘lots of love’ . Yet again
– Another sign that BG is ran by the old men who hangout on the parking lot waiting for the tide to come down.

astro

I see a grump got a shot in at elo.
“A SUPer is running WSL.”
Nice one, southbay_onion !

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Another LOL headline/thing that has happened in 2020:
“Unleasher of Quack Doctors Oz and Phil Surfs the Crest: Former Oprah Right-Hand Becomes CEO of the World Surf League!”

Gynecomastia

I wouldn’t be surprised if half of the commentors on this site think that those two are the best doctors in the world.

Dogsnuts

Shooting up disinfectant surely. And Nat Young leading the rankings.


9
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x